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2015

13

Feb

Taylor Swift vs. Karlie Kloss of the Day

This is a really weird way to have your coming out party, but then again I had friends at the Sam Smith Grammy After Party, who told me that she was with a dude, or multiple dudes, reminding us all that everything she does is for effect, calculated for her image, to make the public buy into her nonsense. It is possible she scissors with Karlie Kloss, but I think it is more of a ego thing, where she just finances Karlie Kloss’ life, and plays with her like a real life puppet. But then again, you never know, maybe they just have a tall girl bond and us non-tall girls will never get it.

I just know Vogue doing this, was clever and I guess it is the classy way you’d expect a massive fashion magazine to try to be scandalous. It’s a better strategy than a spread eagled and obese Kim Kardashian. It’s like make a Jimmy Fallon style video and roll with it….leave a little mystery…make us imagine the scissor but not experience the scissor…I get it.

Here are the pics…

Here she is in a new music video….

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2015

13

Feb

Anna Kendrick for The Edit of the Day

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Anna Kendrick has always been ugly to me, sure she’s skinny, but that face, mainly her mouth just annoys the fuck out of me, and makes me feel like I would probably throw up if I had to watch it eat, pretty much anything, including pussy, and I love watching girls eat pussy.

That said, I read, yes, despite my broken english, and horrible spelling, I do in fact read, and I read recently that Anna Kendrick has no time to take nude selfies, and that she finds them dumb, so that there will never be any Anna Kendrick leaked spread asshole pics…with her vagina dripping all over her inner thigh…

However, I would argue, that every girl has taken nude pics, even if was deleted right after, and that she’s lying to us, because if there is one thing actors have, it’s all the time in the fucking world. They work 6-8 weeks per movie, maybe if their lucky 6 months a year in actual on set work, where they do absolutely nothing for hours at a time. So nude pics would only make sense.

Either way here she is for the edit, not nude, but nude enough…now if only they put a mask on her, I could probably jerk off to it.

I’ve got standards like that, even though I have absolutely no standards.

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2015

13

Feb

Kelly Brook is Peeing on the Sidewalk of the Day

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I make fun of Kelly Brook, mainly because her storyline is funny to me. She was some successful titty model in the UK, who dated a bunch of soccer players and rugby players, always a solid 25 lbs overweight, hence why she was a titty model and not an actual model..who decided to move to LA to get famous after making a bunch of money back home. She is a girl who Rugby players have told me is a dumptruck of a woman, but who is doing “great things in America”, only those great things were 5 minutes in a shitty movie, as the tits….

Well apparently, she landed an NBC sitcom. I don’t know what it is called, but that’s pretty fucking major, so this low level titty model on all the blogs pushing 40, has been resilient and has finally made it…so good for her..

And what it comes down to is that hating on her or not, throughout this entire process, she’s got tits…and we like those.

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2015

13

Feb

Lara Stone is Fun of the Day

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Lara Stone is the enemy of the site, only because in 10 years, she’s one of two or three people who has tried to sue me…thanks to posting shitty pics of her fat in a bikini on her honeymoon, which was apparently an invasion of privacy on my part…like I was the motherfucker following the big titty model around on her honeymoon…because I care so much about her fucking sloppy tits in a happily in love private moment…

So fuck her, like you were some UK comedian with a lot of money, or at least imagine that when staring at these hot enough pics for W magazine, that feature one nipple, on some substantial tits, which is pretty major for a model…who would normally be 7 foot tall and 73 pounds. Right.

Posted in:Lara Stone

2015

13

Feb

Minka Kelly Lookin’ Hot of the Day

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Minka Kelly is one of these too old to be relevant actors pushing 35…who for some reason, a reason I call all the original bloggers turning 40 and thinking 35 year olds they watched come up are hot…post on her…is working out her fat, mom looking body…but I’m not sure if she’s even a mom…all the internet has for me is that she’s done some bullshit movies, she got herpes from Derek Jeter and she’s had sex with Chris Evans….more importantly, her dad is in Aerosmith, her mom is a stripper, and she’s probably got some friends in the industry thanks to the people her dad does coke with at Rainbow Bar and Grill on Sunset…where Lemmy and Ron Jeremy and a bunch of other 50 year olds in tight jeans and cowboy boats get together to drink and discuss the old days of fucking babes…before going home with old babes that are no longer babes….it’s a scene…

Either way, I like watching her do her fitness with an oxygen mask on, it’s pretty dramatic, when she could probably get more love if she did it in a thong booty short…but oxygen masks speak to a certain crowd…probably the same people who like her at 35, knowing she’s older and weaker…slower at running away from them…so this shit lookin’ medical is just hot…

Posted in:Minka Kelly

2015

13

Feb

Paris Hilton’s New Tits of the Day

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Paris Hilton has been showing off her tits, because people are loving the question whether she sized up her little implants, or maybe she’s just getting old and fat, even hormonal, and ready to pump out a baby with some tween she seduces thanks to being this weird, egotistical, cougar with a Peter Pan complex…who never admits she’s getting old…even when her vagina, already ravaged by the Herpes virus…dries the fuck for good and she can no longer reproduce..something I know we are all hoping for…because when it comes to Paris Hilton, milking her tits, literally and figuratively for some attention because Kim Kardashian, her brown friend her racist ass thought very little off, beat her at her own game…leaving her here scrambling…using any angle she can get…since we’ve already seen her fuck….the only thing we care about is that she doesn’t make more of her…it’s a punch her in the stomach if you have a chance to save humanity situation..

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2015

13

Feb

Keke Palmer Simulates a Blowjob of the Day

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I don’t know who Keke Palmer is, but apparently she matters…I would say something racist like that she’s just famous for being in Tyler Perry movies, you know because black people would assume that I was just saying that because she’s a black actor, and if you’re a black actor it means you’re in Tyler Perry movies…but thanks to Wikipedia, I got proof that she’s from Tyler Perry movies…making me not racist…I love how these things always work out….

Either way, she’s in bed, taking selfies that look like she’s sucking a dick…obviously on purpose because no one is putting this shit out to the internet without seeing that it looks just like that…

Sucking dick simulation gets hits..

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2015

13

Feb

Doutzen Kroes is Victoria’s Secreat Answer to Kim Kardashian of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is the Victoria’s Secret model who is married and has a bunch of babies with a black guy and by looking at these recent pics of her ass, I think we can all understand how that happened, I mean that’s a fucking ass…and black dude’s love ass. Is that a racist statement, is the one black dude who doesn’t like ass freaking out that I said that, is he saying “you racist fuck, all dudes love ass, not just black dudes, in fact I don’t even like ass, I like things in my ass, because I’m a little bitch”…

Either way, I normally hate on Victoria’s Secret, but never on their models, they do cast some serious babes, that’s why they end up becoming famous models all thanks to their marketing machine. It’s like they don’t even need to pay these girls, I mean they can just own them, like the livestock that they are to the brand…

Which doesn’t matter, what matters is how fat Doutzen’s ass is….I’m glad they’ve turned her into the Victoria’s Secret Kim Kardashian….

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2015

13

Feb

Chelsea Handler’s Tits are Old and Boring of the DAy

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Chelsea Handler posting her tits is just boring as fuck. I guess it is the only way someone used to having a nightly audience can get the level of exposure that makes her feel relevant, and that’s showing her tits, that are likely fake tits, definitely old tits, that when she first started pulling them out in public, people noticed and were like – oh an old lady from TV is pulling out her tits…but then getting over it pretty quickly, because she’s an old lady pulling out her tits…but instead of it being a one time deal, it’s a weekly thing…over exposure that isn’t accomplishing much…but maybe giving a glimpse into the world of how she even created her career…you know with less sticking the right dicks inside her when she was semi-cute a bunch of decades ago…fresh faced and eager…