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2015

13

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got drunk with a 45 year old who just moved here from California. I asked her what she did in California in the 90s, she said “Roller skated”….I asked her what she did in the 2000s…she said “meth”…

I’m in love…perfect for Valentine’s Day…my wife could benefit from her diet tips..

Here are some stepLINKS..

Bella Thorne Lookin’ Hot
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Girls in Towels…
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Emile Hirsch is in Rehab
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Vin Diesel Sings a Love Song
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Shaq and Kelly Rippa Would Make for Weird Sex
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The Biggest Pitbull on Earth
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Ariana Grande Owns a Dude Who Hates Her Tits
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Cool Guy of the DAy
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Dakota Johnson is Not Hot
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Drinking in RUssia – Helmet Cam
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How Did These Girls Lose Their Virginity
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Claudia Romani – Fame Whore on Valentine’s Day
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2015

13

Feb

Elisabetta Canalis Looks Fun of the Day

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When George Clooney dumps you, moves onto other girls, because you’re just not good enough, you’re left scrambling to figure out how to break free from being only knowns as the Italian who dated George Clooney. When you throw in Valentines Day, which is huge in Italy I’m sure….it can’t be just an American created holiday based on Consumerism, I mean isn’t St Valentine an Italian? Aren’t all saints deemed saints in Rome? I’m confused. But what I am not confused about is that George Clooney married another chick, praises the other chick, and just threw this one to the curb to fend for herself ..and the good news is she’s doing it tits out…

She was at the Opera…and she kept it classy showing the world the nipples Clooney may not have sucked:

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2015

12

Feb

steplINKS of the Day

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I’m still working on my romance writing. This is what I’ve come up with today….

I want to slide my dick inside you, teasing your clit with my fingers, slowly thrusting into you, you left begging me to go deeper…screaming “deeper” and “deeper” and I’m like “I got no more dick”…”I’m giving you all I got”…feeling insecure, I lose my erection…but decide to be a hero…so I say “let me grab my black neighbor…I’m going to go watch TV”….fuck…I don’t have a TV…I guess I’ll just watch my black neighbor rail you instead.

Fucking size queens…ruin all the romance…

Here are some steplinks…

Chloe Moretz Barely Legal Round-Up
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Danny Masterson Tells All You Scientology Haters to Fuck Off
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Things That Bounce
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Police Kill a Dude WHo Threw Rocks at Them
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Kate Upton and Her Massive Tits..
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Genevieve Morton’s Huge Tits
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Street Bike, Rallycar And Snowmobile Getting Crazy On Ice
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Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Naked Their Girl James….
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Kendall Jenner in a Hot Red Dress
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Panny Mathis is a Slut of the Day
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Porn Stars Read Hate Mail
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Katie Holmes See Through To Bra
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Australian Teen Gets First Penis Reduction
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See Through of the DAy
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Anna Kendrick Cleavage Show
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Pam Anderson Gets Another Divorce
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Actress Ass in Leggings….
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Kylie Jenner Blonde
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Scarlett Johansson’s Shopping…
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James Bond Behind the Scenes
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Teen Mom Farrah Thinks She’s Contrinbuting to the Economy
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SI Swimsuit Girls…
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Pole Vaulting Babe
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Fisherman Pulls in the Biggest Tuna Ever
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Seal’s Hot Young Model
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Weird Family Feud ANswer
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Some Charlotte McKinney Florida Trash Lingerie Pics
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This Dude’s Got a Bad Batch of Mojo…
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Zoo Magazine Valentines Day Issue
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Some Possibly Unreleased Spice Girls Songs
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How to Humilate a Friend at Airport Security
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Janet Jackson Shopping
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Chrissy Teigen Attention Seeking
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Dude Performs CPR on Dog After It Was Hit By Car
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Game of Thrones Dragons
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J,Woww Post Baby Boobs
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Dude Gets Arrested for Spanking Police Horse
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Some Lara Flynn Boyle Nudity
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Some Amazing Pics of Girls in Bikinis
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Buy Panties!!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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This Girl Doesn’t Want to Eat Her Dinner
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Big Tits in the Sun
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Caught in the Act!
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Three Girls Get Naked
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Cops Kill a Guy for Throwing Rocks
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Nasty Blonde Orgasm
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

12

Feb

Naomi Campbell Nipples of the Day

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I am sure there are better things to look at than the nipples of some old as fuck model who still looks good, because she’s black and black people don’t age…and she’s skinny, because models don’t get fat….but I’m all about these see through dress for AIDS research, Nubian princess looking angel sent from heaven to make millions, date Russian billions, and more importantly have a shitty, diva attitude about the whole thing. Pretty much shitting on anything that got in her pampered way, because I guess she forgot about the whole slavery or even the whole aids or famine in Africa thing and only sees her self involved spoiled brat life…because that’s what happens when you are overpaid and overhyped..it gets to your head…but at least when she pretends to care, she does it showing nipples…

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2015

12

Feb

RubberClub Presents: Girls Putting on Condoms with Their Mouth of the Day

I used to be a condom hater, I was like “Condoms are for Sick People”…or “condoms are for Pussies”…or “Condoms are for Gay people, because AIDS is for Gay People”…but then I started talking to sexed up under 25 year old people, and that entire generation was raised on porno…and they don’t even know what the fuck a condom is…

So I’ve been getting these tinder girls, who have never used condoms, coming back a few months later, saying how they have herpes and the whole thing is a fucking disaster, reminding me that maybe every dude out there should wear a fucking condom, because these girls ain’t lawyers…and people are fucking disgusting…

So here’s some instructional video on how to put on a condom with your mouth…brought to you by RUBBERCLUB.COM


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2015

12

Feb

Charlotte McKinney is a Monster of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has been getting a lot of hype, even called the next Kate Upton, because people only see tits, and America is a trashy wasteland that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…it’s the whole basis of Hooters…the American dream…but what amazes me is that you can’t see past the tits to see the manly monster face behind it…

Now I don’t like Kate Upton…although I don’t mind this picture of Kate Upton…

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But I will say she’s leaps and bounds, above and beyond, anything that Charlotte McKinney, the stripper who should have stayed a stripper is…and the only reason anyone even notices her is because of the tits…the world needs a big titty model at all times to fixate on…

To see Some Charlotte McKinney Florida Trash Lingerie Pics CLICK HERE

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2015

12

Feb

Felicity Showing Off Her Ass of the Day

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I think I must have had a traumatic Felicity experience when Felicty was on TV, because in the core of my soul, I think Keri Russell is the fucking worst.

I’ve always disliked her, found her overhyped, and just assumed her career would have a fiery pubic haired crotch..death…but I guess she’s made a comeback – showing her ass…

This is something that her die hard fans, I’m talking from Mickey Mouse Club era, to the virgin losers who fell in love with that show she was on, in a socially awkward way that made them even more socially awkward than when they didn’t obsess over the show…must love…

But to me…It’s just fucking garbage…and so is her ass…

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2015

12

Feb

Selena Gomez Does the Kardashians of the Day

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I don’t know what this Selena Gomez shoot is all about,

I just know that you can see her small breast implant in what the mainstream call sideboob, and you can tell that she got herself some tits, because Mexicans historically have shitty tits, and I guess she’s trying to do more serious things that involve showing her tits, like a Miley, transitioning from the Disney team that created her when her mom sold her soul to them…you know the young whoring that is never exposed because Disney is the happiest place on earth assholes…

That’s all I have to say about this pudgy faced, lupus ridden, Bieber violated, starlet that you people want to fuck, because you’ll fuck anything…but nothing wants to fuck you…at least that’s the story I heard…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

12

Feb

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini for Allure of the Day

Kendall Jenner is in a bikini for Allure. It may not be as hype as her topless with prosthetic tits for Love magazine, but she still a bit of a babe, much prettier than her dad turned mom, turned car accident that ends with death, tranny…and less offensive to look at that her half sisters who were also whored out by the mom they share…but at least this one is whoring out in a way that makes me want to see her vagina….unlike her sister, who launched her career by showing her vagina, get railed by a black dick that she could have probably fit 4 more inside of her gaping mound, before being given a TV show…you know still a little mystery, even though this one was raised as a TV character and probably so delusional, believing all her publicity, and possibly the worst fucking person in the fucking world…but at least she’s skinny and half naked for a fashion magazine…right?


Here is an instagram she posted…that is probably unrelated to this..but still whoring…and we like that…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

12

Feb

16 Year Old Sistine Stallone of the Day

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Sylvester Stallone has a 16 year old daughter named Sistine Stallone ….and she’s getting in on this Kardashian, Jenner, Hadid, Baldwin, kick…where she decides to become a model, personality, maybe even an actor, but acting is too much work, it’s way more fun to do photoshoots, and way more instagram friendly to do photoshoots…on some quest to be famous or a personality of her own…thanks to everyone having a fucking ego, and want to be famous….and the whole thing is pretty fucking ridiculous, but I’m all for fame whoring, even when you have access to be famous in your own right, thanks to your dad being Stallone…

She’s like the next Dakota Johnson, Brian Williams (RIP) daughter, Susan Sarandon Daughter…Goldie Hawn Daughter…this is just so typical…and incestuous…the industry needs new blood motherfuckers…

I just don’t understand it…because they could actually do something productive, like develop a drug overdose like a tormented rich girl and die…or even start a charity…but instead they do this.

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