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2015

05

Feb

Kim Kardashian Naked for Love Magazine of the Day

It amazes me that Kim Kardashian’s new found talent is selling magazines by getting naked.

More importantly, it amazes me that the general public is interested or buying into Kim Kardasahian getting naked in magazines to go viral, even though she is a fucking virus, one so bad it’s killing off our youth…

It’s like they don’t remember that when she was 25 she filmed a sex tape / porn, and you can see her getting railed by black dude…you can google that shit and see her actually naked…when she was younger and prettier…less damaged and fat….with a different kind of desperation that was appealing not just greedy and disgusting…

I mean she’s old as fuck now, sure I approve of everyone getting naked in pictures….it’s not a big deal…but I don’t understand why this one. is one people care about…based on everything she’s done to get to this level…She’s the fucking worst.

I’ve already mentioned this issue of Love MAgazine they are milking…at least once in reference to her diaper looking ass HERE ….make it stop.

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2015

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Feb

Pornstar Julia Ann Sings the Diarrhea Song of the Day

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Her name is Julia Ann. Apparently, she’s a pornstar, I know very little about porn stars, because I don’t watch porn. I don’t find it erotic or sexy and I don’t find the girls all that hot or exciting, most importantly, because I get get everyday girls, who are actually hot, and not as broken or as eager to be seen by men everywhere, jerked off to by men everywhere, but still into men jerking off to them….who talk to me to send me shit all the time…

I mean thanks to porn, the younger generation is fucked and that’s a good thing, I just rather focus on that fucked generation than the pornstars…

That said, this Pornstar, Julia Ann sings the Diarrhea song, something she does on set…is pretty funny.

Posted in:RatedXLife

2015

05

Feb

Elsa Hosk’s See Through of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish Victoria’s Secret model…who is posing for a Victoria’s Secret brand…showing her nipples…because I guess the creative directors at Victoria’s Secret finally figured out that they are in the lingerie business and that lingerie is sheer and that edited out nipples in their lingerie is false advertising, that also gets negative press, because feminists hate when you erase a girl being objectified for a lot of money, at her free will, to pose half naked for a man’s company…to sell lingerie that implies women need to please their man….right…

So instead of appeasing the middle of the road, scared of nipple, jesus freaks….they said “just roll with this sheer one”…and that god for that..it’s these baby steps that lead to spread asshole campaigns on buses and billboards everywhere…not just in my dreams…

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2015

05

Feb

Rihanna for i-D of the DAy

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Rihanna is in the new issue of i-D magazine. I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of her being tribal or whatever the fuck is going on…in her oversized jeans…that are exciting to me, only because I haven’t seen my wife fit into anything she’s ever owned like that since the hot years, after her bout with cancer made her lose 100 lbs…

It’s like an artistic version of a weight loss commerical, with more bone through noses and dreadlocks like a plantation worker on the island she’s from….and the whole thing has no nipples…which amazes me, since she leaves her house on the daily showing nipples…I wonder where it all went wrong.

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2015

05

Feb

Hannah Davis SI Cover of the Day

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This isn’t news….but the PR Machine wants you to think it is..

I make fun of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit all the time, but only because I find it pedestrian, basic, low concept, repetitive, boring…interchangeable…and one of these things that is not progressive, you know they tell you they are 40 years deep, but they haven’t done anything controversial in the last 10 of those 40 years….I distinctly remember jerking off to Elle Mcpherson’s nipples in 1989…..but since then…it’s been just a bunch of girls in bikinis…usually free models…basically instagram…

But today, my friend I’ve never met, but may have tweeted at once about being Naomi Watt’s brother, Benn Watts, who has done this kind of shoot forever…got the cover…with Hannah Davis….and they are showing her bald pubic mount…because I guess Sports Illustrated girls aren’t like fashion hipster models…and wax that mound….I mean to anyone with any vision…a bush sneaking out would have made this the best ever…but thanks to porn and the Kardashians and marketing..hair is bad…for now..

Either way, Texas’ own…going strong. All American….babes in bikinis…can’t hate that…unless your family was killed by a babe in a bikini…in which case you can.

Posted in:Hannah Davis|Sports Illustrated

2015

05

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Looking Old Playing with Kim Kardashian of the Day

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I’m just joking. Kim Kardashian isn’t this cute. If this was a pic of Hayden Panettiere rolling around in a pile of human feces…that’d be a little more representative of her playing with Kim Kardashian….but I figure since everyone is so obsessed with Kim Kardashian…everything I look at is Kim Kardashian…I can’t avoid her…they are brain washing me…and I don’t like it…luckily I have the ability to stab the fuck out of my eyes..if it gets much worse….

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2015

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Feb

Nina Agdal Swimsuit Catalog Pics of the Day

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Nina Agdal is pretty old, played out, has a shitty attitude, probably doesn’t make very much money a year doing what she does, but has access to rich dudes who finance her, and most impportantly, a shitty fucking attitude….

So the good news is that she will be replaced. She and her retard looking wonky face don’t offer any real talent, sure she’s got a hot butt, so many girls have hot butts, who gives a fuck about this hot butt, when there are 1000s of other hot butts that are younger, fresher, have a better attitude and pretty much are perfect to replace her….

TO SEE ALL THE CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

05

Feb

Emmy Rossum Naked on TV of the Day

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I don’t like Emmy Rossum, but I do like what she represents.

You see she blocked me on social media for making fun of her, and I encourage that kind of behavior, as a feminist who likes to empower women by making fun of cunts like this who get naked to get ahead in their careers, like a slab of fucking meat….because all they want is fame and fortune and global acceptance…I figure it’s important to call them out for the bullshit that they are….and I do like seeing girls get naked, I just like when they do it because they want me to jerk off to them, instead of for trying to advance an acting career…ya know…a whlole lot of authenticity is missing from her strategy, but that can be said about all these fame whoress.

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|HBOobs

2015

05

Feb

Vivica A Fox Has Nipples of the Day

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Vivica A Fox wanted to remind you who she was, by wearing what could be one of the better dresses I’ve seen in a while, and I’ve seen some dresses, thanks to my cross dressing neighbor and all his fashion shows he makes me watch when I go over there to use him for his booze, TV, and whatever else…because I don’t care if a motherfucker wears dresses, as long as I get drink…

Now she may be old…but she’s still showing nipples, no pasties, the way the dress was meant to be worn…which is probably why Rick Fox married her, before divorcing her and ending up with Eliza Dushku, who you may remember from on TV show early 2000s…exciting stuff….here and now…and all it took was nipples…imagine what spread ass would do…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

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