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2014

27

Dec

Miley Cyrus Posts Nipple on Instagram of the Day

For the last few days Miley has been posting some #freethenipple hashtag, with her face cropped onto the movie poster, because she is probably an investor in the film or the new generation that believes, like most people, that nipples aren’t pornographic, and that women should be allowed to post their nipples whenever they want to post them, anywhere they want to post them…

I have been an advocate of this forever, I’ve been deleted countless times off social media for posting nipples. I’ve been rejected by ad agencies and Google for posting nipples. In a lot of ways I’ve sacrificed success for nipples. And made my statement and taken my stance where I have fought the oppressive, Christian regime since starting this stie 2004….

Always told that I was told that my site was a porn site…when it’s not, I mean I can’t jerk off to this shit, but then again, I’m impotent…but still…you’d have to be weird to think this is porn….

So in a lot of ways Miley is Like me….I would never admit that I am like Miley…because she is the worst…except maybe for this nipple thing…which I endorse, but in the porn generation we live in…nipples are practically as erotic as wearing a shirt….but I’ll still stare, because I’m tradition and still jerk off to nipples…especially when they are in my mouth…

All this to say…Miley Cyrus…rebel…inspiration….innovative martyr fighting for feminist rights to be topless…a hero to us all…an exhibitionist….#nipples…on instagram…even though it is against the rules….how daring…when she knows she can never be deleted because she is Miley Cyrus…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

26

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Christmas is over. That is depressing. It’s such a prime time for drinking…and taking advantage of girls…

I guess our next series of festivities as an emotional/sexual predator will be New Years Eve..seeking and destorying the souls of hopeless romantic girls that just want that New Year’s kiss to start the year off with good luck…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Usher’s Dick Hit the Internet….
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And Beiber Got a Private Jet….
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Girls Doing Archery
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13 Christmas Fails
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Girl Dropping Xmas F-Bomb…
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Florida Fame Whores Fame Whoring
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Screech is a Mess
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The Best Things Stuck in Asses of 2014
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Mark Wahlberg’s Wife in a Bikini
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Anais Zanotte Topless in a Bikini…
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Katie Cassidy Bikini…
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Slut of the Day
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33 Amazing Driving Fails
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The “rapper” who made a Taylor Swift Break-Up Rap Cover…I Hate This Guy…
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Jessica Alba in Natural Health of the Day
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What You’re Saying with your Drink Choice
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Hilary Duff…and her Strong Legs
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Courtney Stodden Playing with her Massive Fucking Tits…
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Ashley Greene Legs in Shorts
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Charli XCX Thong Upskirt
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Stella Maxwell in Bikinis
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Nicole Kidman in Grazia China
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Taylor Swift Tried to be Low-Key
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Adults Try Public School Lunches
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Coco in with Huge Tits
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Ali Lohan Leather Skirt
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2014 a Year in Review
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Amanda Bynes is Cured
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Mariah Carey in Aspen
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Anja Rubik for Some Spring Collection
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Cute Girls with Dimples
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People Running Through Glass Compilation
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Caitlin O’Conner ina Tight Wet Dress
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Kardashian Khristmas
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Patrick Stewart Being Sad in a Hat
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25 Urinals to Pee In
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Beyonce Riding an Elephant
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Grown Woman Fucking 17 Year Old During High School Event
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Worst Strip Show Ever
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Lisa Ann has Big Tits
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Model Tits
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Seduction by the Tree
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Pussy Slapper
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Anal Fingering.
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Fucking Lesbians
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Catherine McNeil’s Tits in Glitter
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So Much Great Ass
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Girl With the Worst Fucking Laugh
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Chinese People are Fucking NAsty
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Dec

They Were Once Hot and Now They Are 100, Washed Up and in Bikinis of the Day

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Pamela Anderson

Stephanie Seymour

Fascinating…but not as fascinating as the fact that I would totally still fuck both of them…even knowing they are hep filled and rotten from all the years of being rockstar groupie, party slut, pigs…because I am a sick man…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|Stephanie Seymour

2014

26

Dec

Victoria Justice in Cosmo of the Day

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Her name is Victoria Justice. Pedophile types, well not really pedophile types, more the kind of guy who likes jail bait, which according to statistics is all guys, especially those repressed assholes with kids, who can’t find 5 minutes to jerk off, because if their kids aren’t on their asses, their wives are…living a life of hell ..hell filled with Nickelodeon shows they are forced to watch because they can’t even choose their own shows….and girls like this are cast as the main characters…to seduce you and remind you of all you are missing out on because everyone knows they have had their childhood robbed of them by their parents, and that’s the kind of issues we like in spoiled brats with hot young bodies…that they have been trained to slut out with…hence why her topless nudes happened….

She’s over 18…and now she’s in Cosmo….but you’re still a fucking creep.

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2014

26

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Has No Nipples for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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The real miracle on Boxing day that is Alessandra Ambrosio, is the fact that she has two kids and still manages to look this good…I like to call her fitness program million dollar modeling contracts she wouldn’t let little lecherous parasite children get in the way of…just because she wanted to have kids early on because she’s brazilian and they don’t do abortions..but I wouldn’t say she’s come out of these pregnancies unscathed, I’m sure her vagina has taken serious abuse, and according to this Vogue Brazil feature for January…it looks like her nipples did to…possibly chewed right off breast feeding…or maybe she never had nipples to begin with…or maybe…just maybe…the fashion magazine felt that nipples were too pornographic to show off a bathing suit…like they were Victoria’s Secret so they played got and erased the shit, leaving her a barbie doll of a woman…and like all Barbie dolls…I’d totally put my ass while I jerk off…

Merry Christmas to all…and to all a good night…even though christmas was yesterday…I’m slow…it happens…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

26

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Legs for Boxing Day of the Day

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Nothing says Boxing Day like a box that everyone once loved, but that no one cares about, because it virtually died 8 years ago, and not just because it got fucked to death by many dirty cocks to fill its void, but because this box just stopped mattering…it became irrelevant…but despite not being into necrophilia, or disgusting things…I would be willing to try to breathe new life into this box…using my mouth…despite my better judgement…and the smells radiating out of it…because Lindsay Lohan, botox face and all, is and forever will be a Christmas Miracle, even after Christmas, at least to her family who raped and pillaged her, exploiting her to make them all money leaving her a shell of a person with no soul….but a Christmas miracle none-the-less…I just wish she uncrossed her legs so we could see the real damage…but I never get what I wish for…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

26

Dec

Farah Holt Naked for Sam Livm of the Day

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I am love Farah Holt…not because I actually care who she is…or know who she is…or what she does or what inspires her…or what her dreams and aspirations are…but because she SHOWS HER NIPPLE IN ELLE but more importantly…gets totally naked for this magazine…but strategically totally naked…so that I can’t see her asshole…which is a fail shot by a photographer named Sam Livm…

This love is as real as love needs to be…you know soul mates that haven’t come together yet, but that I’ll try to cum to one day when bored, becasue naked for fashion pics…are porn to me…if I take enough viagra…

but then again…Tall, skinny, UK model body, getting naked…to advance careers…is my viagra…

Posted in:Farah Holt

2014

26

Dec

Top 100 Boxes on Boxing Day of the Day

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I get called a horrible human being or a creep or a misogynist pretty much every single day. People think I expose and objectify women, when really I think I just expose and objectify women who have decided they want to be objects, and if anything I just call them out on their morally void, hooker-like morals and values, and think they are overpaid assholes when there are far more beautiful girls out there who deserve the same celebration….

The truth is that I am a lover of women. I think they are entertaining, fun, sexy, and good to have sex with…and I love celebrating them and their vaginas…while imagining them riding my face and cumming thanks to my mouth…

Some men are breast men, some ass men, I am a pussy man…I love all pussy…I love celebrating all pussy…I like the weird ones, I especially like the hairy ones, I like the meaty ones, and I like my face and fingers in all of them…as long as they don’t smell.

In a lot of ways, I am a feminist…expose your lips, celebrate your pussies, let me masturbate to it…and that is why today, on Boxing day,, the day we named after box, now that Christmas is over, baby Jesus and shopping deals aside, the real star of today, and really everyday…is the box…so here’s 100 of them…big and small…VIA GENITALSANXIETY.TUMBLR.COM because you don’t need to be nervous girl…all pussy are great pussy…don’t be insecure about it…instead just send me pics of it…so I can sext you and make you cum…I’m a hero like that.

Sure these are not necessarily the best in box, but as someone who loves all box, and truly believes they are all god’s box…created equally even if they look different…their own snowflake with it’s curves and lips…but still a snowflake…but they are still box…and box is something we love…especially on boxing day..it’s not all about the bass…but it is all about the labia…embrace the labia….with your mouth…

Posted in:Photos

2014

26

Dec

Irina Shayk Does Boxing Day of the Day

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Irina Shayk….rockin’ some Boxing Day for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT the day after Advent is supposed to end, because these fashion types are so innovative, if you consider getting low level, yet hot, lingerie models from Russia, who are relevant because they get half naked….and fuck some homosexual soccer player, innovative…and I think she’s pretty fucking hot, otherwise she would be a cam girl who never escaped the oppressive Russian Regime…

Happy Boxing Day…for those of you who like box…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

26

Dec

Porn Stars Read Where the Wild Things Are of the Day

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The people who brought you Porn Stars Read The Grinch Who Stole Christmas…have put together a boxing day video for you…the day after Christmas that speaks to your creepy issues…because you like being read kids books bedtime stories, even though you’re grown ass men…

I guess they get that you are either too shy, or too broke, but you are too shy to ask your hookers to read you bed time stories…because you know it’s a weird thing to masturbate to….

Starring: Samantha Rone, Karla Kush, Adriana Checkik, Sara Luvv, Cherie DeVille, AJ Applegate, Bree Daniels, Shyla Jennings, Carter Cruise, Jodi Taylor, Mercedes Carrera, Ashlyn Molloy, Ryder Skye, Dakota Skye, Ariana Grand, Riley Reid, Eva Long, Scarlet Red, Tiff Bannister, Chanel Preston Alaina Kristar

Posted in:Pornstars