So this is a funny, horrible, amazing, and true story…
I am sitting next to Anastasia Ashley right now, so I know the situation first hand…I’ve been listening to it all day…and she’s almost as pissed off as the hooker who was getting beat up in the hotel hallway this morning…
She did a photoshoot/video shoot for a really hot underwear company called Cheeki Brand where she was topless to show off the product…and where she was in all kinds of compromising positions while crawling around topless to get the shots…and the video guy figured instead of putting that nude footage of her in a vault, he’d leave it in his van with all his equipment, park it in South Beach and fingers crossed, hope a crackhead doesn’t break into the car and steal everything because it’s the busiest fucking weekend in Miami…dude should have just sat on the beach and given it away…
All this to say a crackhead is running around with tons of scandalous footage of her – and she is offering a reward to anyone who finds the cards…
The funny thing in all this is how bullshit and staged it seems…I am the first to call out weak publicity stunt….but I’m here seeing it first hand…
So if you’re in Miami, and you’re a girl, let’s have sex.
If you’re in Miami and in the stolen goods market, send over that footage to her so I can go back to staring at her ass when she talks…instead of listening to this….
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