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2014

19

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Casting of the Day

CBS put out this riveting viral video to all the aspiring Victoria’s Secret models, who I am sure there is an abundance of, because every suburban middle of the road asshole thinks that it is the pivotal place to be hired, so that you can officially believe you are beautiful, and that the rest of the world can celebrate that beauty….

It is the “Casting” process of their fashion show, where they test models they find all over the world, but mainly NYC through model agencies, and decide which girls have the fittest bodies, to promote healthy life, while selling panties to fat middle of the road women via their husbands who jerk off to these girls…

I don’t find it all that interesting, I think Victoria’s Secret, their informerical and all the overrated, strategically placed girls are a total scam…

But I do find this new one Rachel Hilbert interesting, because when you scam the world properly, like they have, the talent comes to you….

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2014

19

Nov

Iuliia Danko by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Iuliia Danko is s a model in a world where everyone is a fucking model – thanks to the internet…but I guess she’s tall enough to be an actual model…unlike the hot in picture midgets on instagram pretending to be models – because social media allows people to be anything they want to be – it’s that mask of lies that people don’t bother digging deeper into – because they are too busy scrambling to post their next instagram pic, like it was homework, when you’d think logically, the last thing you’d ever want to do is more fucking work, especially when that work makes other assholes billionaires and leaves you just an asshole begging for fans…

Either way, Iuliia Danko, is not an instagram model, she’s Italian and she is topless while hiding nipples, that tease for ALESSANDRO CASAGRANDE , who I’ve posted before, because I like his photos.

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2014

19

Nov

Brooke Perry for O’Neill of the Day

Her name is Brooke Perry. She’s a Model with some major modelling agency because she’s amazing to look at, at least in these half naked pictures for O’Neill, a surf brand, that I guess decided to say “fuck it, why use a pro surfer, when we can use a chick from Montana to represent us, it’s not like anyone will know the difference, and it’s not like we should put some resources back into the surf world, because bikini models, are what people want to see”…and I’m all for anything that involves girls getting half naked…whether it makes sense on the marketing front for the brand or not…whether Brooke Perry is a surfer or not, wearing surf lifestyle clothes, for a surf brand that is on it’s way out of business, means nothing to me, I just wish she was surfing on my face with her vagina. I’m romantic like that.

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2014

19

Nov

Bregje Heinen Instagram Creep of the Day

Dutch born, Victoria’s Secret model, Bregje Heinen, has an INSTAGRAM

These are a few pics I pulled of that the 21 year old put out there to the world to see her 5 foot 9 model body, that recently did Maxim, which I would assume is pretty low level for a model that has worked with all kinds of designers, but she was in an Adam Levine music video for Maroon 5, and she probably fucked him in the process, as these girls do…so we can assume she has no taste, she’s Dutch, what the fuck does she know about America or cool, I mean it’s all pretty cool to her as she lives the dream….but what is cool to me, is that she’s doing it half naked because half naked is good.

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2014

19

Nov

Lady Gaga is in some Weird Sheer Outfit of the Day

Lady Gaga wore a weirdo sheer outfit that framed her nipple in a way the paparazzi couldn’t miss what she was doing….

I call this her marketing campaign. Her attempt to come across as an obscure artist, when really she’s just an insecure girl who’s insecurity got her to a place where people actually bought into her, all while using some stupid, well thought out, but still stupid act, producing really commercial, even brainwashing pop music, allowing her to feel that level of acceptance, and love her broken down face always wanted….but I would say, with a lack of authenticity, it’s not really that sustainable, I could be wrong, seeing as people are retards and bought into it the first time, but every time I see her now, doing shit like this, I think, she’s reaching hard…hoping to keep relevant…and as long as there are nipples involved I am all for it…because I like nipples…

A photo posted by @ladygaga on

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2014

19

Nov

Lauren Cohan for Women’s Health of the Day

Lauren Cohan is some 32 year old from Walking Dead, a show I don’t watch because Zombies bore me, or at least people fighting off Zombies bore me….I mean sure if there was a Zombie apocalypse that happened during this recent Ebola outbreak, I’d probably care, but when I see it on TV, I just find it silly as fuck, and I just want the Zombies to wipe out humanity, because Humanity is a pretty miserable thing, especially when it is represented by silly actors who are overpaid to pretend they care about anything more than their pay checks and egos.

That said, she’s in Women’s Health, has a good body for 32, but Women’s House, like Shape, hire some real bootleg photographers, and those bootleg photographers, take real garbage pics. This is up on some High School year book shit, I am sure even the biggest Walking Dead fan can’t jerk off to…but that you probably can, because High School Yearbook pics is your thing.

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2014

19

Nov

Fabienne Hagedorn Topless Model for Kesler Tran of the Day

Fabienne Hagedorn is a model that’ I’ve never heard of, but she is actually signed, she actually gets work, so don’t confuse her for some instagram model, because I know, according to instagram studies, 97% of all girls on Instagram are models, they are just waiting for their big campaign, that they assume will come when they hit 100,000 followers, and it probably will, because the world is lazy and companies just run after people they think people care about, even if those people are garbage…

It’s a vain world, where everyone is self obsessed, maybe even disgusting, but as long as stars like Fabienne Hagedorn break through the noise, because she has real fucking talent, and by talent I mean a hot fucking body, I figure who cares, let it happen, we’re all gonna die anyway, and everything is a scam, at least now the scam goes back to the people…even if the people are idiots…

Either way, real model, real tits, trying to get ahead….we like.

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2014

19

Nov

Keke Palmer’s See Through of the Day

I know very little about Keke Palmer, not because I am a racist and black people don’t exist to me, but because I don’t care about anyone or anything, and she’s pretty much marketed to a very different demographic than me…

According to Wikipedia she was Akeelah and the Bee ….a movie I’ve never seen. She’s been in other shit. She has a song…and all it really took for her to get household, at least as far as I’m concerned, is a see through top that showcases her nipple rings like she was Rihanna…

So girls, if you’re a celebrated child actor, trying to get into things that are a little more broad…pierce your nipples and show them off…because people will notice…at least perverts like me…but we count…barely…but we count…

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2014

19

Nov

Janice Dickinson on Bill Cosby of the Day

I don’t care about this Bill Cosby scandal that’s going on. I feel like it happened before and is just a diversion from his pedophilia. You know never trust a man who seduces kids with JELLO, has a show where they sit on his lap about kids saying the Darndest things, before being a huge sitcom success….I mean in the 50s when he went to college to be a teacher…you’d think some alarms would go off….since any grown man drawn to kids…is usually a fucking predator…

That said, Zombie woman and original supermodel according to Janice Dickinson, was reliving the glory days, and figured she might as well cash in and have people talk about her rugged plastic surgery body that is melting off her frail model bones, because she’s come out to attack Cosby from a 1980s encounter where she tried seducing him to get on his show…

This is what she said:

Dickinson said she met Cosby in Lake Tahoe at his urging after he said that he would help her with her singing career. They had met earlier when her agent had introduced them, hoping that she could get a job on “The Cosby Show.”

Dickinson said that after dinner, she and Cosby were in her hotel room and that he gave her some red wine and a pill. She had asked for a pill because she had been suffering stomach pains.

“The next morning I woke up and I wasn’t wearing my pyjamas and I remembered before I passed out I had been sexually assaulted by this man,” she said. She said she remembered Cosby dropping the robe he had been wearing and getting on top of her.

She said she never confronted Cosby about the incident.

“I’m doing this because it’s the right thing to do and this happened to me and this is a true story,”

Sounds legit. So she asked for the pill while drinking and she woke up naked and assaulted…I am not a victim shamer, but seriously, this woman’s had more cock than a Colonial Sanders…and there comes a time when you can’t really take their rape claims seriously….”I swear I said no, he just couldn’t hear me cuz my mouth was full of his balls”…

Either way, rape is bad, but you can’t rape the willing, and I would assume based on her leathery body, that she’d actively encourage rape these days…just because she craves human touch…

Here’s a tribute to her…while she tries to drag your childhood JELLO man through the mud, not because she’s in the KKK, but becuase 40 years is the right amount of time to remember the incident clearly, especially after 40 years of booze and drugs.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson

2014

19

Nov

FEMEN VS CHRISTIANITY WITH BUTT PLAY and Other Videos of the Day

Stupid Saudi of the Day

Reporter VS Skateboard

The WaterMelonMan – No Racist

Croc VS Puppy

The Dutch Guy Not Into Being Arrested

Human Claw Grabber is Some Weird Shit

Worcestershire Sauce Chef

This is What Happens When you Eat Out Paris Hilton

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