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2014

23

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless for 032C of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute has nice Lithuanian features…and by features I mean tits…because she is showing her tits..

I guess Lithuania is like the Czech Republic and really all Eastern Block countries…that breeds prostitutes, porn chicks, cam girls, mail order brides and models…who are all fucking hot as fuck….

They all very similar in look and feel, with some variation in height and cost, but overall, similar lack of a soul, and behavior that means tits at the bare minimum….and if you’re really unlucky, unwanted babies because they are into being paid child support…

Now Edita Vilkeviciute is not a hooker, but a model, who makes a lot of money I am sure, but who still takes the time to do magazines like this…and the whole thing is pretty substantial…at least to me..but I like fashion tits more than porn tits….it’s higher concept and classier with the same result….#tits.

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2014

23

Dec

Emmy Rossum’s Shitty Bra See Through of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst and I am probably just saying that because she deleted me off all social media, blocking me, and probably even calling me out at some point for being an asshole, but I don’t remember because it happens too fucking often, I think 80 percent of the people I’ve tweeted at over the years have blocked me, because I am either 25 years ahead of my time, or just an asshole that upsets their ego…

Now I don’t remember what I laugh at Emmy Rossum for, it’s not her Judaism, I don’t do any of that because jews are so quick to call you an anti semite….it was probably the fact that she was an absolute nobody for a long time, struggling, until being offered a TV show where she gets topless, to which she jumped at the opportunity because it was better than being topless in a strip club, because this would put her name on the map instead of on the death by suicide, and people will finally know her as the star her ego truly told her she was…and I guess it worked out of her…but that’s hardly a reason to block me…not that I care, I’ve still seen her tits and I’m like “whatever”…and now she’s in a see through shirt so I can see her bra…even though I can google and see her tits..keeping me at “whatever”….which I guess, In conclusion, is the basis of Emmy Rossum…just on giant…whatever…

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2014

23

Dec

Taylor Swift’s Legs and a Beard of the Day

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Taylor Swift was seen on what could be a date because I guess her marketing team don’t like the lesbian rumors, even though all girls are lesbians it is a trend, pussy eating is acceptable, even popstars do it…

I just think she’s so fucking calculated, that’s why she’s masterminded the world into feeling sorry for her, relating to her, and she’s been able to be pop, country, and whatever in between…selling albums to people of all ages…when it all lacks authenticity…but America doesn’t care about Authenticity…

I also think she’s so fucking rich, famous, powerful in her own celebrity, that she can control everyone around her, from men to models she makes her personal barbie dolls, to people on TV she wants to have spend time with her….

There is evil that comes with Taylor swift…I don’t know what it is…because I don’t care enough to really dig into it…but I do know one thing that’s for sure…she’s got awesome legs…and as annoying or calculated and contrived she is…they can’t take those away from her, unless of course she’s in a horrible accident or something…

Either way – here’s to boyfriend rumors…

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2014

23

Dec

Miley Cyrus Christmas Party Erotica of the Day

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I posted this Miley Video of her celebrating Christmas, probably on MDMA and Blow, as these kids do these days, and really as people did when I was 20, if you were in the right circles, it’s not like getting fucked up is a new thing, especially when you’re rich as fuck and have the pressure of all these assholes around you to perform and deliver…I mean I know people who have been having drug overdoses since the 70s, from wanting to have a good time to fill the sad times in their soul…

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:50pm PST

All this to say, this isn’t a new thing, but that’s expected, nothing Miley does is new, but the nipple pasties and wig, that make her look like a weird little gay boy, are still entertaining enough to stare at – when you realize she could just move somewhere tropical and never be bothered again….but instead…she dances like a dancing monkey with a “look at me, I’m Miley”…level of annoying…do what we can be sure is totally not authentic, or from her creative soul as an artist, because Disney turned her corporate at 12, but that is still obscure enough to #wtf….right….

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2014

23

Dec

Elsa Hosk Nude Modeling for Chadwick Tyler of the Day

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Her name is Elsa Hosk, I have probably already posted these pictures by CHADWICK TYLER …that I am going to assume are from his archive of pictures, because she looks younger and more importantly, because she looks naked for someone who isn’t a massive fashion magazine, but rather a good photographer, who is helping build her portfolio, that takes her Swedish ass from NYC starving model, to NYC Victoria’s Secret contract model, still starving, because that’s what modeling is about, but able to afford to get fucking fat, if she so chooses..and as someone who has been all about Elsa Hosk since she first hit the scene..I am into revisiting, or even seeing these for the first time, because naked Elsa is what Elsa is all about….that corporate shit just steered her off course.

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2014

23

Dec

Chloe Worthington Has the Best Upskirt Ever of the Day

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I am guess that Chloe Worthington is some bootleg model…who is just trying to get out there as an official model…but maybe she is an official model and I am just not ontop of all the girls involved because they are all interchangeable…which is essentially the whole fucking point of models…

That said, she’s mastered the art of shamelessness and giving the pussy spilling out of panty upskirt…which as of late is my favorite kind of upskirt…

And for that I think you should all celebrate her by following her on instagram….don’t let this upskirt go to waste, encourage her to do more stunts of attention…I mean with this one being this good…it’s just bound to get better….when she breaks 10,000 followers…newb.

FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM TO ENCOURAGE MORE PUBLICITY STUNT SMUT

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2014

23

Dec

Alice Goodwin is the Glamour Model of the Day

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Every once in a while, you should take a few minutes to take in really low budget nude photos of low budget women with high priced nightly rates – who offer the girl friend experience or even the wife experience as long as you’re rich – it’s really the only reason they are getting naked in magazines, or really why they got the tits, or at least how they would rather use the tits than for what they originally got them for…lap dances or for tips as a cocktail waitress before some photographer said “hey we could get you in magazines, we don’t pay, but soccer players will love you and this is the UK and that’s guaranteed 20,000 dollar a month child support the next 18 years”….to which they said…”do you have ice for my nipples, I only like tit pics when my nipples are hard”…

This is cleary a shoot for some shitty magazine, that’s on some bootleg inspirational poster from the 80s quality, and I’m posting it anyway – because I am in Canada and we share a queen.

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2014

23

Dec

Daisy Lowe Xmas Erotica of the Day

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Daisy Lowe is awesome because her dad is a negligent tranny fucker who married Gwen Stefani and who denied being her dad in her formative years….that I guess a paternity test sorted out…getting her on the BUSH tranny loving child support to make up for lost time that allowed her to focus on her rich entitled daddy girl passion of showing her tits in magazines – because magazines liked her scandal, her family dynamic, and I liked her tits….

Here she is doing a UK Christmas, that looks more like a Christmas Party walk of shame, something I saw a lot of last week, and the whole thing, when you ignore how many cocks she’s had in coke filled nights to fill her void, and her haggard face…was pretty sexy..but I may be saying that because I love Christmas, it’s the most wonderful time of the year.

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2014

23

Dec

Kelly Brook’s Slutty Christmas Party of the Day

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I met a couple of UK Rugby players a few months ago and they went off on all the Glamour models, and how they are just hookers looking for a rich athlete to get them pregnant to give them the good life, and I guess the same can be said for every single girl, only not all of them have tits big enough, or as obvious because they aren’t broadcasting them in shitty magazines for attention….

They went onto tell me that Kelly Brook is the worst of the bunch, and that she acts like she’s a big hollywood star because she’s done one shitty movie, and that she really believes in her lie…not to mention that she carries her weight well, dresses properly for it, because they’ve seen her naked, and I mean so have you in her “leaked for attention nudes because she’s a titty model”….and she’s a fucking pile of slop…but a pile of slop who does it well and by it I mean Christmas parties…I mean look at this push up bra…subtle hustle chubbo….