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2015

20

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Keeping things basic with @sarahlikesthis and her shitty selfies

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

I have decided that I have mastered the art of seduction. Anyone who I guide through their sexting, has managed to close. I think I should write a book to help all you helpless fucks get pussy pics, or even pussy, but I would rather stare at the girls I sex with, than help your sorry ass….this is why I am not a millionaire…or even dot com billionaire…

Here are some morning links…

Jesus in a Dog’s Ear
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Old Man Kicks Snake
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Billy Crystal Hates Gay People
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No Wait He Hates All Sex on TV
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Iggy Azalea’s Booty in Shorts
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Truck Slips on Ice
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Jennifer Lopez Whoring on the Tonight Show
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Random No Name Girl in a Bikini
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Sex Trophy You’ll Never Have
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Bat Mobile Baby Stroller
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Sports Troll of the Day
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The Guy Who Shaved Kim Kardashian’s Face into His Head
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Rat Hates Broccoli
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So Facebook has shut me down from my FACEBOOK ….for the next 7 days, because of the above picture….because Facebook are an oppressive regime that police their website like they were communist police, dictating what is right and wrong, and what the world should see and not see, and that’s a horrible state of affairs, but people are too dumb to do anything about it…instead they just keep inflating their value by using their stupid platform…

Snapchat – Drunkenstepdad is more interesting because I can at least broadcast what I want without being regulated…which makes for a good time…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Fucking Tits
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The Fake Baby in American Sniper is Hilarious
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TV Nudity Round-Up
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Christina Milian Gets her Nipples Pierced
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Sports Fan Fight of the Day
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Nikki Leigh Slut of the Day
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Amber Rose and Blac Chyna are Bikini Hookers Together
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Sophia Bush Big Tits
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The Execution Interview is Amazing
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Kendall Jenner’s Tight JEans
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Selena Gomez is Making Justin Beiber Jealous With her New Boyfriend
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Girl is Better in Glasses
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Paris Hilton DJing is Pretty Fucking Funny
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Don’t Tailgate a Cop
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Cocaine Thrown on Cop Idiots
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Redneck VS Aircompressor
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Bai Ling in a Bikini
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J.Lo is on a Whore Run…Promoting Herself Hard
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Anja Rubik is in a Parking Lot
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Naomi Watts Panty Flash
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50 Shades of Grey in Leggings
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Emily Sears is Pretty Amazing
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Octopus Through a Tiny Hole
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Dakota Johnson on the Cover of Vogue
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Fireworks On Frozen Lake
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Amber Rose in a See Through Bikini
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Ariana Celeste Looks Good in See Through Bikini
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Epic Jump over Two Motorbikes
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Candice Swanepoel’s Sideboob
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Kelly Brook is Pretty Fat
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Strip Club Injury of the Day
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Random Ho in an Orange Bikini
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TLC Started a Kickstarter
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Pornstar Erik Everhard’s Interview About How He Got His Name
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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WTF Asian Video of the Day
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Creepiest Start to a Porno
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Some Chick’s Underboob
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Model TIts
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Drunk and Fat VS Cops
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Czech Girls Fucking….
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

19

Jan

Hilary Swank Naked for Interview of the Day

If you’ve ever seen Boys Don’t Cry, it was Hilary Swank’s Oscar winning performance, where she played a female trans, with a prosthetic dick who fucked Becky from Roseanne, without Becky from Roseanne realizing it, because she was replaced by another Becky on Roseanne confusing everything, including whether Hilary Swank’s dick was actual prosthetic, or just made to look prosthetic, and the whole Oscar performance started after the movie, when she had to go through life pretending to be a woman…because there is no way, this face, came stock with a pussy…and if it did, I guess that would explain why she was cast for that movie, and even she didn’t have any lines she would have still won, because she was made to play the girl who thought she was a dude…she was born for it…natural talent…

Anyway, she’s naked in Interview magazine..who cares…man or not…she’s too old for this..

Posted in:Hilary Swank

2015

19

Jan

Selena Gomez Has a White Substance on her Face of the Day

Selena Gomez is apparently dating an EDM DJ, named ZEDD because EDM DJs, as ridiculous as it may be, are the celebrities or rockstars to this younger generation, because they are cheaper to tour than rock bands, their shows are theoretically more fun, because people like doing MDMA and dancing in furry pants and half naked grinding up against each other, it’s like club kids have won…and I would assume that it has to do with the dumbing down of society and the ability to brainwash them with videogame like sounds….they probably produce in a couple of hours….and that get them paid 50,000 to 100,000 dollars a day, playing out 6 days a week…insanity…

I was more intersted in her picture with cake on her face, that I know she’s posting to imply her sleazy behavior in a wholesome way…thank her caption about the dude:


missing la and this punk, just a little tonight emoji? shooting starts soon!! Eeeeekkkk –Fundamentals of Caregiving!!

But that’s because I am a pervert.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

19

Jan

Shay Mitchell’s in a Bikini for Attention of the Day

Shay Mitchell is an Ethnically ambiguous actress from Canada, who has clearly won at life so far, because she’s in bikinis for her social media attention, while I’m locked in a fucking ice box of hell, not that I’d ever compare anyone to me to demonstrate winning, because even the homeless man down the street who throws his feces at people, is better off than me…but I guess what I am saying is…at least she’s not in Canada..and it is all thanks to being on a very popular tween show…with millions of followers…putting her theoretically at the top of her game…and the good news is that it can all come crashing down, real fucking fast, because fans aren’t loyal anymore, they are too self involved and trying to be the next Shay Mitchell to bother with the actual Shay Mitchell and that moment of fame, when it all crashes, and desperation sets in makes me laugh, even knowing she’ll be fine and have many billionaire boyfriends willing to scoop her up and impregnate her.

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2015

19

Jan

Julia Pereira is the Babe of the Day

If you know anything about models and modelling you will know one very simple thing…and that is that Brazilian women are amazing…

Sure some of the over celebrated, over paid, undeserving Victoria’s Secret girls who all came up in the early 2000s, like Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart and a bunch of others were pretty good…and sure I’ve called Gisele an Tranny that Tom Brady fucks like she was a football team initiation in the post winning game shower because it helps him get his team into the Superbowl without being ousted for being a homo and there is nothing New Englanders hate more the a Feg…

But they are still amazing, and the newest Brazilian model that you probably have never heard of, but should is Julia Pereira…and I would argue based on these pics alone…is better than all those overhyped Victoria’s Secret model..because Victoria’s Secret is shit, and Julia Pereira is the fucking future…

Posted in:Julia Pereira

2015

19

Jan

Elsa Hosk is Amazing by David Bellemere for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model who is pretty fucking awesome…

She used to do a lot of NUDE MODELING …she’s even been nude in MAGAZINES ….I mean you can see everything I’ve ever posted and said about her HERE ….because I’ve been following her career for a long time, not because I want to, but because the voices in my head tell me to, just be happy this isn’t me actually following her home late at night, but rather just looking at pics her tall model ass has been in….because it’s less creepy, but then again, it’s still pretty fucking creepy…how is this my life?

That said, she is one of these naked for fashion fashion models who went A-List by booking Victoria’s Secret…and now she’s in Marie Claire Italy…shot by one of the best photographers out there – David Bellemere…and I think I’m in love…it’s like I finally understand what every love song ever written actually means.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2015

19

Jan

Gigi Hadid for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Gigi Hadid is pretty well positioned, because she’s one of those fake it til you make it, but you don’t really need to fake it so hard til you make it, because her dad faked it til he made it, and now instead of getting her a pony, a trust fund, a college education, he’s been able to get her a modelling career, finance her living out her dreams, because as a narcissist, there’s nothing more fulfilling when something that came out of your balls, becomes a legit model…even if it is all through positioning and not actual skill, talent, or ability…not that any model really needs ability…talent or skill..they just sort of stand there..

Anyway, she’s been booked by Victoria’s Secret because they like relevant girls, and she’s relevant…from popstar boyfriendds..to Taylor Swift and Jenner friendships…the whole thing a ridiculous new generation version of the family portrait you’d see in rich people’s houses in the 90s…you know whole family in jeans and white t-shirts with no shoes…weirdness…

Either way, she’s not in her bra and panties, but should be.

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2015

19

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Booty of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted this butt shot of her claiming to be wearing a pair of Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, that we can safely assume are not actually Khloe Kardashians pyjamas, just part of the storyline some asshole who writes their show came up with…you know to get the interaction between all their accounts as some real time, after-the-show..bullshit that is just bullshit…

However if they are Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, and not just a marketing plug for the pyjama company, or a lame attempt to do an ass pic…I hope they were never worn, because these girls get everything for free, sharing clothes doesn’t happen,…but if it does…I hope there is no older, used up cuz she’s the ugly one, after birth shit staines rubbing up on this younger one…even though she’s probably just as dirty, kids these days..

All this to say…that ass…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

19

Jan

Taylor Swift and Martha Hunt and Gigi Hadid and Other Models are New Lesbians of the Day

Taylor Swift is the biggest star at least in terms of popularity, record sales, and how she’s marketed herself over the last 5 years.

So it is only natural that anyone who is anyone with any level of access to her, is going to friend her, because who wouldn’t want to be partying with the single most important person with the greatest reach on social media and really all media…it’s like the best selfie or tag to get on that shit..instant relevance…

It’s also natural that Victoria’s Secret would do that same play with her as they did with Leonardo by positioning their models with her, creating lesbian slumber fantasies, because she’s over men – according her all her cheesy, quick to market, girl power songs…it’s good for marketing..

So this may be a paid for, sponsored event, or it may be fame whores with the leader who is famous, but either way…lots of legs to potentially clit on clit scissor grind…

TO SEE PICS OF TAYLORE LEGS WITH SOME HIPSTER GROUPIES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift