I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2015

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I like to cause drama with the girls I sext, like we are in a real relationship, because it makes for more passionate sexting…so when I find out a girl bangs her boyfriend or husband, I reprimand them, and it always works out good for me, because it reminds me that real life relationships suck, people in them hate them, and that I have the ability to move in and be the man of the relationship, without ever meeting any of these people…

It’s pretty interesting, when your life involves not leaving the house…Here are some stepLINKS….for the weekend…click them.

Pornstar and Her Joke of the Day
GO

Miley is So Gangster
GO

Hot Girls Messy Bedrooms
GO

Girls at the AVNs
GO

Willow Smith is 14 and has Freed the Nipple
GO

Taylor Swift is Full of Shady Secrets According to Diplo
GO

Tom Brady Talking About his Balls
GO

The Miss Universe Costume Contest
GO

Lindsay Lohan’s Virus is an Excuse to Get Out of Jail
GO

Jon Gosselin’s a DJ
GO

Jessica Alba Busting Out Her Muscles
GO

Miley Cyrus Booty…
GO

Amazing Female Arm Wrestler
GO

Girl Fails of 2014
GO

Rose McGowan’s in a Pink Sweater
GO

What McDonald’s Fries ARe Made Of
GO

J.Lo is Still Whorin’
GO

Old People Play Grand Theft Auto
GO

Britney Knees Hit the Gym
GO

Ariana Grande To Headline All Star Game
GO

Dog Runs Out of Street Out of No Where
GO

Charli XCX hard Nipples
GO

Anna Kendrick Mouth of the Day
GO

Motorboating in the Ladies Room
GO

People Who ARen’t Scared of Heights
GO

Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Out of Her Car
GO

SkyMall Files for Bankruptcy
GO

Pregnant Molly Sims
GO

Jess Impiazzi See Through
GO

Best Chris Pratt Bloopers
GO

Jennifer Aniston in a Black Dress
GO

73 Questions with Harry Potter
GO

AnnaSophia Robb is Boring
GO

The Penis Hipster Dress if Fucking Weird Stilll
GO

Lauren Pope Pasties..
GO

Lea Michele Cleavage
GO

Here is Your New Supergirl…
GO

Playing the Drums While Running on Treadmill
GO

The Russian Jerry Springer is Amazing
GO

Girls in Selfies
GO

Jessica Grace Smith Tits in a Bikini
GO

Sansa Star is the new Jean Grey….I think that is Nerd Talk For Something?
GO

Modern Bonnie and Clyde
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
================

Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
GO

Cockteasing the Pizza Man
GO

Smoking Before a Bait
GO

Piss in the Face
GO

The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
GO

Romance Comes By the Fist Fulll
GO

Naked Yoga
GO

Leanna Decker’s Big Tits…
GO

Sexy Selfies
GO

Naked Crackhead
GO

Czech Girls Fucking….
GO

Boobs and a Dildo – the Story of Unexpected Friends…
GO

Butt Skills!
GO

================

The Best Fucking Links Ever
GO

stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
GO

stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
GO

Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

23

Jan

Miley Cyrus in a Bikini of the Day

Miley Cyrus was out being normal, with what looks like her gay best friend, who is actually her boyfriend, who you can assume may be a bit of a pussy, thanks to being raised by nannies with a silver spoon in his mouth, coddled by everyone around him….from my experience, rich kid dudes are pretty much massive bitches who still call their dad’s daddy, and cry when they don’t get to take out the family Ferrari…when they want to take out the family Ferrari…but I am just speculating based on how not into Miley he looks, which could have a lot of fucking reasons, and more importantly, after hearing Miley speak, how deep voiced she is, you’d have to like grown men, because the sounds she probably makes when getting fucked, likely sound like a truck stop bathroom…where gays meet on the Downlow…

That said, her butt is good…and when it comes to pics…that’s all that matters…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

23

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is alright.

I mean I made fun of her early on, she called me out for calling her tits fake, we become internet friends, even though she hated me, then she went completely viral, landed a movie, is pretty much set for fucking life, and people I know have met her in person, and say she is actual pretty fucking sweet and nice, because I guess she realizes her scam worked, and unlike so many cunts before her, probably knows she’s on a timeline and needs to be nice to everyone around her, since at her level of talent, and really any level of talent, she can be replaced easily….or maybe I just haven’t experienced the actual “I knew I was hot, destined for fame, now the world knows, so I’ll shit on Everyone around me because I won”….but I have a feeling she doesn’t have any of that, because everyone who knows her likes her…and now I can’t mean to that, but I can look at her titties!!

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2015

23

Jan

Cara Delevingne for Tag Heurer of the Day

I know that Tag isn’t really the highest end watch. They do some midrange mall level watch, so seeing Cara Delevingne attached to it, isn’t as offensive as if this was a Rolex Ad, because it would clearly be Rolex trying to rich some rich socialite who hangs with celebrities crowd, instead of using someone aspirational, that would make me want to work hard so that I could afford a Rolex….or maybe Cara Delevingne is an “It” girl now because she is apsirpational…maybe the younger audience thing having a trust fund and celebrity friends is what life is about…you know vapid whores everywhere…going to modeling shoots and fancy parties….and having the media love everything you do because you have a bit of a different look since you’re not a natural born model…and the right friends……and I guess…that’s probably what this is all about…attach to something popular, pay it well, and maybe become popular too…it’s basically her whole marketing campaign she used on herself…and it worked…applied to watches…too bad she doesn’t look hot in it…

TO SEE HER AT THE CAMPAIGN LAUNCH WITH A BABY WILD ANIMAL CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2015

23

Jan

Fergie for Allure of the Day

Fergie defied all odds when she had kids….because we all throught she was born with man parts. That’s what her muscle tone and hard face told us….a hard face she claims was from meth after being a forgotten one hit wonder….before Black Eyed Peas created the new version of her…

Well now she’s in Allure, where she’s probably not talking about sex changes, or sucking dick for a hit, but rather being a mom with so much money her kids and their kids and their kids after than don’t have to worry…all thanks to a bunch of shitty, insincere popsongs…because that’s just how the entertainment industry works…and you can’t hate her for being better at monetizing her life than all the hotter more talented girls out there…

Posted in:Fergie

2015

23

Jan

Julia Lescova by Kesler Tran of the Day

Every once in a while, it is important to stop looking at shitty twitter and instagram pics, and shitty magazine photoshoot pics, of shitty low level models, or girls who think they are models, to focus on actual models, like JULIA LESCOVA show by an actual photographer who takes amazing fucking pics, I mean look at these KESLER TRAN ….for what I assume is TREATS …..

Seriously, this is HOT….

Posted in:Julia Lescova

2015

23

Jan

Rita Ora for L’Officiel Paris of the Day

Rita Ora is in this issue of L’Officiel and the pictures are so fucking boring. It’s like they don’t realize that up until this year, she was this UK starlet trying to make it in America as the next Rihanna, before finally finding a hit and getting where she wanted to go…you know someone who was desperate and willing to do anything to get where she needed to be….who is now where she needed to be…and not willing to do anything worth looking at…..because L’Officiel generally have good photoshoots, sometimes the kind of fashion shoot you can masturbate to…and instead of going down that road with the ratchet…they come up with this…and it’s a fail….but then again…I guess it is fitting…because most of Rita Ora’s life has involved her failing…look at her now…or don’t bother..it’s not very exciting.

Posted in:Rita Ora

2015

23

Jan

Sarah Hyland Freaks me Out of the Day

Sarah Hyland freaks me the fuck out…

She’s like some weird genetically modified troll who stopped growing at 12 because her stage mom took stage mom-ing very seriously, and knew the younger she looked, the easier it would be to get her cast on some show that doesn’t have a timeline, you know where no one ages, and she just stays this weird pre-pubescent freak…a weird pre-pubescent freak who wears push-up bras and shows off her tits like Sofia Vergara told her to…

The whole thing…weird…but what’s weirder are the die hard fans of hers who you know jerk off to her because she looks 12…yes, I’m talking to you.

TO SEE THE REST OF SARAH HYLAND
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2015

23

Jan

Josephine Skriver in a Bikini of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a model…who works for the people at Victoria’s Secret, which to mainstream men everywhere is the making it to the top…it’s up there with Sports Illustrated, who are rumored to be using Kim Kardashian like Paper did, and putting her on the cover, which makes sense because she’s fat, and thanks to Kate Upton, the Sports Illustrated reader is used to fat chicks, and while giving Kim press, it also makes her deslusional fake mom ass ego that she’s a bikini model now….reminding us that the world is fucked….

But Josephine Skriver isn’t fucked, I just wish she was, by me, my mouth, maybe my fingers…because she’s fucking amazing…so amazing I almost feel bad I am tainting her post with Kim Kardashian in a bikini that may be from her Sports Illustrated shoot…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver

2015

23

Jan

Lauren Pope in a See Through Dress of the Day

Her name is Lauren Pope. She’s some UK reality star nobody…but she went to an event in a see through dress, which as far as I’m concerned makes her a somebody…I just don’t understand when a girl like this goes this far to get noticed, you know she knows her dress is see through, why the hell would she throw on a pair of nipple pasties…it’s like own your publicity stunt…give your 100 percent with it…pasties are not as fun as nipples…even if those nipples are scarred up messes from all the surgeries…

Maybe this was from the day Page 3 didn’t post a topless girl for a publicity stunt…you know the darkest day in UK history…the day the nipple was covered….

Maybe it wasn’t….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BRITISH TRASHY WOMEN AT SOME EVENT
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lauren Pope