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2015

05

Feb

Elsa Hosk’s See Through of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish Victoria’s Secret model…who is posing for a Victoria’s Secret brand…showing her nipples…because I guess the creative directors at Victoria’s Secret finally figured out that they are in the lingerie business and that lingerie is sheer and that edited out nipples in their lingerie is false advertising, that also gets negative press, because feminists hate when you erase a girl being objectified for a lot of money, at her free will, to pose half naked for a man’s company…to sell lingerie that implies women need to please their man….right…

So instead of appeasing the middle of the road, scared of nipple, jesus freaks….they said “just roll with this sheer one”…and that god for that..it’s these baby steps that lead to spread asshole campaigns on buses and billboards everywhere…not just in my dreams…

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2015

05

Feb

Rihanna for i-D of the DAy

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Rihanna is in the new issue of i-D magazine. I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of her being tribal or whatever the fuck is going on…in her oversized jeans…that are exciting to me, only because I haven’t seen my wife fit into anything she’s ever owned like that since the hot years, after her bout with cancer made her lose 100 lbs…

It’s like an artistic version of a weight loss commerical, with more bone through noses and dreadlocks like a plantation worker on the island she’s from….and the whole thing has no nipples…which amazes me, since she leaves her house on the daily showing nipples…I wonder where it all went wrong.

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2015

05

Feb

Hannah Davis SI Cover of the Day

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This isn’t news….but the PR Machine wants you to think it is..

I make fun of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit all the time, but only because I find it pedestrian, basic, low concept, repetitive, boring…interchangeable…and one of these things that is not progressive, you know they tell you they are 40 years deep, but they haven’t done anything controversial in the last 10 of those 40 years….I distinctly remember jerking off to Elle Mcpherson’s nipples in 1989…..but since then…it’s been just a bunch of girls in bikinis…usually free models…basically instagram…

But today, my friend I’ve never met, but may have tweeted at once about being Naomi Watt’s brother, Benn Watts, who has done this kind of shoot forever…got the cover…with Hannah Davis….and they are showing her bald pubic mount…because I guess Sports Illustrated girls aren’t like fashion hipster models…and wax that mound….I mean to anyone with any vision…a bush sneaking out would have made this the best ever…but thanks to porn and the Kardashians and marketing..hair is bad…for now..

Either way, Texas’ own…going strong. All American….babes in bikinis…can’t hate that…unless your family was killed by a babe in a bikini…in which case you can.

Posted in:Hannah Davis|Sports Illustrated

2015

05

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Looking Old Playing with Kim Kardashian of the Day

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I’m just joking. Kim Kardashian isn’t this cute. If this was a pic of Hayden Panettiere rolling around in a pile of human feces…that’d be a little more representative of her playing with Kim Kardashian….but I figure since everyone is so obsessed with Kim Kardashian…everything I look at is Kim Kardashian…I can’t avoid her…they are brain washing me…and I don’t like it…luckily I have the ability to stab the fuck out of my eyes..if it gets much worse….

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2015

05

Feb

Nina Agdal Swimsuit Catalog Pics of the Day

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Nina Agdal is pretty old, played out, has a shitty attitude, probably doesn’t make very much money a year doing what she does, but has access to rich dudes who finance her, and most impportantly, a shitty fucking attitude….

So the good news is that she will be replaced. She and her retard looking wonky face don’t offer any real talent, sure she’s got a hot butt, so many girls have hot butts, who gives a fuck about this hot butt, when there are 1000s of other hot butts that are younger, fresher, have a better attitude and pretty much are perfect to replace her….

TO SEE ALL THE CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

05

Feb

Emmy Rossum Naked on TV of the Day

I don’t like Emmy Rossum, but I do like what she represents.

You see she blocked me on social media for making fun of her, and I encourage that kind of behavior, as a feminist who likes to empower women by making fun of cunts like this who get naked to get ahead in their careers, like a slab of fucking meat….because all they want is fame and fortune and global acceptance…I figure it’s important to call them out for the bullshit that they are….and I do like seeing girls get naked, I just like when they do it because they want me to jerk off to them, instead of for trying to advance an acting career…ya know…a whlole lot of authenticity is missing from her strategy, but that can be said about all these fame whoress.

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|HBOobs

2015

05

Feb

Vivica A Fox Has Nipples of the Day

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Vivica A Fox wanted to remind you who she was, by wearing what could be one of the better dresses I’ve seen in a while, and I’ve seen some dresses, thanks to my cross dressing neighbor and all his fashion shows he makes me watch when I go over there to use him for his booze, TV, and whatever else…because I don’t care if a motherfucker wears dresses, as long as I get drink…

Now she may be old…but she’s still showing nipples, no pasties, the way the dress was meant to be worn…which is probably why Rick Fox married her, before divorcing her and ending up with Eliza Dushku, who you may remember from on TV show early 2000s…exciting stuff….here and now…and all it took was nipples…imagine what spread ass would do…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

05

Feb

Fire Shot Fail and Other Videos of the Day

Failed Demolition

Retard Kid of the Day

Guard Dog VS Dude Fucking With Him

Zimbabwe’s President Falls

Dude Gets Slammed By the Parking Barrier

The Tuk Tuk that Couldn’t

Slap Off Contest Fail

Granny Bowls a Strike

Naked Man in Intersection

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

05

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was a full moon last night…that’s what everyone on social media is saying…I didn’t turn into a werewolf, but the girl I was with pretty much did, unless she’s always that crazy….I wouldn’t know…I met her in a back alley for a blowjob and she was pretty much eating her own face…the blowjob was ok though….but only because she’s didn’t eat off my dick like it was the closest thing to food, albeit not very much food that she had all week…crackheads…so affordable…but so disgusting.

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…at noon…

Hot Chicks in Bed
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Taylor Swift Legs…Shopping
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Mila Kunis on Struggling with her Big Boobs
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Jimmy Fallon’s New 1990s Gag involves Saved By the Bell
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Just a Couple of Fame Whores and Their Wet Nipples
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Dane Cook Flexing His Muscles
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The New Magic Mike Trailer
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Candice in Lingerie
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Sleep Study Rapist is Hilarious
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Viral Pussy of the Day
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads
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2015

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Nothing is quite as good as the homeless guy who was doing karate with himself in the emergency room last night….except maybe the three butthole pics I got sexted to me while my phone battery was dead…something that I am pretty happy that I am not….the dead part, not the asshole part…because the asshole part is kind of what I do…the dead part would have sucked if my brain injury Natasha Richardson-ed me….which I guess it still could…but hasn’t yet..

Here are some stepLINKS while I do fun concussion filled thigns…

So Much Ass for Wednesday
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Kanye Carries Paul McCartney
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Jen Selter Still has an Ass
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More Girls With Amazing Asses
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Glamour Model Tits…
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Kylie Jenner is Blonde
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Jay Z and Beyonce are Moving to LA because Gwyneth Told Them To
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Slut of the Day
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Some Julia Roberts Action
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I Keep Watching This Plane Crash Video..
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Megan Fox at the Airport
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Micaela Schaefer Raped By Bears
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Another Angle of this Taiwan Plane Crash
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Ashley Benson’s Skinny Jeans
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Hydrochloric Acid VS Aluminum
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Mila Kunis is a Busty Mom….
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Katy Perry Thinks You Watched the Super Bowl for Her
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Paris Hilton Porn
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Johnny Depp Married AMber Heard
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Be My Instagram Girlfriend…
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Lauren Pope is Pretty GOod
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Alicia Silverstone’s Hard Nipples
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Mila Kunis is on Tinder
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Adriana Lima Does an In Store
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Random Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Neil Young Sings with Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young
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I’m into Karlie Kloss’s Little Ass
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Vivica A Fox Braless
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Subway Art
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Heidi Klum is in Lingerie
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Katy Perry is Getting an App
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Johnny Depp Married
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More Heather Graham Bikini Pics
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Multiple Car Pile Up
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Hot Girls in a Bikini
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Topless / Bottomless Fame Whore
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Katy Perry Says Popstars are Soap Opera Characters
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The Cost of Pete Carrol’s Blunder
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The Full Daredevil Trailer
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Huge Bush of the Day
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Shoot In Their Bellies
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#SaveYourBush
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The Girls with the Bronzed Asshole…
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Sex Scene from Shameless
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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This is What Big Tits ARe Supposed to LOok LIke
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Don’t Pee on her
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Is it In Yet?
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Flip Brough to You By Vodka
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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