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2015

05

Jan

LeAnn Rimes Does Bikinis of the Day

LeAnn Rimes is interesting, but not really, because none of these girls are interesting, but she’s in a thong bathing suit, which is interesting, but not that interesting, it’s just entertaining to see a 30 something chick in a thong, especially one who was so devoted to the Church, the south, and making good old wholesome music while dressed like some like of Pilgrim or Mormon, before homewrecking, getting fake tits and turning hollywood…and doing this…and I am perfectly fine with the fall of a wholesome girl lie, for her true whore colors to shine through….because true whore colors are more fun.

TO SEE SOME OF HER ASS IN A THONG
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2015

05

Jan

Rihanna Does Bikini Top of the Day

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This was Rihanna’s response to the paparazzi who were shooting her and her friends having some kind of Beach Party from a distance, as paparazzi do….I guess she was trying to put a damper on their business, while allowing her to be the slut she is, because why let them make money off her tits, from afar, when she can just show her tits as a thank you for all the money people have made her, it’s her way of thanking you…without realizing people are more into spread assholes than tits…but tits are ok…

TO SEE SOME OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER AT A BIKINI THAT SHE’S PROTESTING
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2015

05

Jan

Eva Longoria Does Bikinis of the Day

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People love Eva Longoria ….so here she is in a bikini in Miami, even though all I see when I look at this is a Mexican who I think embraces being Mexican to get ahead, but who identifies more with being white, and who probably hires Mexican slave workers to boss around, and probably not in Mexican, even though she can speak it, but in English because she’s worked so hard to be celebrated by the white people she always felt excluded by….thanks to her parents spoiling her…as their first generation….

I mean I think of that…and her ex husband, 7 foot tall black basketball player, that probably impaled her…but she’s not beat up enough to not wear that bikini…so here it is.

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2015

05

Jan

Dakota Johnson Cameltoe Of the Day

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No one cares who Dakota Johnson is, I am going to assume not even her mother, Melanie Griffith, because she’s probably too busy being a broken celebrity daughter who became a celerbity of her own, all narcissistic and fucking everything to fill the void of quitting cocaine to be a mother…assuming that she’s quit cocaine…but definitely filling he her vagina, not just now that she’s old and dried up with Banderas is out of the picture, but before, when Don Johnson and every other man she’s had come in and out of Dakota’s life, preparing her for her role as 50 Shades of grey…..

But I care about her vagina definition in a pair of leggings…not that much, but at least enough to look at it for a while… Come February, she may be a huge deal…for now she’s just huge outter labia…or huge enough for me…

TO SEE THE REST OF HER CAMELTOE
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2015

05

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Elle UK of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of the only models who seems to get it. She gets naked, even after making all kinds of money, she gets in movies to prove that acting requires zero talent and she gets in Elle Magazine UK, in boring catalog looking pictures…because she is relevant in the UK…because she’s from the UK, lives in the UK, and the UK is probably where she ripped her first line of cocaine at a fashion party….and will be the last place she rips a line of cocaine at a fashion party…before dying when her weak from years of starvation heart finally explodes…

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2015

05

Jan

Lea Michele Does Bikinis of the Day

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I think we can all agree that Lea Michele is not cute. She’s also probably not a very good person, seeing how she handled her “fiance’s” drug addiction, and spun the lie that they were together in her favor to get the sympathy of the world, when you know that she didn’t actually give a shit, and if she did, it was based on how it affected her image, because if she gave a shit, homie wouldn’t have been smoking crack in a hotel room in Vancouver…which leads me to a very important point…that I think I need to address…and that point is…why the fuck do I know this shit…

That said, since no one wanted to do a bikini shoot with Lea Michele, Glee is over thus she is Over…and doesn’t matter…and probably never should have mattered due to her man face…

So she did it herself…for social media…and they are hardly as slutty as they should be…

That said….To See All The Paparazzi Bikini Pics of Her…Because the Paparazzi Always Cares
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2015

05

Jan

Jessa Hinton’s Pizza Bikini of the Day

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A video posted by Jessa Hinton (@jessahinton) on Jan 1, 2015 at 4:56pm PST

Jessa Hinton is a Playboy chick, and she has been involved in what is probably the single most viral bikini in the history of bikinis, because every one loves pizza, it is the most viral of foods ever and everyone loves bikinis, it’s the most viral of clothing girls can take pics of themselves wearing…and everyone loves fake titty girls who look like they could have virusees thanks to college party gangbangs, and mean producers who promised them everything…

All this to say, Jessa Hinton….is officially relevant…and all it took was a pizza bikinis…she’s the Emily Ratajkowski of 2015….

All this to say, this is the most important thing to happen all day…far more important than Cameron Diaz’s marriage…or all the has-beens still in bikinis I’ve posted and seen posted around the internet…this is what matters.

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2015

05

Jan

Victoria’s Secret’s Swim Book of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is one of the most played out brands to ever exist, however, they do bikinis and lingerie, and the cast pretty decent babes to model those bikinis and lingerie, even if the babes they cast are garbage people like Behati Prinsloo, who marry people like Adam Levine…and even if their styling is boring, their pictures are safe, and a total misuse of these immigrant women who are begging to be exploited not celebrated….but they are still bikini pictures…on girls who should give everyday girls a complex about not being hot enough, so that they buy their bullshit products to live the fantasy, even if they are a XXL, for their husbands that wish that their wives were these girls…because a complex, where women feel inadequate, usually increases my chances of having sex…and we like when that happens….at least I do.

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2015

05

Jan

W Magazine’s Acting’s Brightest Stars of 2015 of the Day

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I don’t know if this is really that interesting to anyone…since it isn’t interesting to me…I figure I’ll post it anyway…because I’ve decided to create a hell existence filled with exposing myself to shit I don’t like…in efforts to remind me why I hate the world….

So W Magazine partnered up with photographer Tim Walker…and they took a bunch of different covers, because I guess that’s how they sell copies…and it featured who they’ve decided are the hottest stars of 2015…even though they’re all the same motherfuckers as the last 4 ywars…it’s like Hollywood needs some new fucking blood already…

The “stars” are:

Amy Adams, Shailene Woodley, Keira Knightley (posing with Benedict Cumberbatch), Reese Witherspoon, Julianne Moore, Elle and Dakota Fanning, Emily Blunt, Emma Stone and who gives a fuck…

The pics however, are pretty cool…I approve…even if the people in the pics are boring…

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2015

05

Jan

Dylan Penn Is in a Campaign of the Day

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Dylan Penn is Sean Penn’s daughter he had with Robin Wright. She’s a bit of a babe at 23, making a name for herself by leveraging her name, which I guess is what you would do if you weren’t a loser for a long line of losers….and I just think it is too bad that she’s doing these elegant style campaigns that are almost classy…because I need my rich girls to be broken thanks to their narcissistic fathers neglecting them, making them turn to drugs and random cock, hoping to get attention or noticed…while trying to fill the void left in their souls by their dads….

So in a lot of ways…this campaign makes me sad…it represents all that went right in her life…that I would have rather went wrong…because I am a an asshole…

But the good news is that she’s still an aspiring model, and aspiring models are all whores…and we like whores….at least I do…even when they are too high end for me…I still know what they are about and that’s usually enough to make me happy….

Ermanno Scervino S/S 2015 AD Campaign from ERMANNO SCERVINO on Vimeo.

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