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2015

13

Jan

Miley Cyrus Porn of the Day

In a world full of easy to digest content that is overly saturated…..everyone producing bullshit all day, everyday, for their own social media channels, you know too much content for anyone to even notice, does Miley Cyrus naked make a sound….I’m thinking it probably does, at least for for V Magazine that is probably getting a lot of clicks for these “polaroids” that were published…because a naked Miley, in all her craziness, is not that exciting, but it is still naked and worth lookin at, I guess….

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2015

13

Jan

Bella Thorne Working Out of the Day

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Bella Thorne just wants her massive fan base to eat healthy and work out….while her fan base…who happen to be widely made up of men in their 40s…who are forced to watch her stupid show thanks to kid of their own…just appreciate her arched back workout form…for what is designed to be a casual workout pic, but that is posed, booty out, as her team knows the public love ass these days, and that her pre-18 months are the most critical to get people talking about her, since in America, men are torn because they want to fuck her, but know it is illegal to fuck her, even though girls lose their virginity at 12 now, and I’m not just talking about the ones raped by their uncles, I’m talking normal girls who grew up on porn are fucking like crazy, making 18 more of joke than anything, allowing 17 to be the period where these 17 year olds who have had more sex than you, can manipulate older men and play off being jailbait…

Because let’s face it, if she was all about the fitness, why would she be posting butt shots…I like think the butt shot is more about lesson’s learned by her stage parents to help make their family dreams come true, being the only one who actually got anywhere…that’s enough pressure to post an ass shot for attention….next stop…sex tape….I mean if this momentum that is Bella Thorne ever ends….

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2015

13

Jan

Adriana Lima’s Swimsuit Photoshoot of the Day

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Here’s a little too much Adriana Lima spilling out of her bikini, all fat and too old to be wearing bikinis, yet she’s still getting paid a ton of money to wear bikinis, in what you would think is more of a comedy routine, mocking swimsuit models..like it was a viral video, than actually being swimsuit models…but she’s Adriana Lima…definitely into the whole fading out, rather than bowing out…and I’m totally into…

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2015

13

Jan

Selena Gomez is Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

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Selena Gomez was seen leaving Chateau Marmont in a throwback paparazzi style set that reminds me of the days when paparazzi matter…busting a girl being bad and I like bad girls…or at least telling girls they are bad…and that I need to punish them…because it turns them on…but now things are so saturated, it’s just boring, but the homeless people in the background is awesome…but homeless people are always awesome, not just when they are in paparazzi pics…but always thanks to giving a fuck you to society…good times.

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2015

13

Jan

Hailey Clauson for Beach Bunny of the Day Day

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Hailey Clauson is some over 18 year old model who is making some moves with her big, hormones in the food tits, who excites me because all girls under 25 are amazing and slutty thanks to being raised on hardcore internet porn, that has taking them to very dark and dangerous places sexually, that were once reserved for the dirtiest broken down girl with daddy issues, but now the 9-5 earthling peasants, you know everyday people, middle americans are up on choking, spitting, gang bangs and rape fantasies…The world’s gone nuts, and Hailey Clauson is the fucking future, who I want to get behind…because she’s going places…

The only thing that amazes me about her is that she’s still getting work, even though when she was 16, she did a slutty campaign for Urban Outfitters that her dad was on set for, because I guess Urban Outfitters are perverts, and she sued the fuckers…which isn’t very professional, or something I’d want with any model I hire…we call that red fucking flags…

Not that it matters…here she is for Beach Bunny…

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2015

13

Jan

Rita Ora’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

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Rita Ora posted what I can assume is a photoshopped picture of her ass, but then again, maybe her actual ass looks like this…I am not really a Rita Ora ass expert, because I am more interested in her big old tits, but even those bore me…because everyone’s got tits, even me….but more importantly, who cares about Rita Ora, other than pretty much everyone, because she’s finally gone viral, and I don’t mean from the AIDS she’s got from anyone and everyone willing to help her UK ass because famous, I mean people are into her nonsense that she’s probably fucked a lot of people trying to get…you know all in efforts of being the new Rihanna…and it worked…and I guess this ass probably has something to do with it…because I am a firm believer that you can’t get ahead on talent alone, otherwise actual talented people would be famous…right…

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2015

13

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom of two, who is born tall and freakishly skinny, and who has a million dollar contract with an evil corporate brand, that is enough money for a modest Brazilian to make sure she maintains her fitness levels, even if it requires starvation, because it pays so fucking well to not be fat…even when she’s probably too old to still be a lingerie model, the public like her, they are comfortable with her, and figure if she’s not spilling out of her thong from every angle thanks to saggy old lady mom ass and saggy old lady mom pussy…keep her working…and here is her skinny little mom ass…that’s hardly even there…in a pair of leggings…confusing me…because Brazilians have big scale booty contests…and this is the era of the ass…and she’s a mom…it’s like there’s nothing here…when there’s supposed to be so much here…and I guess that’s tragic…unless you like millionaire skinny mom ass…then it’s a win…something for everyone or some shit…

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2015

13

Jan

Nicola Peltz Tits with a Crocodile of the DAy

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Her name is Nicola Peltz. You know her from the Michael Bay movie….Transformers…in whatever iteration they are currently in…and let’s just say for the sake of this post…it’s Transformers 7, because let’s face it, they are all some big pile of shit that should be taken out back and shot, but people love them enough to keep getting them made…thanks for having no taste society…

That said, I know her as the connected billionaire’s daughter, who probably begged Michael Bay on family Vacation in florida to let her in his next movie, because that’s what these billionaires do, and since Michael Bay movies are shit, require no skill, just ask Megan Fox…and billionaires marry models..making their offspring less troll like than you’d expect…it happened…

And now she’s celebrating that one hit her dad probably bought…by posing with massive cleavage next to ferocious animals…I guess for PETA…cuz they love when you pull croc’s out of their natural habitat for big cleavage pics…

I could think of a better publicity stunt..that involves ANAL.

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2015

13

Jan

Kate Moss is Unretouched by Peter Lindbergh of the Day

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Apparently this is Kate Moss not retouched by some important photographer…I would argue that Kate Moss when you’re shot by a superstar photographer, in a studio setting, with the expensive cameras, lights and skill set he has, you don’t need to be retouched, even if you’re 100 fucking year old coke whore who has had more STDs than loads to her face which is a fucking lot…

Now don’t get me wrong, I love Kate Moss, I think she’s magnificent, I would sniff her rockstar fucking ass during any of her various outbreaks thanks to negligent sex partners and the groupies they fuck behind her back…

I just think she’s got it going on, even if she’s had it going on for 3 decades, in so many disgusting and hedonistic ways…beyond just a willingness to be naked…a willingness she’s not showing off in these pics, which pisses me off, because the real part of her I want to see without retouching or color correcting are her inner pussy lips…just to see the calluses and scars…but when it comes to Kate Moss….I take what I can get.

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2015

13

Jan

Erin Heatherton Tits for Some Event of the Day

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Erin Heatherton is a very very very important Victoria’s Secret model, who is just like every single other Victoria’s Secret model, at least in reference to being willing to get naked for money, but never actually naked for money, because Victoria’s Secret is boring, but as a signing bonus, they did make her Leonardo’s girl for a 6 months, which I guess is the allocated contractual amount of time he allows per girl…before moving onto the next Victoria’s Secret model, leaving their dressing room a place that would feel more like a white trash, immigrant hookeer, stripper lockerroom after one girl keeps stealing the other girl’s lap dances and bitch needs to be taught a lesson, but instead, it is a more refined level of catty behavior, because none of them actually have sex with Leo…he’s gay.

That said, here is her underwear model cleavage doing nonsense that doesn’t matter…looking like some Russian bride, on her Russian Bride profile, after landing a Green Card…all covered in celebratory balloons, which to a communist is a big deal…..

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