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2014

22

Dec

Katie Cassidy in a Bikini of the DAy

Katie Cassidy is David Cassidy’s daughter…which makes me think of this – everytime I look at her…

That said, she’s been able to go out there on her own, and face the world of entertainment, and land herself a TV show that I’ve never seen, but that looks like low budget, made in Canada smut, up on some Xenia Warrior princess shit…because you can’t blame nepotism when the person you are saying hooked her up is a 70s TV star no one gives a fuck about…I mean I don’t even know if he still works in entertainment, he’s probably a fisherman or waiter somewhere…

That said, she’s in a bikini…in Miami…and people seem to care…even though you’re supposed to be in a bikini in Miami…thanks to it not being Aspen or wherever else rich people go for Christmas…

TO SEE HER IN A BLACK BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER IN ANOTHER BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER IN A CAMMO BIKINI CLICK HERE

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2014

22

Dec

Catherine McNeil for Vogue Russia of the Day

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Catherine McNeil is some Australian model, who was rumored to be fucking a female VJ for Australia MTV, not that it matters, because no one cares about Australia or MTV Australia, it is one of those “If a tree falls in the woods” situations…that is a good enough local scandal to get the media talking about her so that she can go off and do big things like showing her tits in VOGUE RUSSIA….not that we should care about her personal life, or really anything about her, we should just care about her model tits being in fashion magazines, reminding us that fashion porn is a real thing, if you are still capable of jerking off to tits, which I doubt you are, since porn ruined you and your masturbation and brought you, and apparently everyone on TINDER to a very very dark place sexually….

That said, pics shot by Txema Yeste

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2014

22

Dec

Constance Jablonski on Set Panty Flash of the Day

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Constance Jablonski is a model…and in being a model…she is sent to sets where she is paid 10,000 to 100,000 dollars…or more to pose like some kind of object for a brand who can afford her – which in a lot of ways is the foundation and basis of prostitution….meaning her morals and her values are in the right place….and in being a model…she is paid to wear clothes or to sometimes not wear clothes…or to half wear clothes…like some kind of object for the brand that is paying her…and it makes walking around on set naked, or in panties, flashing them to the world…like they don’t matter because they don’t…I mean if she was actually good at her job, or really open to do anything for the client, and sacrifice herself for content, this would be an asshole flash…and it’s not.

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2014

22

Dec

Ashley Benson’s Skinny Legs of the Day

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Ashley Benson is some willing to get naked, at least when suntanning, or in Hollywood movies, to break free from being the typecast teen starlet from some teen show that I’ve never seen but that is apparently pretty important because millions of people watch it….and I am all for that behavior…

I used to hate on her for being fat, I just couldn’t get why someone who was making money being on TV, who wanted to be the sex object, was still late night eating and not working with trainers…it’s like get fit girl…that’s what you need to do to be hot…Hollywood is a vain place and we have expectations…

Well it looks like she took my cyber bullying to heart, because you know she reads this site #googlealerts herself when I post her….and with all successful bullying comes results…whether suicide because they are too weak or well…weightloss…it’s still results…I like results.

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2014

22

Dec

Bridget Malcolm Spread Legged in Elle of the Day

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Bridget Malcolm is some Australian model who I want to marry, and by marry I mean have anal sex with, because Anal sex requires a certain of commitment, unless you’re a french girl, greek girl or a hooker, in which case it just my cost a premium, and sometimes that premium is money, other times, it’s dealing with shit on your dick…all this to say I like Bridget Malcolm …

I also like that for years the magazines refused to ever post any spread leg pics, they felt it was obscene, even when girls were wearing clothes, in what I assume was an era before the mini-skirt, but that I know is still formality at Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret, that’s why they are dated, and fucking suck…

It’s the internet era, where spread vag can be a fashion statement…it’s really only porn when it’s fisting…the population as a whole…desensitized..

That said…Elle…seems to be stepping it up and stomping the yard, because I see Bridget Malcolm’s vag in panties…and that’s pretty hardcore…for Elle…

The future is now….Bridget Malcolm…who you’ve never heard of…is our leader…

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2014

22

Dec

Karlie Kloss Dancing for Taylor Swift in Vogue of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is rumored to be Taylor Swift’s real life, small breasted, barbie doll…you know the kind of girl that Taylor Swift pays to live in her house, so that she can play with her at any given time, as Models don’t work all that much, and are available to entertain the needs of a young billionaire, who gets everything she wants, because she’s the single hottest thing in the entertainment industry now…and here she is dancing for Vogue, but I think everything she does is for Taylor Swift..because that’s what being owned, bought, paid for is all about…that and scissoring…obvs.

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2014

22

Dec

Denise Schaefer By Jeffrey Chan of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Denise Schaefer but she sounds like chanukah 2014…if you know what I mean..but luckily I am not a nazi or an anti-semite and love all girls equally…in fact I historically love all Jewish girls because they have a good sense of humor, tits, and they suck dick as long as you’re not married to them…that said I guess Schaefer could also be German…and on the Nazi side of the coin…leaving us so torn while looking at these pics by Jeffrey Chan , a Canadian photographer, living the dream…because he gets to take pics of girls like Denise Schaefer …who are coincidentally girls I want to have sit on my face and smother me until I die my own Gas Chamber asphyxia….right? or is that just weird to say?

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2014

22

Dec

Jessica Lowndes “Woke Up Like This” of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is some bottom feeding, aspiring actor and/or singer, you know how these girls are…it’s like “Make me the next Selena Gomez” or some shit…even when they don’t have the talent, and come out with shit like this:

Like they are on Glee, but in reality they were just on 90210 the next Generation, which I am sure everyone, including the garbage on the show, like AnnaLynn McCord can agree was a fucking fail, even though it’s all they will ever accomplish…but they keep trying…because what else are they supposed to do…crawl back to Canada with her tail between her legs? Like she didn’t make it, when she was cunt to everyone the day she got her US Work visa….

I’m not complaining, because trying to make it…invovles bed selfies she takes after getting her hair and make-up done…ya know…

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2014

22

Dec

Arianny Celeste in a Music Video of the Day

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Arianny Celeste is the token, plastic surgery ridden, yet very famous thanks to being in the right industry at the right time, which I can only assume was a Vegas stripper, when Dana White needed some pussy to make the UFC less homo erotic, because watching naked dudes beat each other gets testosterone up, and without a girl there to channel that testosterone to, they’d have nothing to justify the boner, other than homosexuality…

That said, her audience is pretty loyal, they dig her and all her stripper botox face surgeries, and she’s in some new music video you’ll probably like…because I can only assume I target you white trash, hick UFC fans, I’m low brow like that…

If you don’t like that, maybe you’re more into her social media pics…half naked surrounded by snow….because it’s fucking Christmas assholes…and she’s probably spending it with a rich dude…because #hooker.

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2014

22

Dec

Nicki Minaj Does Ass of the Day

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Nicki Minaj may be the most intolerable music to listen to on the radio. Her personal is a fucking fraud. There is nothing hood or hip hop about her, she was in acting school when she got cast to be Nicki Minaj, and in being Nicki Minaj, she’s even “reinvented” herself to go with where the trends were going, because it’s all about cashing the fuck in, and it is not about artistic integrity, or any of that nonsense, this is pop…but her new angle, that is all about her ass, like she was Kim Kardashian, is as obvious and bottom feeding, and her ass is as authentic as the rest of her, but I am all about staring at it…because big asses are fun to stare at, even when you know the are as fake as the trick they were injected in….after she waist trained her fat self into having the illusion of a body like a Kardashian…the worst…but I’m okay with it.

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