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2014

24

Nov

Emily Wickersham’s in Esquire of the Day

I don’t know who this trick Emily Wickersham is…I just know she’s in her underwear for Esquire, because I guess Esquire is a porno magazine, that disguises itself as a men’s magazine, because porno magazines don’t make money, but men’s magazines do, thanks to being able to advertising cars, and booze, and all the good stuff that may watch porn all day in the office, and at home, when not fucking the secretary….but that don’t ever put their ads on porn, because that would be honest…and we live in a world of fucking lies…

That said, Emily Wickersham, she’s ok…even though I’ve never heard of her…which is probably why I think she’s ok, considering I hate these people the more I find out about them, so for now…she’s pure…in her panties…for a magazine….so naughty…

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2014

24

Nov

Jessica Alba Working Out of the Day

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A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Nov 11, 2014 at 7:44am PST

This is what mom Jessica Alba looks like when she’s working out for instagram, something girls like to do on instagram, when they are not posting pics of silly photoshoots they’ve set up strictly for their instagram, because instagram modeling is real…especially when you have the billion dollar HONEST brand to promote, because it is going to make you over 400,000,000 dollars when you’re done with it – in the next few months…making her already hot, especially for a mom of 2 body, even hotter if you think you have any possible way of breaking up her already broken marriage, that she’ll never let die because it’s a very integral part of her marketing campaign behind her billion dollar company, it’s probably part of the contract the investors lined up for her when she signed onto this cash grab, and for 400,000,000 dollars, you’d probably lie to the world too..I mean hell, I lie to everyone for free….

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2014

24

Nov

Carmen Electra Goes Full Tranny of the Day

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Carmen Electra is old as fuck, and the problem with old as fuck girls with a lot of plastic surgery, who still go out and party like they are fabulous, even though they aren’t, but they have no kids, despite their biological clocks ticking, because they didn’t want that to get in the way of money making…is that they end up looking like trannies…especially when they are all in costume and busting out of their shirts…their botox faces sculpted into a semi smile….but you’d all still fuck her…because she’s Carmen Electra and she was in Baywatch for a season in Y2K…so she matters…at least she thinks she does and that’s good enough…

I just wonder how long she’ll keep up the fun for…..into her 60s or 70s? I mean no one ever wants to be that person doing shots in the VIP room…but sometimes I guess you have to be when it’s all people care to pay you for.

This is what low level looks like.

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2014

24

Nov

Alyssa Arce Naked for James Banasiak of the Day

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Alyssa Arce is some busty Playboy chick, who I guess is just a Playboy chick and supposed to be naked, but I guess is redefining that Playboy stereotype by working with fashion photographers who are into working with girls who are willing to get naked, rather than the skinny models, who are willing to get naked, because it’s the 2010s and every motherfucker gets naked…

All this to say, these naked pics are recent, they aren’t exciting, they don’t involve fisting, but she’s got big tits, that may be real, and we all like big tits…because we were raised that way…

I’m more into her pubic hair.

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2014

24

Nov

Cara Delevingne and Pharrell Romance for Chanel of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is some overrated It-Girl that reminds real models that modeling is dead. She’s up on the Kim Kardashian in Vogue for sales kick of “people like her, she must be important, she must sell product, we must use her”…even though she’s an ugly troll, who doesn’t deserve any of the attention she’s getting, you know making her rich girl ass money to buy her own heroin, all while being some retard looking monster who celebrities like to hang out with, because celebrities are vapid idiots who have no idea what’s actually up, and meeting someone semi interesting is so out of their realm that they buy into it…

Well she’s in some video with Pharrell for Chanel, and I figured I’d post it, because she’s dressed all french renaissance, which if you’re into history, you’ll probably love…you know an era where everyone smelled like shit because there was no running water, where people were dying of the black plague, and where you married 14 year olds, de-virginized them, and died of syphilis by 25…fun.

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2014

24

Nov

Katy Perry’s Bikini Twerk of the Day

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Katy Perry was on a boat, in a bikini, showing off her big tits that helped distract people from the dumpy cankles, while she was getting silly level of famous…and now she’s figured out her angle, to make herself look long, lean and even sexy, as much I hate saying that….

I’ve spent so many years hating on her music that pollutes my life, even though I’ve never actively listened to it, or even liked any of her songs, yet I know all the lyrics to her songs…thanks media for raping my brain…so it’s hard for me to accept her hipster turned superstar lottery win as something she deserves or worked hard for….but I will accept the tits…because you’d be crazy not to…

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2014

24

Nov

Selena Gomez No Bra of the Day

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Everyone is so concerned about whether Selena Gomez got breast implants or not…because I guess people don’t have anything interesting to really do with their time, but obsess over whether some celebrity who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of anything, it’s not like she’s ever done anything riveting, substantial or even interesting, has fake tits….

I mean a good set of fake tits are 8,000 dollars. I know strippers who can afford 8,000 dollars for tits….even prostitutes. It’s not like some exclusive fucking club…

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Sure, as a fake tit hater, even though I’ve had good fake tits, I just find them silly, and prefer real tits, I don’t see much point in the fake tits, but if you’re in the public eye, and if you’re an inspiration to young girls everywhere, you might as well get fake tits, to give them more to be insecure about….

Now whether her tits are real or not, because most models and actors have fake tits, Selena Gomez doesn’t have a bra on, and that’s perfectly fine by me…but really I don’t care either way….I mean it’s Selena Gomez…Beiber’s girlfriend…who fucking cares…what’s going on with her tits. Oh right, you do.

Eeeeekkkk #AMAs

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2014

24

Nov

Miley Cyrus Art Continues for her Birthday of the Day

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Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) taraf?ndan payla??lan bir foto?raf (Kas 11, 2014 at 4:31Ös PST)

Apparently, it was Miley Cyrus’ birthday, so she took her deep redneck voice to instagram, where she showcased her “art”….featuring what I assume is a baby picture of her, photoshopped on a dick cake, because that’s just shocking enough to be considered legit in your weirdness, when no one really believes anything she does is authentic, she’s a robot created by the media to make money, but at least she’s a robot created by the media being strange, racy, quirky, and not all Christian, because that Christian lie, is way fucking worse than the “I’m a crazy drugged out weirdo, look at how weird I get” lie…

Of course ????????

Una foto publicada por Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) el Nov 11, 2014 at 5:50 PST

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Uma foto publicada por Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) em Nov 11, 2014 at 12:56 PST

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2014

24

Nov

The American Music Awards Happened of the Day

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The American Music Awards are a pile of shit and I refuse to watch them. If you’re wondering how I know they are a pile of shit, it is because they actually invited me to attend as press one year, and no one, not even porn events, invite me anywhere, making me pretty convinced they are hurting, desperate and pretty fucking weak. I just assumed Dick Clark Productions, pre-Dick Clark dying off and turning into Ryan Seacrest set a huge long contract with ABC, so the show must go on – or some shit – as a tribute to a better time, when TV was only 3 channels…

That said, I didn’t live blog the shit, live tweet the shit, or even watch the shit. I did hear in passing that the above performance of a stripper and JLo was much anticipated, or marketed as being potentially scandalous, as booking strippers on your show would do, because the world is internet porn crazed…and they needed any hook they could get to get people to watch the shit…and I can assure you, without watching, that it was shit..

I guess it’s just nice to see the mainstream becoming more like my drug and booze filled pervert life…

Here’s the highlight reel…Even though none of this matters….with Selena, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Charli XCX – etc.