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2015

15

Jan

Sharon Stone Shopping Weirdness of the Day

I don’t know what this Sharon Stone picture is….but apparently it’s how Sharon Stone shops…it looks like it is from some video, maybe a movie, and I guess the panties exposed, are competing with her no-bra – because she never wears a bra nipples…

Now, Sharon Stone may be old as fuck. She may have had a career that goes back 3 even 4 decades where she played the hot chick, who may or may not has been celebrated as an actor, but who has definitely been celebrated as a babe…a babe who still gets it…show your pussy, show your tits, fuck everything….get work…make money..so that you can get naked enough in stores everywhere…because you’re Sharon Stone…

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2015

15

Jan

Lara Stone for Vogue of the Day

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Lara Stone is the enemy…not because she was just in a campaign she got paid a lot of money by Calvin Klein to be in…where she was riding tween Bieber…like his mom, in her 30s, who stage mommed him, but who isn’t too busy spending all the pre-18 money she made off him…

But because she tried to sue me years ago for her honeymoon pics…where she was in a fucking bikini….with her fat rich husband…when she’s normally paid to SHOW HER FUCKING TITS

Which brings up a good point about these Vogue pics…why the fuck isn’t she SHOWING HER FUCKING TITS

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2015

15

Jan

Sarah Hyland for Instagram of the Day

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Sarah Hyland has what I assume is a genetic disorder that makes her look like she’s 12, even though she’s in her 20s, and is so experienced in love and relationships, and not the virgin she appears to be, that she’s already had at least one restraining order from some bullying boyfriend, who I guess thought her young look, meant he could beat the fuck out of her, like an uncle at a family dinner after too many drinks, tucking in his neice…

That said, she’s spent the last 5 years on the Modern Family set, making money and more importantly, learning everything she knows from Sofia Vergara…which I guess along with abusive relationships like a hispanic is used to…this exhibitionism..showing what you got…happened..and it’s good.

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2015

15

Jan

Cindy Crawford for the Evening Standard of the Day

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I normally make fun of older ladies, because I know that in their middle-age, they are jealous of the younger girls who still have their sex appeal. I know when I see them shopping, or wearing their daughter’s clothes that they’re struggling with aging….that their hotness is no more but that they will workout, they will get botox and implants…and they will end up looking like pornstars at the end of it all..and I figure…help them feel old, make them insecure, leads to them performing better in bed when you get with them and tell them you’re used to 20 year olds…try it, it works…

THat said, Cindy Crawford in her panties, in bed…is amazing…and I guess you can use this to send to all your 50 plus girls you want to fuck saying “why don’t you look this good, you’re younger than her”….if done right, she’ll ride you to prove to you…that looking like Cindy Crawford doesn’t matter as much as the spirit put into it riding you.

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2015

15

Jan

Jourdan Dunn for Vogue UK of the Day

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I was sitting by a pool in Miami a month ago next to Jourdan Dunn, because I’m fancy and luxurious and like Forrest Gump, I manage to trick the fucking world, or in this case the occasional girl to pay for me to go on their adventures, in exchange for my amazing company…

I took this picture

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Because I am a creeper and creeping is what I do…

She is tall as fuck, I went up to her elbow, but in my defense I am only 5 foot 2, and now she’s in Vogue UK…and making me feel like I really know how to spot up and coming talent, but unfortunately, in Jourdan Dunn’s case…Victoria’s Secret beat me to it.

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2015

15

Jan

Megan Fox in a Bikini of the Day

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Mom of two, Megan Fox, was in a bikini with her handler, who I assume fucks her really fucking good, blinding her from reality, stifling her career that could have been much more than mom of two, showing off her 6-pack, despite being a mom of two, not because she’s a superhuman, but because her body is all she has going for her, and without it, she’s just another has been hot chick who can’t act, but who looks good, despite all her plastic surgery…so she works for it..

Now I don’t care about Megan Fox, she’s old news, the ravaged baby making that happened to her vagina, just killed any little bit of interest I may have had in her, I just think her body is pretty banging, no matter what evil it represents, and I can see past that evil and send it to all the moms I know who don’t look like this, to mock them and call them out on their “Can’t lose my baby weight” lie.

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2015

15

Jan

Trashy Nicki Minaj Does High Fashion of the Day

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I always find it interesting when a fashion brand, like Roberto Cavalli, who if you were to ask Roberto Cavalli, he would probably say it is top quality, luxury, and worthy of the insane prices they may charge, because they believe the fucking lie…decides to use Nicki Minaj, her implants, her ass implants, her cheesy and annoying pop image that I find offensive and mocking of black culture, but then again, I guess all of hip hop is, and people buy into it…not that Nicki Minaj is hip hop, according to Roberto Cavalli, she’s high fashion…even in her spread ass thong pics on her social media….that I’m sure Roberto Cavalli feels is trashy as fuck, but she’s got a big audience and it may sell product and really that’s what he’s paying for…which coincidentally is everything wrong in the world…better known as Nicki Minaj.

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2015

15

Jan

Kaley Cuoco Hard Nipples of the Day

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I guess Kaley Cuoco’s nude scandal, coupled with her being a little bit crazy after killing off John Ritter because she hated Threes Company and how he mocked homos, supported by the fact that she’s going to be making 100,000,000 dollars for the nerd show she plays the hot accessible nerd-friendly chick on…because when you make 100,000,000 dollars for a shitty show everyone loves…you are pretty much set for life…so Yolo…post your hard nipples if you want to…because they are just hard nipples…and nothing compared to the nudes that were leaked of her spreading her vagina a few months ago…

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2015

15

Jan

Tory Burch Does Swim of the Day

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It amazes me when I see these campaigns – like this one for Tory Burch Swim, that has had 400 people watch it, even though they probably spent over 100 dollars on the video portion alone, not even factoring the cost for the models – Jac Jagaciak, Tilda Lindstam, & Imaan Hammam…. who all make over 50k to be part of this kind of thing…making me wonder what the fucking point is, before realizing – I just care about overpaid models in bikinis…so keep it up!

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2015

15

Jan

Selena Gomez Mexican Cleavage of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture on Instagram…I don’t really know what it’s fun….I just know it looks ethnically ambiguous, she looks wet like she just jumped out of a shower, or just finished getting fucked and cummed on and her hormones are all jacked up, making her uterus ready to be impregnated…because when you’re a Mexican, you should have a dozen kids by 22…it’s a cultural thing..thanks to poverty and Catholicism…

Catholicism, this picture, and I guess her entire career as a vapid little spoiled celebrity with too much money, premarital sex, and fan base that makes her an idol or icon instead of Jesus….proves she shits on…

Either way, I’m ok with her bloat.

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