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2014

24

Nov

Carmen Electra Goes Full Tranny of the Day

Carmen Electra is old as fuck, and the problem with old as fuck girls with a lot of plastic surgery, who still go out and party like they are fabulous, even though they aren’t, but they have no kids, despite their biological clocks ticking, because they didn’t want that to get in the way of money making…is that they end up looking like trannies…especially when they are all in costume and busting out of their shirts…their botox faces sculpted into a semi smile….but you’d all still fuck her…because she’s Carmen Electra and she was in Baywatch for a season in Y2K…so she matters…at least she thinks she does and that’s good enough…

I just wonder how long she’ll keep up the fun for…..into her 60s or 70s? I mean no one ever wants to be that person doing shots in the VIP room…but sometimes I guess you have to be when it’s all people care to pay you for.

This is what low level looks like.

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Posted in:Carmen Electra

2014

24

Nov

Alyssa Arce Naked for James Banasiak of the Day

Alyssa Arce is some busty Playboy chick, who I guess is just a Playboy chick and supposed to be naked, but I guess is redefining that Playboy stereotype by working with fashion photographers who are into working with girls who are willing to get naked, rather than the skinny models, who are willing to get naked, because it’s the 2010s and every motherfucker gets naked…

All this to say, these naked pics are recent, they aren’t exciting, they don’t involve fisting, but she’s got big tits, that may be real, and we all like big tits…because we were raised that way…

I’m more into her pubic hair.

Posted in:Alyssa Arce

2014

24

Nov

Cara Delevingne and Pharrell Romance for Chanel of the Day

Cara Delevingne is some overrated It-Girl that reminds real models that modeling is dead. She’s up on the Kim Kardashian in Vogue for sales kick of “people like her, she must be important, she must sell product, we must use her”…even though she’s an ugly troll, who doesn’t deserve any of the attention she’s getting, you know making her rich girl ass money to buy her own heroin, all while being some retard looking monster who celebrities like to hang out with, because celebrities are vapid idiots who have no idea what’s actually up, and meeting someone semi interesting is so out of their realm that they buy into it…

Well she’s in some video with Pharrell for Chanel, and I figured I’d post it, because she’s dressed all french renaissance, which if you’re into history, you’ll probably love…you know an era where everyone smelled like shit because there was no running water, where people were dying of the black plague, and where you married 14 year olds, de-virginized them, and died of syphilis by 25…fun.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

24

Nov

Katy Perry’s Bikini Twerk of the Day

Katy Perry was on a boat, in a bikini, showing off her big tits that helped distract people from the dumpy cankles, while she was getting silly level of famous…and now she’s figured out her angle, to make herself look long, lean and even sexy, as much I hate saying that….

I’ve spent so many years hating on her music that pollutes my life, even though I’ve never actively listened to it, or even liked any of her songs, yet I know all the lyrics to her songs…thanks media for raping my brain…so it’s hard for me to accept her hipster turned superstar lottery win as something she deserves or worked hard for….but I will accept the tits…because you’d be crazy not to…

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Posted in:Katy Perry

2014

24

Nov

Selena Gomez No Bra of the Day

Everyone is so concerned about whether Selena Gomez got breast implants or not…because I guess people don’t have anything interesting to really do with their time, but obsess over whether some celebrity who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of anything, it’s not like she’s ever done anything riveting, substantial or even interesting, has fake tits….

I mean a good set of fake tits are 8,000 dollars. I know strippers who can afford 8,000 dollars for tits….even prostitutes. It’s not like some exclusive fucking club…

Sure, as a fake tit hater, even though I’ve had good fake tits, I just find them silly, and prefer real tits, I don’t see much point in the fake tits, but if you’re in the public eye, and if you’re an inspiration to young girls everywhere, you might as well get fake tits, to give them more to be insecure about….

Now whether her tits are real or not, because most models and actors have fake tits, Selena Gomez doesn’t have a bra on, and that’s perfectly fine by me…but really I don’t care either way….I mean it’s Selena Gomez…Beiber’s girlfriend…who fucking cares…what’s going on with her tits. Oh right, you do.

Eeeeekkkk #AMAs

????? ???????????? Selena Gomez (@selenagomez)

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

24

Nov

Miley Cyrus Art Continues for her Birthday of the Day

Apparently, it was Miley Cyrus’ birthday, so she took her deep redneck voice to instagram, where she showcased her “art”….featuring what I assume is a baby picture of her, photoshopped on a dick cake, because that’s just shocking enough to be considered legit in your weirdness, when no one really believes anything she does is authentic, she’s a robot created by the media to make money, but at least she’s a robot created by the media being strange, racy, quirky, and not all Christian, because that Christian lie, is way fucking worse than the “I’m a crazy drugged out weirdo, look at how weird I get” lie…

Of course ????????

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

24

Nov

The American Music Awards Happened of the Day

The American Music Awards are a pile of shit and I refuse to watch them. If you’re wondering how I know they are a pile of shit, it is because they actually invited me to attend as press one year, and no one, not even porn events, invite me anywhere, making me pretty convinced they are hurting, desperate and pretty fucking weak. I just assumed Dick Clark Productions, pre-Dick Clark dying off and turning into Ryan Seacrest set a huge long contract with ABC, so the show must go on – or some shit – as a tribute to a better time, when TV was only 3 channels…

That said, I didn’t live blog the shit, live tweet the shit, or even watch the shit. I did hear in passing that the above performance of a stripper and JLo was much anticipated, or marketed as being potentially scandalous, as booking strippers on your show would do, because the world is internet porn crazed…and they needed any hook they could get to get people to watch the shit…and I can assure you, without watching, that it was shit..

I guess it’s just nice to see the mainstream becoming more like my drug and booze filled pervert life…

Here’s the highlight reel…Even though none of this matters….with Selena, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Charli XCX – etc.

TO SEE ALL THE SLUTS IN ATTENDENCE BEING SLUTS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Events

2014

24

Nov

Topless Girl on the Mechanical Bull and Other Videos of the Day

Piss Drunk Russians

Drunk Guy Falls 8 Floors onto a Car and Walks it Off

Backed Up Sewer of the Day

Angry Man Likes Saying CUNT

Hundreds of Topless Protestors

Man VS Fridge

Another Topless Activist…

Tenderizing the Meat at Lucky River Restaurant in San Fran

Baltimore Junkie on the Bus Fight

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

10 years ago yesterday, I WROTE MY FIRST POST ON DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.BLOGSPOT.COM as a joke….I figured give my trolling a more professional place to live….

10 years, 29,000 posts later…I am still a fucking joke…but a joke that is as of this morning was the top 4,309 sites in the USA. Meaning 4,308 sites are bigger than me…that seems like I a big deal…

I still write 100 percent of the content….I am still not a dot com billionaire…but in a lot of ways, I feel like I am – the fucking internet…

Here are some morning links…to distract from the level of pathetic of having a blog when you’re not a teenage girl…

12 Awkward THanksgiving Photos
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A bunch of big tits of random college girls…you will like
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The American Music Awards are the FUcking Worst…Here are the Sluts Who Attended
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Drunk Brits Fix Bike Rack
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25 Best Horror Movies on Netflix Right Now
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Kirk Cameron on How to Talk to Gay People
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Jennifer Aniston Has Tits…Still…
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The Paparazzi who are Stalking Katy Perry
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Thai Tire AD
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Surprise Tip!
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Stream Iggy Azalea’s Newest album
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Hot Amateur Girls
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The Best Traps of 2014
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Find the Best Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s hard to get excited about the weekend when everyday is the weekend, and you’ve been drunk for god knows how long, even though we all know there is no god….unless I am god…I mean I pretend I am to all my tinder girlfriends who ignore me…and who refuse to meet me because they can’t deal with realizing I am not god…but that may change tonight…because I’ve been throwing out invitations for unshowered ass licking and apparently girls are very into that having their unshowered ass licked…and they don’t seem to really have standards as to who they will let do it…they’ll just have anyone lick their unshowered asses…that works for me…because maybe the e.Coli will put me out of my misery..

I am full of insight…follow me on INSTAGRAM, Facebook , TWITTER ….I am very boring.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Jimmy Kimmel Made Kim Kardashian’s Ass a Snowblower…
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NYPD Slams Fare Beater in Face with Nightstick
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Ferret has a Jump Fail
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Mirror Selfies
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Rose McGowan’s Full Frontal
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Cats Barf To Techno…
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Kim Kardashian is Ready for her Daughter to Pose Naked
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Michael Phelp’s Girl was Born with a Dick
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Slut of the Day
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16 Moments in Bromance History
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Julianne Moore of the Day…
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Taylor Swift VS Basketball
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Minka Kelly Does Fitness
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Nicola Peltz is So Slutty
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The Hottest WWE Divas
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Underboob of the Day
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John Stamos has a Weird Belly Button
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Some Disgusting GIFs
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Daddy Saves Compilation
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Sofia Vergara Hiding Her Old Ass
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Prank it Forward
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Emmy Ratajkowski is Whoring
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Lindsay Lohan is Ready to Act.
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1990s JC Penny Christmas Catalog…
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Father and Daughter Create a Sustainable Condom
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Lea Michele Boring On Set
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Japanese Flip Books
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Beyonce is Bad at Photoshop
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Bai Ling is So Fucking Weird of the Day
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Rolling Glass – Whatever the fuck that means.
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Pictures of People
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50 Sexiest Photoshoots of 2014
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Jennifer Lopez Fat ass in Yoga Pants
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Nicole Trunfio
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Why Do Rivers Curve?
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Jennifer Aniston’s Tits
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Don’t Sell Meth on the Job
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Ray J Makes 90k Every 3 Months
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Britney Spears Leaving…
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Dwight Howard’s Kid Goes to Hooters
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Luci Ford is Perfect
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Amy Jackson Wears a Bikini
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Burn Your Bra
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Jennifer Lawrence Singing
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26 Product Design Fails
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Elisabetta Canalis in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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THROWBACK Chelsea Handler Sex Tape
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Chloe Sevigny’s 2006 Nudes
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Interactive Porn: Adventures of a Gardener
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Carlotta Champagne Strips in the Kitchen
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Busty Girls does Ice Bucket Challenge
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Redneck Trailer Loading Fail
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Christina Milian Has a Nipple
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Interview With my Homie – Porn Star – Carter Cruise
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Topless Rose McGowan
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This is Ridiculous….
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Just a Naked Amateur
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Naked Model I Like
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Mr Ear Maggots
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Naked Greek
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Benchpress Fail
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS