2014
30
Dec
Lana Del Rey Who Shouldn’t Be in a Bikini, is only Half in a Bikini
LEA MICHELE MOURNING HER FIANCE’s DEATH WITH HER BOXY APE BODY
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Michelle Hunziker's Pregnant Bikini is Disturbing
But not as Disturbing as her Pregnant bikini Crotch Shot..
Australian Margot Robbie from Wolf of Wallstreet Looking Thick
Recently Engaged – Ex Coke Mule Hooker – Current Star Sofia Vergara
LeeLee Sobieski
Posted in:stepLISTS
2014
30
Dec
Rosie Huntington-Whitely is probably a horrible person, that’s usually what happens when you are overpaid and the industry celebrates you far too fucking much for many years…..coupled with getting booked in movies where you made one of the hottest starlets of the time, Megan Fox, irrelevant, because acting is a joke….but she’s got some real redeeming factors. For bald men, it is that she’ll date you if you’re a millionaire action star in great shape. For every other man, it’s that she gets naked for her work…just not in these pics of her own signature lingerie line, but if you’re bored, you can just cross reference it with all her other nudity…
I’d look for you – but I’m too lazy – you can just SEE EVERYTHING I EVER POSTED ON HER …there’s titties all over that shit…coupled with saying she likes bald guys if they are rich, that she made Megan Fox irrelevant and that she models nude which is great…..I repeat myself…I just did twice in this very post….that’s talent…a horribly, talent not worth rewarding.
Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely
2014
30
Dec
Ashley Benson, from Pretty Little Liars and Springbreakers fame…who has been naked for the paparazzi, if you just google, posted an in bed selfie where she pretended to be sleeping, even though she managed to snap off this silly pic, something people who are actually sleeping can’t do, because they are sleeping, but I figure you might as well take the opportunity to use this as inspiration for your masturabtion, because sleeping girls can’t say no to you cumming on their faces while they sleep….
Posted in:Ashley Benson
2014
30
Dec
Her name is Genevieve Morton…and she’s the fucking worst….but she’s got big tits…if you like that kind of thing…I’m more into spread ass pics…which she hasn’t sent me…despite my constant requests on social media…because I guess she doesn’t see those request as romance, even though it is, at least in this modern, porno filled world.
All this to say. I want her to have my babies…and not just to watch her breast feed…but to have her breast feed me…
Posted in:Genevieve Morton
2014
30
Dec
Camille Rowe is an amazing model from France who is being totally under utilized for her capabilities….
Sure she’s making money, whether with NEXT or Victoria’s Secret, or whatever the fuck she’s working it for in these boring fucking catalog pics…but she is from France and in France being topless is like being clothed, and being topless is more fun than being clothed, so every one of these boring fucking pics of a half named babe, reminds me of a fail….if you ever give a girl 10,000 – 100,000 dollars to work as your spokes model…follow Terry’s Lead and MAKE HER SHOW HER TIT
Posted in:Camille Rowe
2014
30
Dec
Beth Behrs may be on a TV show with some Big Breasted Kat Dennings, who I only know from when she launched her career early on by leaking topless pics – a strategy I encourage all girls to participate in…
But now she’s officially the person who has the single worst fucking bikini selfie on instagram…hiding her body….and pissed colored….interesting strategy..she should probably cross reference with her co-star, the nude pic peddler before making her next horrible move…
Posted in:Beth Behrs
2014
30
Dec
A few nights ago, I went to a gay bar because my wife wouldn’t give me any drinking money, and I figured if I was going to get free drinks anywhere, it would be there, cuz gays are fucking perverts and horny enough to fuck any straight guy, even homeless looking obese ones, so I figured I’d go strut around like a hot young girl does, only the total fucking opposite, knowing no dicks would be exposed..
Well it turns out, even the most depraved gay was too good for me, and didn’t think I was worth their time or a drink…affecting my self esteem negatively….But for some reason, I got into a conversation about T.O.W.I.E….with a bunch of gays which apparently every gay guy watches, that I’ve never heard of…but that stars this ass…named Lucy Mecklenburgh…and I would have rather got AIDS…you know was statistically all over the bathrooms of that club.. That said, here’s Lucy Mecklenburgh ass. It’s good enough that I’d fuck that even if it had a dick….
Posted in:Lucy Mecklenburgh
2014
30
Dec
My friend, who I consider one of the best erotic photographers of our generation, Jonathan Leder , and his team have put together a pretty amazing magazine that I’ve talked about a lot over the year, because I think it’s awesome, called FETISHISM MANIFESTOR /
He takes amazing models, some you’ve heard of, some you haven’t, all who are amazing, and he shoots them in what I like to think is a bit of a throwback to Playboy and Penthouse, when the porn and masturbation had some sort of vibe and concept and quality behind it, before the 80s when it became cheesy as fuck…
I find the whole thing hot and inspiring and exciting…it is fashion porn…it is girls I want to see naked, it is styled in interesting places…it is girls I want to see naked while naked being shot by a genius…naked….
This model is doing the rounds today. Her name is Kayslee Collins and I think she’s pretty fucking spectacular.
Apparently she makes music, but more interesting to the perverts, she may have been a child star on some kids show, before becoming fucking awesome….and naked…
And here are a bunch of pics of her from the book….GET THE BOOK ….
Posted in:Kayslee Collins
2014
30
Dec
If you were once the obscure Italian “tv personality” who seduced George Clooney, because either he liked you while at his home in Italy, or because she was open minded to his weirdo homo sex parties, because “he’s George Clooney”….who may or may not have had her contractually bound for a given period of time…do you still make a sound when George Clooney is long done with you, you’re back in Italy, and no one fucking cares?
The answer is no, so you post nipples on instagram, and some of us bottom feeders will pick up on it because we’re pretty basic as fuck…and love nipples…especially on girls who dated someone famous long enough to matter even if it was just for a minute….
Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis
2014
30
Dec
Caroline Vreeland is someone I’ve been following on instagram since I started MY FIRST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT BEFORE HAVING IT DELETED 4 TIMES YEARS AGO
She’s an aspiring singer, possibly a fixtue in the LA thing, a girl with a rockin’ set of massive tits who once auditioned for American Idol but never made it, and who now runs around with boyfriend being silly, with her set of massive fucking tits, tits that even if you’re not a tit guy, you’ll love….and now she’s the “left of the cutting room floor”…for LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT , but who was restored when they decided to run the advent until New Years Eve….which is pretty much the biggest thing her and her big titties have done to date…so I wouldn’t say she’s made it…but she’s done something…and that’s sing Christmas Carols badly with her big tits a few days too late because LOVE MAGAZINE is so edgy and fashion that they do Christmas after Christmas…#art
Here are some of her instagram pics…because why not..slash #tits….I mean they are cartoon-like and amazing…at least clothed…because you know topless these can be a serious miss….but take it in now while she’s not 40….because at 40…this will be a fucking nightmare.
Posted in:Caroline Vreeland
