2014
02
Dec
Here’s Cara Delevingne’s bi-sexual, it girl, recent Hollywood actress who is now in some Comic book movie as some major Comic Villain, alongside Will Smith and Margot Robbie….because she’s played the fucking world…pretty fucking good…showing her panties…because at this stage in giving up her privacy to get this far…because being a rich socialite girl isn’t enough…taking over the industry is the only thing that fills her emptiness…
Posted in:Cara Delevingne
2014
02
Dec
I know, and have had sex with girls who are in their 20s, who don’t have 30 kids with various men, one of which who had a massive penis you know was the size of a Baby’s arm that he ravaged her with in some German Dominatrix style sex acts, as German’s do…who are not nearly as tight assed as Heidi Klum is at what I assume is 40 or 50…which might as well be 100…
So I’ll let you stare at this old weathered ass…while thinking of the last ass you fucked….just to remind you that you suck at life…and I guess Heidi Klum, unlike Madonna (see earlier post I am too lazy to link)…has weathered the fucking storm…and is still kind of amazing…
This is the kind of freak I assume is a product of genetic modification I like…
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Posted in:Heidi Klum
2014
02
Dec
I don’t believe that Miley Cyrus is actually a freak, she’s most likely just a confused rich girl because she was raised in a fucking bubble, getting everything she wanted, making stupid money and having stupid fame, only to relate to the outside world through her computer, turning her into this outrageous, anti-Disney thing that she’s become…
But I do believe in her posting pics of her brushing the dirt out of her mouth…in her panties…
She may not be the future, but her fans are the future and that’s perfectly terrifying…but equally amazing.
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
02
Dec
Edita Vilkeviciute is what I like to call a titty model, even though all models are technically titty models nowadays, you know since tit for fashion has become the norm, something we embrace, and where titty models are a thing of a past…you know in an era there was Fashion Models, Titty Models, Pornstars….
Now the low level name or what I like to call the derogatory term for low grade attention seeking models who make no money – and who are too short and too dumpy to get a real modelling jobs…but who get naked…you know the girls we would call titty models in the past…is Instagram Model.
Edita Vilkeviciute is not an instagram model…she’s straight from Lithuania and she’s avoided being sold off in the sex trade – and is instead doing this amazingness….and I am all about it…
Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute
2014
02
Dec
Francesca Eastwood is Clint Eastwood’s daughter and I am trying to look up her shorts…trying to see vagina…like it was in front of me…even though it is just pics…not because I am a Clint Eastwood fan, even though he makes decent movies, but because she’s wearing those shorts, and I am pathetic…
I mean I am all for celebrity kids, with their spoiled weird upbringing thanks the egotistical parents in Hollywood, making them a breed of human of their own…but I am really all for short shorts I can see some vagina slip in from the right angle….right…
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Posted in:Francesca Eastwood
2014
02
Dec
Josephine Skriver is a bikini model from Denmark. She is the product of a gay dad, knocking up a lesbian mother and living around that community her entire life, which doesn’t really mean anything other than that she probably had a good upbringing because no gay guy I know would ever knock up a lesbian, under any circumstances, especially not the vaginal way, which means they probably really wanted her, unlike straight people who have kids because they accidentally get carried away one of the 3 times they fuck a day and cum inside…or maybe, just maybe, she skipped the pill as a trap…either way…gay sperm only gets in lesbian uterus when their Josephine is seriously wanted…
That said, she’s amazing, and in Interview showing hot body and I may or may not be in love with her…despite her un-christian upbringing…
Posted in:Josephine Skriver
2014
02
Dec
Today is the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. I don’t think it is airing on TV live, that would actually make them interesting, you know because we’d know there would be potential for nipple and vagina slips, instead of the edited smut they put together to sell product and get Victoria’s Secret in the mind of the nation thanks to national broadcasting…
I don’t really like celebrating evil corporations – and their total misuse of immigrant models who are willing to do anything for the opportunity, but that they just use the same catalog way time after time…
But I do like whatever they are doing with Stella Maxwell, their new hipster model star, for their new division, that seems to be a little more competitive…finally getting with the fucking times of topless panty shoots…that girls are doing on Instagram for no reason already…and it’s good…
If that’s not enough Victoria’s Secret fashion show coverage for now….they haven’t released the pics…Here’s Candice Swanepoel in Jeans…
TO see all the models in jeans at the store opening to celebrate the Infomerical happening tonight – CLICK HERE
Posted in:Victoria's Secret
2014
02
Dec
These Madonna nude pics for Interview magazine came out yesterday and I was a little slow on the draw, not because I didn’t see them, or didn’t think they deserved being mocked for the sheer fact that she’s 100 fucking years old…I mean literally 100 fucking years old…and she looks it…in some weathered, Courtney Love on a binge kind of way….all leathery, scary and weird…but I was too busy masturbating to them…because for some weird reason, a reason called Madonna…I find them pretty fucking hot…maybe it is up on the whole “I’ve seen too many hot girls in my life, throw some used up shit at me, it’s better than falling into the Tranny porn movement”…or maybe it is the Tranny porn movement, considering she stopped getting her period over a decade ago…and may or may not have more testosterone than me, which isn’t saying much….but I am all about this….it’s probably just my love for never being too old to try to be hot, sexy and young…even when you clearly are…and the worst thing in all this…is I’d totally let her smother me with her well travelled, callused labia…but I am a sick man.
Posted in:Madonna
2014
02
Dec
Taylor Swift may be the fucking worst, at least based on knowing the lyrics to her song without actively listening to her songs alone…but she’s also this girl who is so well marketed, that she can do no wrong, even when she has 12 boyfriends a month, we can assume she has sex with, before going lesbians and collecting Victoria’s Secret models by letting them move in with her, who comply because gold digging doesn’t just work on rich old men…just ask Ellen…
That said, in the past year of being “friends” with a Victoria’s Secret model, I guess she’s realized she’s achieved so much based on her bank account alone, that another hit album is fine, but easy, she just pulled it off again a week ago, but the one thing she hasn’t even been is an official model…she’s tall enough, has the legs…in fact has amazing legs that redeem all the weird awkwardness about her…but like every girl…what she really wants is to just be a Victoria’s Secret model, which is probably why she’ll be in Lingerie tonight for their infomerical filming while she sings her love songs to the girls she either fucks, or wants to fuck…but that we’ll never know about…because they have to work a PR spin on it…either way…legs…good…
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Posted in:Taylor Swift
2014
02
Dec
Here is a picture that Lindsay Lohan posted to instagram, that we can all assume is a statement she is making to her fans…that every once in a while you just need to spread your legs, whether it is for money, for work, for fun, or to fill the void in your soul that comes from your parents selling you off at a young age, robbing you of your youth for their personal goals and dreams, pretty much turning you into an attention craving, empty girl that needs filling…like a donut with no jelly-fill…or a taco without meat…but instead a taco with meat that is probably rancid, so we have to thank her for wearing pants…even though I’d rather she wasn’t…
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
