2014
29
Oct
Here is a topless shoot by a photographer who seems pretty established named SIGNE VILSTRUP for a magazine that I’ve never heard of called DANSK
I’ve got no idea who the models are, what the concept is, but I figure if you get an established photographer, some props, hair and make-up, stylin and naked girls – who probably wouldn’t otherwise get naked…it’s a fucking win.
Posted in:Photos
2014
29
Oct
Emma Watson creeps me out – because I know you weirdos have been jerking off to her since before she hit puberty. You know Harry Potter fans, just socially awkward enough, thanks to a love for Wizards, to sexualize her or at least “collect her”….to wait for her to turn 18….and I don’t think I can really see past that and I have never seen a Harry Potter movie. I just know what she represents…
I mean maybe if her editorials for Elle were a little better concept than this suburban real estate mom working on her new “casual” look for an ad she’s running…or maybe this is some Kids author working on her media kit…
This can’t be a well paid hollywood star…it’s just too fucking boring to be…especially when you consider the amount of people who masturbated to her over the years, people who would probably still masturbate to these because they feature her and that’s how nerd loyalty works ,I just think it could have been so much better…but I still wouldn’t care because Emma Watson is dull.
Posted in:Emma Watson
2014
29
Oct
I don’t know who OBI WOLF is…but apparently he’s a photographer.
I don’t know who his model Luisa is, or even if she’s a model, but as far as I’m concerned anyone who gets in front of a camera is a model, and you don’t need an agency or clients paying you to matter…we are all god’s people, especially when hot enough, because when you’re ugly, you’re just invisible and no one wants to look at that shit unless it is to point and laugh…
But pointing and laughing is not anything I want to do with Luisa on her morning workout, toothbrushing shower regimtns…unless you call masturbating “pointing”…which although weird…would mean I was pointing..only not laughing because I am more of a cryer…
I don’t know what I am going on about, I just know I like this.
Posted in:Obi Wolf
2014
29
Oct
Nina Agdal proves that if you have a face or head of someone with a mild retardation – you sure as hell better have an ass that makes her head obsolete – because you know with her facial structure – if she was 50 or 60 pounds heavier – she’d look more like an inbred on Honey Boo Boo’s show…shopping at walmart, than the body used by Walmart to sell fat size versions of what she’s wearing….not that this is a Walmart campaign, but I like to think Nina Agdal is a Walmart caliber model…but she’s still got a great ass – that still smells of Adam Levine…
That said, here are some boring bikini pics…
Posted in:Nina Agdal
2014
29
Oct
Taylor Swift is the biggest thing in Entertainment. She started in country, country people are loyal, and that built a solid fanbase that she has been able to expand on by moving her way into pop, by singing about failed relationships and teen girl issues that teen girls can relate to, and she’s done it in the most calculated, inoffensive way, that you just can’t hate, but rather appreciate her strategic hustle…that I assume her parents helped guide and make happen – but unlike most stage parents they actually made it happen…and even when she rolled through dozens of men, something most people would think was slutty, she owned it and played victim and the world believed…and that’s just fucking magical…
She’s tall, she’s thin, she has a great body, she wants to be a model, but instead she just owns them in her collection of things she has amassed being the billion dollar empire she is – and last night – as part of her campaign to release her album across all kinds of people – and markets – she did Letterman – and here are the top pics from that glorious journey she’s on….
COSTUME CHANGE:
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Posted in:Taylor Swift
2014
29
Oct
I love Australians and not just for their Tim Tams. I just believe that even the rich and successful ones are a perfect level of down to earth thank to growing up amongst some of the trashiest sounding white people ever to be exiled onto an island because they are the fucking worst…
Not to mention, all the Australians I see, or look at, are party girls with rockin’ bodies, ready to bust out a bikini and live that Beach Life, only to get drunk and suck at least 1 to 4 dicks by the end of the night, all while being willing to do anything at any given time, because they are Australians and Australians are a fun loving and adventurous people…
That said, I’ve never heard of Demi Harman, but she’s in a bikini, as that is what Australians do…..
She’s on some TV Show, she’s half American…so I guess this her making her 21 year old move to Hollywood hustle…one bikini pic at a time.
I guess someone should advise her that the real ticket to the american dream is sex tapes…just ask all the pornstars who have offed themselves over the years…
Because remember for every Kim Kardashian who fucked on camera – there are 1000s of girls who fucked on cameras that are now dead due to being broken…Fascinating stats. Right.
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Posted in:Demi Harman
2014
29
Oct
Izabel Goulart’s fitness tips make me laugh. It’s like she’s peddling her body and a healthy lifestyle, I get that much of her hustle, but there is no practical purpose to her instagram fitness videos. Are they for women to hate her and to think that one exercise a day will make them look like her, or is it for her male audience to masturbate, or is she just peacocking – you know standing on her little fitness box and showing off why she gets paid millions a year…
I guess whatever it is – and whatever the reason for it – it’s amazing…
Posted in:Izabel Goulart
2014
29
Oct
Her name is Sara Malakul – I like to think that I invented her – but in reality some white dude in Thailand who was trying to learn about “Thai Culture” by knocking up a Thai local did it first.. back in the 80s….
She is more than just a huge internet star with her 200,000 fans…but she’s also a model and actress who has done campaigns, actual movies, and Netflix movies…and I think she’s quite lovley…
Here she is for Thai Playboy, where she’s not showing her vagina, because Thai Playboy has a now genital showing policy, since all the hot girls from Thailand actually have cocks….it’s a cultural thing…as is prostituting yourself out at 11 years old to pay for the rice for the family – thanks to nice rich British perverts on some Sex Toursim shit…
All this to say, she’s one to look out for….the kind of girl that if you found out she was born a dude – you’d still want to marry her…and that’s a pretty powerful kind of girl to be…
Posted in:Sara Malakul
2014
29
Oct
I think all mom’s should dress like this. Because nothing says good mom like posting bikini selfies for likes on instagram because she likes the attention – hence why she got pregnant in the first place..
It must be rough being Christina Milian, not because she’s broke as fuck, because she’s not. She has writing credits on all kinds of hit songs thanks to her ex husband “The Dream”…who produced a bunch of the radio shit you listened to – and who gave her writing credit to help pay their kids lifestyle…even if she probably contributed very little..
It is rough being Christina Milian because she was doing this before Rihanna, and before Nicki Minaj, she was one of the first new way slutty light skinned black girls – but she was just a one hit wonder. She never really broke through..
Unless you consider being a secondary host on The Voice breaking through…something you know she doesn’t as she stares down Adam Levine and thinks to herself “THAT SHOULD BE ME!!”
Either way, I think all moms, or all women should dress sin their bikinis -because bikinis are our friends.
Posted in:Christina Milian
2014
29
Oct
I have no idea if you care about a spread legged in some leotard nonsense Rihanna Impersonator – fully taking over the music industry with shitty fucking songs – because the general population are idiots and need this kind of thing….you know, wait until Rihanna is off her tour to maximize on the spill over of her fans…and I guess what it comes down to is at least she’s got big tits that shake when she does her stupid song and dance for the retards…
Here’s another video…
And another…
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Posted in:Rita Ora
