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2014

19

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is something magical about drinking whiskey in an Asian restaurant until you can’t see, asking every asian girl in the place if it is full service waitressing, with them pretending they didn’t understand your racist request for a handjob, until doing a demo so they really get what you want, only to refer you next door, to get it….such a practical people.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Evangeline Lilly Monster
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15 White Trash Car Decals
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Girls Who Do Selfies…
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The Rise and Fall of the Guy with the Girl’s Voice
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Honest Little Mermaid Trailer
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Brooklyn Woman Tests Negative for Ebola
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Kat Torres is a Hot Lingerie Model
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Tight Parallel Parking Job
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Chelsea Handler Panty Flash
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Lisa Opie Tight Body in a Bikini
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Ubisoft First Person Adventure Video
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10 Rap Songs About Nothing
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Pole Dancer of the Day
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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2014

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I offered my wife the opportunity to have a polygamous relationship – knowing that no one would fuck her and that thanks to tinder and false promises of fame since this site is massive – some girls are dumb enough to fuck me…..I figured it would make cheating on her less of a bad thing – with her consent, plus I’d be able to do it on my couch instead of having to find places to go…

She wasn’t down…but the good news is, she’s too fat to really enforce much, she always gets out of breath, so tinder girlfriends who think I am 22, get ready.


14 Couples that Will Ruin Romance
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Tan Lines of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Back Hurt for a Week After Her Shoot
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Kim Kardashian Shows You How to Balance a Champagne Glass On Your Ass
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Bella Thorne 16 Tear Old Thong Bikini
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Superheroes in Renaissance Clothing is Pretty Next Level
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Winning Ass of the Day
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Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbian Panty Pic
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Kate Upton is a Big Fucking Girl
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Jennifer Lawrence Does Hunger Games Premieres
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Grocery Shopping in the Arctic is Expensive
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Chris Pratt is the Sexiest Man ALive…
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Charles Manson’s Getting Married
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Mortal Kombat Elevator Prank
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Miss Universe Anna Andres in Lingerie
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3 Model Instagrams
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Tila Tequila Pregnancy Pics to Celebrate her Birth of a Demon Child….
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Angelina Jolie in a Black Dress
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10 Reasons to Be Pumped for Winter
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Wild in the Streets of Los Angeles
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Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson Together
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Kat Torres in Lingerie
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Katy Perry in a Bikini
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Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Care That She Flashed Her Nipples
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Coffee Cups Turned Into Comics
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Watch the Guy in the Middle of this 35 Man Armed Robbery
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Amy Adams is Super Boring in Vogue
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Jessica Simpson is the Perfect Spokesperson for Hunger Games
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What Life Looks Like in Thermal
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Keke Palmer Weirdo See Through Bra of the Day
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Demi Moore – Old Lady Cleavage
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Celebs that Look Like Mattresses
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Bikini Photoshoot
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Pics of a Girl from the AT&T Commercial
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Half Court Shot of the Day
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S Club 7 Reunion
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Chelsea Handler’s Ass in Panties…
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Weird Picture of the Day…
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Taylor Swift Lip Syncs to Her Song
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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The Best Driver’s License Pic Ever….
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Bai Ling Nipple Flash
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The Porn Dude Will Show You The Way
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Naked Girls Does Laundry
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Sophie Monk Did Playboy
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January Jones Naked in the Pool
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Public Breakdown
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The Best Naughty Girls Getting Naked
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Naked Girls Have a Pillow Fight
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Girl Who Talks Dirty and Strips for You
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This is Scary
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Ass Balancing of the Day
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Mom Has No Control
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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College Girl Does a Strip…
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Russian Pissing Contest
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Lesbians of the Day
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Czech Girls Fucking….is Next LEvel.
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Some Girl Naked Outdoors
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Dude Hanging From his Balls
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Mermaids are Real!
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More and More Amazing Girls are Getting Naked on Cam…
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Cassidy Ellis Flashing
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

18

Nov

2015 Pirelli Calendar of the Day

One of the most important fashion shoots of the year, I’m talking far more important than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and even more important than the September Issue, is the yearly 2014 Pirelli Calendar that stemmed from a European car parts company realizing that fashion is hot, and that what better way to do a Calendar than to use top models, in modern day pin up, usually naked or half naked, shot by the top photographers….because really it’s better than Glamour models…

So here are the details…


Steven Meisel’s Pirelli Calendar 2015 (51st edition)

Model: Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls, Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmerman, Natalia Vodianova, Isabeli Fontana, Sasha Luss, Anna Ewers, Carolyn Murphy, Cameron Russell, Karen Elson, Candice Huffine

Here are the pics…this is the best one in the last few years…good job Meisel.

Posted in:Fashion|Pirelli Calendar

2014

18

Nov

Bella Thorne is a 17 Year Old Ass of the Day

Bella Thorne is on the cusp of being legal in the USA, just 11 months to go. She is totally legal in Canada, because we let our perverts fuck 16 year olds legally, which I guess makes sense of a physical level, because they have rockin’ bodies, are capable of having babies, and thanks to genetically modified foods, she’s been able to have babies since she was 8 and thanks to internet porn, she’s known how to have babies since she was 3, and thanks to parents who stage parented her and sent her out to make the family money, she’s known how to work it and seduce grown men since she was 10….

That said, there’s a study that I heard about called All Men are Pedophiles, because 16 is the age where men of all ages stay attracted to, it’s some animal instinct shit that is magnified by the fact that it is illegal for you, because the second you talk to a 16 year old, you’ll know you want nothing to do with them…but you’ll obviously like starring at their asses….in bikinis that are skimpier and skimpier every year. Thanks Brazil.

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2014

18

Nov

Hayden Panettiere is Very Pregnant of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant…so I guess, like all new moms or moms to be, her hormones are telling her this a beautiful time in her life that she will cherish until the day she dies, much liker her mom cherished her, before whoring her out to producers at a young age, because that’s what you do when all you can do is Soap Operas, you try to get better gigs for your baby…

In cherishing the beauty that is her pregnancy, she’s decided to slip into a bikini, to show off how fucking big she is, because it’s pretty fucking big, up on some ready to drop porn that doesn’t allow penetration since the baby or in this case multiple babies are poking out already, making it impossible…

I guess what we are looking at is her midget frame hosting a normal sized baby, or maybe a plus sized baby, thanks to her 6 foot 7 boyfriend, up on some Pomeranian getting Knocked Up by a Great Dane, the human version weirdness…and I have a feeling you find this oddly erotic…because her fan base is virgin loser like that…

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2014

18

Nov

Katy Perry’s Mom Bikini of the Day

Katy Perry posted this high waisted bikini, hat, bag in silly fabric because she’s silly combo on some boat called Sassy…because I guess she’s Sassy, but not sassy enough to take a sexy bikini pic I would consider trying to masturbate to, but rather more of a mom on a resort bikini photo that doesn’t give boners, but that does make you hope she’s got an eighteen year old daughter with her to give you something better to look at, you know traveling on their recently divorced, you dad cheated on me, let’s go to Mexico tour…I mean she’s got the tits, she just hasn’t quite figured out how to use them without being absolutely awkward as fuck…but maybe you like awkward bikini pics, and if you do, here it is…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2014

18

Nov

Nicki Minaj on Set of a Music Video of the Day

I already posted NICKI MINAJ IN COMPLEX FOR DECEMBER TODAY …I would normally say that is more than enough Nicki Minaj for a lifetime, but the media keeps shoving her down our throat, with her dancing monkey half naked performances, and silly Lil Kim songs she doesn’t write herself, but that she does put some attitude into because I guess that is what sells when you have a fat ass and titties…..

That said, she posted pics of her on set with Lil Wayne and Drake, in lingerie, because that’s what her role is in Hip Hop, the stripper, and I guess this is better than being the fat chick in Drama club she grew up as…it’s a looks like she made it moment…where I can see her panties…

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2014

18

Nov

Lady Gaga VS Nina Agdal at Bike Riding of the Day

An interesting contrast happened on the paparazzi boards…Lady Gaga was on a bike in a bikini top wherever the fuck she is in the world…and so was Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal…

I figured it was a great opportunity to compare what a downsy-looking overrated by hot bodied model looked like versus some overrated dumpy popstar no one really cares about anymore…

I figure there is no winner, they are both winners and we are the losers, but by the looks of Lady Gaga’s pants, I think she pissed herself knowing Agdal’s got more sex appeal…

I’d have you vote now, but I don’t care about your opinion…

I will link you to more pics of NINA and GAGA…because that’s what I do…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

18

Nov

Top 10 Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Lubed Up Prolapsed Anus the Day

I like seeing oversized pornstars in fetish gear that is easy to wipe off as much as the next guy…I mean seeing her middle aged stretch mark mom titties that are probably, most definitely fake, as is the rest of her…are so exciting…when busting out of something far too tight for her…and far too weirdly colored for people to think she looks anything but a shit filled intestine prolapsed out of her overused asshole…and here are some of the pics…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

18

Nov

Sara Sampaio’s Skinny Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio is getting bad press for being too skinny…even though she’s a model and is supposed to be skinny….maybe it is part of her marketing campaign to get the press talking about how great she is for being skinny…or maybe the fat feminist lesbians are legitimately disgusted by her and her fast metabolism because she chooses not to get fat like them…but more importantly…she gets paid for not being fat like them…and then she ends up in campaigns that tell girls it is ok to be skinny…in fact…it is probably healthy to be skinny…and you don’t need to be anorexic to be skinny…you can work out and eat well…but I guess McDonalds wants none of that…

Well, Victoria’s Secret does, because she was on set shooting PINK…and I think she looks awesome, but then again, I don’t think models should be fat, I don’t think any girls should be fat, and her skinny little body has a perfectly round ass I’d like to try to suffocate on before using her as a toothpick…skinny bitch I want more of this…

Protection is the key! ?????? @rachelhilbert @makky15 @sash19 @vspink

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Here’s a little Dance Video…

DANNNCE OFFF!!!!! @sarasampaio @sash19

Une vidéo publiée par Rachel Hilbert (@rachelhilbert) le

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