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2015

10

Feb

Zahra Schreiber Topless for Instagram of the Day

This nude pic of Zahra Schreiber, some WWE wrestler, have been doing the rounds the last little while, and I am surprised anyone would fucking care because WWE wrestlers are practically pornstars…and even if they don’t fuck on camera, look like they will give you a lap dance for 10 dollars a song…I mean that’s how they do their low grade casting for low grade women…with fake tits and cheesy everything, because that’s just what wrestling speaks to…

So tits happened, with the one thing that makes wrestling not gay, their dick clit thanks to steroid, trashy women…

I love that this is being pushed as “accidentally posted to instagram”….it is like the upload process just accidentally allows you to put shit up…I mean the reason I don’t bother with instagram is that it takes too long to get a picture up…this is called getting your name on the radar…a little press that should be a sex tape…it worked for Farrah Abraham…it can work for any low level.

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2015

10

Feb

Cora Keegan is Naked for Aaron Feaver of the Day

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I like to think I am the reason Cora Keegan grew out her bush, dyed her hair, and decided to post naked in something she knew I would see, because she’s obviously my number 1 fan, and that’s why she refuses to let me braid my beard into her pussy hair so that we can always be together, but more importantly, why she refuses to answer my tweets, and instagram comments, begging her to be my forever girl by letting me lock her in my basement….forever…it’s really the only way my wife will allow it…and there’s not much more romantic than abducting the one you love…

That said, she’s giving us a lot with being naked and all, but she’s hardly giving us anything, or scratching the surface of what she is capable of, meaning these naked pics just remind me of how hard she’s failed….because as hot as she is…she should be a household name, even if modeling is dumb as fuck…way to do it.

I’m still into this…because she’s naked….and basically that’s all it takes…

Posted in:Cora Keegan

2015

10

Feb

Felicity Jones for Violet Grey of the Day

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Apparently this Felicity Jones girl is nominated for an Oscar for a movie called “The Theory of Everything”….and not for her breakout role in The Amazing Spiderman 2.

I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her, met her, had sex with her, so you may be wondering why I am doing a post on her like I have some vested interest in her, or emotional attachment to her, but the reality is that I have nothing better to do with myself, and I figure posting barely sexy pics of 31 year old UK women living in LA making it….is just the best way to spend my time..

I mean she’s hot enough under lighting, make-up and all that other professional photography things, I’m confused why they aren’t showing her body, is she an amputee, bottom heavy, disgusting?…I’m more into raw, real, leaked pics of spread asshole pics to get famous…none of this actually doing a movie that has critical success bullshit…this is the Kardashian era of the selfie….figure it out.

Via VIOLET GREY

TO SEE PICS OF HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Felicity Jones

2015

10

Feb

Sarah Hyland for Galore of the Day

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The good people at GALORE have pulled off another great shoot with a relevant person for their magazine, because their magazine is pretty relevant now, everyone loves them and loves working with them, and I am all for new generation taking over the old school, slow moving, repetitive, boring, out of touch, sluggish magazines of the past, I am just not all for Sarah Hyland. She freaks me out, like some kind of horror movie muppet in her 20s, who looks 9. It’s weird…but the same reason why you find her hot, because you’re weird…and 9 year olds, especially in girl guide outfits…are your jam…

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2015

10

Feb

The Triple Vogue Paris Covers of the Day

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Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone are all imitating each other in this three cover issue of Vogue, that you probably won’t find hot, but that I find hot, because I like looking at models, unless I am next to the models, in which case I fear models, since models are all 7 foot tall, broad shouldered freaks…but when in pictures, like these pictures, not naked or spread legged enough for my liking, but spread legged enough to imagine them spread legged enough, because when you think of how much sex these models have had with rockstars, actors, and other dirty fucking rich people, maybe their vaginas gaping is better in panties…you know they are washed up…but still dirty….

Either way, interesting concept…

Posted in:Fashion

2015

10

Feb

Miley and Madonna Erotica of the Day

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Miley Cyrus and Madonna are best friends…which is appropriate because Madonna wants to suck the blood out of Miley’s vagina during her period to get her youthful powers, you know to keep relevant, in what may even be a lab experiment made my Madonna’s hired scientists, that was conceptualized at a party in the early 90s when Billy Ray Cyrus was at his peak and Madonna had this idea to give him a second hit…

Who fucking knows…I just know that I’ve seen them grinding up on each other, Miley in short shorts and Madonna in a corset busting out, and maybe their friendship is legit, but whether it is or not, it’s still some kind of twisted fantasy you can jerk off to…mainly because of Miley…she’s hot as fuck…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

10

Feb

Izabel Goulart is Fit of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Feb 9, 2015 at 1:57pm PST

A day is not worth living, unless there’s a little Izabel Goulart self produced fitness porn, of her in the skimpiest outfits, bending in some of the most unnatural ways, leading you to think one of two things, and those two things are that your wife or girlfriend is too fat…and that this would be really interesting to stick your dick inside and really test out her cardio on…

Here’s another one…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Feb 5, 2015 at 11:30am PST

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2015

10

Feb

A Bunch of Boobs – Including Kendall Jenner for Love Magazine of the Day

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Steven Klein’s an awesome photographer, and this shoot for Love Magazine, is pretty fucking awesome. It features…Kendall Jenner, Lexxi Bowling, Malgosia Bela, Caroline Trentini, & Toni Garrn and it is about boobs…

I don’t know if these are real boobs, fake boobs, fashion boobs, statement boobs, I just know that they are pretty grimy, pretty hot, and pretty amazing…which I guess would make sense since this is for a Fashion magazine, and fashion magazines are supposed to be pushing the fucking limits…making commentary on or tit and ass filled social media whores with no substance trying to be famous even though not deserving it flimsy content world…

here are the pics..

here are some uncensored pics

Posted in:Steven Klein

2015

10

Feb

Topless Protestor and Other Videos of the Day

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Real Life GTA

Drunk Guy Falls Under the Train…

Ambulance Slams into the Back of a Truck

A Builder and His Hammer Skills

Turkish Man Stabs His Wife Because She Wants a Divorce

Scooter VS Truck

Swedish Security Guards VS 9 Years Olds Who Don’t Pay their Train Fare

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

10

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The worst thing about sexting is when you get a sexting nazi who decides that it is degrading to women to ask for spread asshole pics…leading to a negotiating process that leads to no spread asshole pics…but a lot of messages of nonsense involving, but not limited to, being called a creepy pervert…which in the event you didn’t know…I am.

Yes. I talk about sexting a lot. It is all I know.

Here are some morning links…

Man VS Nutella
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Snowboarding When an Avalanche Stars
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Nina Agdal Does Bikinis
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MTV is Bringing Back Teen Mom Farrah – Because They Are Obviously Out of Ideas.
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Robyn Lawley Isn’t That Plus Sized…
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Garbage Doesn’t Like Kanye
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Girls in SPorts Bras
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The Truck that Couldn’t Reverse Hack…
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Miranda Kerr Busty
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Charli XCX Keeps Trying
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When Superman Meets Captain America – Nothing Happens – Because They Are Actually Just Actors
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The Guy Who Trolled the Grammy Museum is Pretty Funny
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Marines Dance OFf…
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So Many Thigh Gaps…
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Mike Hawk of the Day
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Death of American WOman Held Hostage by ISIS….
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