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2023

13

Mar

Peyton Roi List Cleavage of the Day

I think Peyton Roi List is some kind of psy-op designed to fuck with our head….because there are two Petyon Lists and both are actors.

One is born in the 90s *this one, the other is born in the 80s. One was a Disney Kid, the other, who fucking knows, but they have the same fucking name and it’s not like it’s a common name….

I have yet to meet a Peyton outside of a stripclub setting, and I don’t know anyone with the last name LIST, so why the fuck are two Peyton Lists working in entertainment with their own IMDBs and WIKIPEDIAS..

Clearly, a glitch in the matrix, or at least an oversight by the overlords since everything is fake and gay….to just confuse people like me who knows that this is some sort of calculated bullshit, I just don’t know what the point of it is…

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2023

12

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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I guess the appeal of MILFS is the same appeal of GILFS, you just expect them to be sweet, caring, loving, maternal, busy moms and grandmothers….

The kind of lady who makes you dinner, does your laundry and tells you how cute you are when pinching you cheeks….you know that sits down with you on a rainy day and pulls out an activity book, or puzzle or even a game….who drives you and your friends to the movies, or takes you to the arcade….

Not something that fucks….but as it turns out, they fuck, because they are humans and they are perverts….and that makes other perverts happy…”shouldn’t she be mom-ing, where are the kids at daycare or some shit? HOT”….

So whether you’d think their mom pussy was blown out, far too wide and gaping for your little dick to be hot or not…

They are sexual beings, who won’t like being moms be their identity, even if they probably should, since it’s the most important job in the world….you’ve fucked to completion, give it up…

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2023

12

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Happy Bank Run to All who Celebrate…

I mean, seeing these people with their millions of dollars getting eaten up by the collapse, when we’ve all known the collapse was coming since 2020, is pretty wild….

Why did I know that the banking collapse was coming for a few years now?

I have NO money but maybe I know too many criminals who never keep their money in the bank….CASH is king….or at least buy gold…I don’t know…but to let some fucking assholes who don’t respect your money use your money….straight up dumb…

So DrunkenStepfather’s Jesus Martinez who no one knows or cares about saw the collapse coming, because they TOLD us about that, the rich people with the actual money had no idea.

HOW DOES ThAT WORK….I’m not a fucking PROPHET….for PROFIT….but I find it all pretty fucking suspicious.

As much as I hate rich people and think they are vile scum, I don’t really wish for people who have earned, scammed or inherited their millions of dollars, see their million dollars evaporate, I just wonder why they thought it was safe in a bank, instead of in a vault in their basements….they are rich, like have a safe room bro….

You can’t buy SMARTS….

But you can buy women…so here are some babes doing MILK TIT fetish for the weirdos…

Or for the NOW broke fucks who will only find sustenance from sucking on milky tits after knocking up women in the apocalypse!

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2023

10

Mar

Elle Fanning Thigh Highs of the Day

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Elle Fanning is an interesting celebrity sister story of success..

I mean there was a time her sister was a creepy 9 year old who acted like a 50 year old, which for some reason people found endearing or cute, and not fucking alien or disassociative, like some kind of victim of abuse….but yeah, she was thrown in as a young cute kid, capable and professional, only to be swapped out when she got older with the sister they had on the sidelines waiting, not destroyed by child acting…

I guess you could say Liz Olsen of the Olsen Twin sisterhood is like an Elle Fanning, you know a younger sister who made it and outshines the older sisters who paved the way…

But most celebrity sisters end up being try hard, always in the shadow, left in the dark, forgotten, always trying harder to be seen, ending up on Onlyfans, or yelling at the bouncer of nightclubs and exclusive parties “do you know who my sister is”…riding the fucking name as hard as they ride all dicks they can to fill the void of being the loser sibling…

So yeah, Elle Fanning is impressive..

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2023

10

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I’ve had at least one person, I only talk to 2 people, so 50 percent of the people I talk to have sent me information on these digital IDs that they are implementing as some “easier” life for people, when really it’s just part of a sliding scale of surveillance. It started with bikini pics on FB, then you’re showing me ads of the things I talk about in another room from my phone, then you’re tracking all my purchases, like we all basically have a digital ID already, which is the rationale of “why not let them have it” to which I say “that’s why we can’t let them have it, they are scumbags with weird fucking agendas to control us. Haven’t you learned ANYTHING…

Anyway, the point of the story is that if you’ve ever tried to use a bank website, or some other government websites, they almost always glitch the fuck out, and I always think ‘AND THEY WANT TO PUT CHIPS IN OUR BRAIN”….you know with their bad INDIA code that you’d expect to find on this shitty site, but not in a CHIP IN YOUR BRAIN….

But then I see the On/Offs, and I imagine a dystopia that distracts us with tits, and what better selling point for chips in the brain, then ‘you’ll be able to see through clothing”….with the ON/OFF tech we need to develop.

You see girls do it themselves now, but there will be a time it is automated and I’d probably signup, I mean they already know everything about me, what’s the big deal, just a chip in my brain to control my everythought and murder my self if I start thinking impure things that go against the mainstream….BUT THE ON/OFFs man…

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2023

10

Mar

Joanna Krupa Bar and Panties of the Day

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20 Years ago Joanna Krupa was just a Polish immigrant raised in America on Cabbage and goodtime, sold off to the men’s magazine as one of their go-to glamour models because she was hot, only to fade away and somehow have a second life on reality TV…..until slowly morphing into whatever the fuck this face that looks ike it’s been photoshopped onto her is.

Is she an AI, is she a Filter, is she a human, is this Joanna Krupa or the preview of the Joanna Krupa video game where you have to pose your hot body, even in its old age, in various positions of hotness….a boring videogame, but one I am sure we could all jack off to if we tried.

I want to saw she’s back, but I think this may be a photoshop collage….an art project…just weird and creepy.

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2023

10

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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PERIOD PANTIES the more stained, the more run-through, the more stiffness to them the better.

Little known fact, my first attempt at an internet business, not that this is an internet business, but my first attempt at an internet business was around 25 years ago with a girl who I used to take smoke breaks with when working at a drug store, and the idea was to find a cheap shit panty supplier, the flimsier the better, to have her wear and sell to weirdos online – long before it was a fetish, or a thing people were doing….

It fell through because I am bad at getting shit done, she got chicken shit about taking pics of her ass in the panties for the perverts, it was the era where lives were ruined with nudes, not nudes were published at midnight of your 18th birthday, ebay and other sites at the time were against the sex trade….and wouldn’t let us do it, and instead of making my own hub, I gave up on the idea, but period pants, or full back panties, which were the route we were taking at the time….will always hold a near and dear place in my heart….unless they are on my obese wife, with all her hygiene issues and size, it’s pretty fucking traumatic.

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2023

10

Mar

Kira Kosarin Bra of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is some ex Nickelodeon chick who I guess has grown out of the kids programming, but since she’s branded Nickelodeon we all know she puts out, or that her parents instilled great morals and values into her doing what’s best for the family by putting out, since we’ve all heard stories about creepy producers, even in these weird MeToo times, they’re still trying to get in the talents’ pants….

So yeah, a bikini selfie clearly designed to show off tit, because tits get hits, you can’t really do much of a workaround on this one, because it’s a titty selfie….seems like a natural fit for someone who knows how to get ahead….and I don’t mind staring, it’s kinda what she wants us to do.

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2023

10

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I don’t even know if fishnets were invented in the old west, but for whatever reason when they are on any woman, unless they are fat, or Goth Dudes in shorts, I channel what I assume is me in a pervious life at an old brothel after losing my leg in a railroad injury on the way to the mine I was prospecting to strike rich, only to realize I staked swampland and like in this life, I’m a total fucking fail, but whiskey is cheap and so are the women, at least when you’re sitting on the sidelines watching them hustle the dudes who actually have money…

SO yeah, fishnets do something to me, I blame my granny and her seductive dancing in fishnet ways…..