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2014

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Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Has Tits of the Day

Wanna know what I find so fucking fun. I mean like the most fun ever.

Starring at a picture of a model at an event…fully clothed…showing off some cleavage…because she has spent the last decade and a half modeling half naked…in lingerie…and bikinis…because she was part of the most hyped underwear cartel of our generation’s marketing team….before having a bunch of kids…not quite ruining her body, but probably ruining her vagina….

Because my life is pathetic. I mean seriously…if I was actually into Alessandra Ambrosio…I’d probably go through her backlog of content…and not bother with her Brazilian ass doing shitty press…because cleavage…isn’t spread asshole…and I am about the spread assholes…not to mention – she’s old.

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2014

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Nov

Miley Cyrus’ Instagram is Jokes of the Day

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Uma foto publicada por Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) em Nov 11, 2014 at 8:14 PST

I think Miley Cyrus is pretty great. She’s just some spoiled rich kid, raised by a truck stop hooker, who may have been a cocktail waitress and a dad famous for having one of the trashiest all american songs in the history of shitty one hit wonder music…you know the kind of simple people, with no real morals or values, because my theory is that if you aren’t born rich, you’re garbage…..especially when you become rich and create a Miley you can sell to producers to make more rich…

Basically, what I am getting at, is that Miley has the opportunity to do whatever she wants, to perform however she wants, yet she chooses to be some crackhead, half naked, white girl into weirdo hip hop…and she owns it…

Her instagram…is just fucking next level strange…and kids everywhere are getting into this…and I can’t imagine it being a bad thing, it’s just the future…

Here are some selects of her “art work”…she’s crazy.

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Nov 11, 2014 at 10:21pm PST

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2014

21

Nov

Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Roberto Cavalli of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is apparently naked for Roberto Cavalli…which is silly, because I am looking at the pictures and I don’t see anything naked, I feel so lied to by the fashion industry…it’s like that time I almost got tricked to buy a pair of jeans for 100 dollars, even though I knew that it cost them 6 dollars in a sweatshop to make….or even like that time I was invited to some Fashion party in New York, where a bunch of snobby people dressed like clowns acted too cool to even acknowledge anyone they didn’t know…because…fashion…so basically a load of fucking shit…

But luckily, we don’t need fashion nudity when it comes to EDITA…she does BEACH NUDITY HERSELF …and it’s far hotter to look at…

But here’s Cavalli’s newest campaign…because they aren’t paying me to promote it…and I like being charitable, even though I am the one who needs charity.

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2014

21

Nov

Kendall Jenner Says Fuck You of the Day

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A photo posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Nov 11, 2014 at 12:37am PST

If you were wondering what Kendall Jenner was up to…and I know you were – becasue at least one of you – or statistically millions of you care about the Kardashians and all their various forms and versions – from the big monster one to the recently turned 18 year old one that will end up in Victoria’s Secret because the family apparently pushes product…

She says Fuck You…with her hands…the same hands you probably want deep inside you….because prostate massage..

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2014

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Nov

At Home with Barbara Palvin of the Day

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I am not really a fan of Barbara Palvin, she doesn’t really do anything for me, I just assume she’s a big, awkward monster of a girl in person, and these pictures are just from her good angle, knowing that 1000 shots are taken each shoot, including this one, and there’s bound to be at least 10 pics they can use…for whatever it is…especially when she’s barely in these pics, totally clothed, and not being erotic at all…but she is in bed, which may make the voyeur in you want to jerk off on her while she’s sleeping…because that’s what you do…weirdo..I don’t even know if this is her home…we’ll just pretend…

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2014

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Nov

Dianna Agron Weird Tits of the Day

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Dianna Agron is from Glee, I am sure she’s done other things, because when you’re on Glee, you generally have a fan base and are marketable to casting directors who book you for other shit…but I am sure that doesn’t mean she’s got any talent, because talent is just a scam people pretend they have, and tell you they have, so that you believe they have it, thus making them and their team a lot of money…meanwhile the real talent is probably working in construction, or busking on the street, because they are tormented souls, while the ones in hollywood are just the commercialized ones, who are good enough, because they won’t throw their feces at you in a moment of genius….

But she does wear figure skating cleavage dresses…that may or may not show nipple…so talent or not…she matters…

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2014

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Nov

Rhian Sugden Glamour Model Tits of the Day

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Rhian Sugden is what I would call a low grade Glamour model, but I think the definition of Glamour model, is low grade…

That’s not to say they are shitty people, or that they have garbage morals or values, or that they are just exhibitionist trash, who would have otherwise been escorts or strippers, when by my standards they are just escorts and strippers, you know porn chicks who may not fuck on camera or in their Lad mags, but who do these lad mags to get higher paid “boyfriends’…it’s a a hustle that allows their big breasts, that would otherwise be attached cocktail waitresses to shine…there’s no way doing this pays that well…it’s more just PR for other sideline work, unless you’re Jordan Katie Price…but her testicles gave her business sense…that made this world work for her…while these other girls…like Rhian…are just doing it because it’s better than lap dances…

All this to say…Glamour models have great tits, and show their tits, so who cares.

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2014

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Nov

Aubrey O’Day is Still Trying of the DAy

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Aubrey O’Day may not be as fat as she was at her peak of being fat…she may even be fit now that she’s back into white dudes, since that whole being a hood bitch for hood rich dude…I mean other than Diddy, didn’t really work out for her, even though i pretty much did, considering she’s still in the band he created, she’s still got a fat ass, and she’s still posting half naked shit…in attempts to reclaim what you know she thinks is rightfully hers, and that is a combo of Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea’s audience…because she was up in that first…probably even thinks she paved the way for them…it is pretty much the story of all failures who never quite were. But she did do celebrity apprentice, that must count for something…it’s probably not what she bought her fake tits for…but they definitely came in handy for…

Who cares, I guess I do, because I am posting pics from her instagram…

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2014

21

Nov

Bambi Northwood-Blyth for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

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Bambi Northwood-Blyth is some Australian hipster it girl model, who was dating or is married to one of the big Australian brand owners, making her extra cool in the world of fashion….so cool that she blocked me on social media – because I guess I called her out for sleeping her way to the top, you know always hard to book campaigns when you are fucking the company owner, not that I know anything about Bambi Northwood-Blyth, other than that she’s showing her nipples in Harper’s Bazaar Australia…

She’s SHOWN HER TITS BEFORE …which is what you have to do when you’re not all that hot – but still want to get booked for modeling jobs…

It’s like be cool, be naked, the rest will fall into place.

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2014

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Nov

Bar Refaeli Fitness of the Day

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I know it isn’t Throwback Thursday, but it is Flashback friday, and what better way to remember the past, than to put up a picture of a star model of the past, that at one point in time was at the top of her game, and who has since pretty much packed up and moved back to Israel to do whatever it is she does…like post pics of her abs engaged mid crunch, you know to let you know she’s still alive and kicking, even though no one cares, since the world is filled with hot girls, many of whom have also had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, leaving this one old news..but not quite forgotten…right…

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