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2014

31

Oct

Avril Alexander for Sabo Skirt of the Day

There is an instagram company that I’ve been following for a very long time and I really have no idea why, it just sort of happened, and I guess it was because they were some early to instagram brand that featured babes and is now making moves in the big time…

They are called SABO SKIRT and this is their campaign with Australian photographer JOSEPHINE CLOUGH that you will like…because girls in bikinis are fun to look at…

I have no idea who the model is, her name is Avril Alexander, I don’t think she’s related to Avril Lavigne, because usually you have to share a last name not a first name, but I have stared at her ass, and you should too.

Posted in:Avril Alexander

2014

31

Oct

Some Babes for Kid Richards of the Day

My friend and great film photographer out of Portugal KID RICHARDS sent in these pics the other day and I don’t necessarily know what is going on in them… I am not sure if they are erotic or something you can jerk off to, and I know you’re looking for something to jerk off to, but I figure you’re so well trained at jerking off and nothing really does it for you – that you could probably sexualize a kitchen table if you looked at it from the right angle…you all that porn you’re into is just so boring – and you gotta take steps to find things you like instead of becoming a rapist…

I just figure nice images of a nice girl…are worth looking at…and here they are…

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2014

31

Oct

Chelsea Handler’s Topless Again of the Day

She’s fallen off the rails…and I guess in a good way – because she’s getting naked consistently for attention.

I mean she’s protesting a fight I’ve been fighting for years, and that is that Nudity isn’t a big deal and the Christian run media needs to chill the fuck out…

People who look at tits, still buy beer, go to movies and wear clothing when they have to.

I’ve been slated a porn site that doesn’t make porn money because I am not a porn site all because I don’t edit nipples and never have in the last 10 years of doing this and never will for a advertising – because fuck them…

But the rest of the world are just hypocrites. Execs cheating on their wives with tranny hookers and all that good stuff, but don’t let their brands get seen next to tits…oh no…

I guess the only issue in all this is that Chelsea Handler has embraced her inner slut, that was never really a secret slut, as everyone knows being a slut is how she got on TV…only because it draws attention to her in this time of need…and her tits are fake so it’s not even like showing her own tits…but it still happened…and I guess I’m gonna pay attention…even though I really don’t care.

Oh and she made her titty pic a political and Feminist statement – if PUTIN can DO IT – So Can I…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2014

31

Oct

Keira Knightley is Boring in The Edit of the Day

BORING!

But I guess in Keira Knightley’s defense, everything she does is fucking boring…

I know she has this fanbase and people like her and she gets movie rolls…but there’s really nothing interesting or appealing about her…even when doing photoshoots that could have just as easily been of her spreading ass…but no…she’s too uptight for that…

Sure, the uptight girls are usually the ones who want you to cum in their asses while choking them like a GHOMESHI but…unless you’re fucking them like a GHOMESHI they just fucking suck…and not in a good choking on a dick kind of suck…

Posted in:Keira Knightley

2014

31

Oct

Naya Rivera’s Got a Good Dress of the Day

Naya Rivera was on Glee before being kicked off Glee. She was also engaged to some Big penis black rapper who you can assume destroyed her vagina and now she’s married to some new guy who she was publicly dating for 5 minutes…but more importantly…in her early retirement – has discovered that she’s got a hot enough body to wear very little clothing…and I guess when that discovery happens for any girl who was boring on some family friendly, politically correct GLEE bullshit, it’s worth celebrating…this is like the teen movies when the nerd girl with no friends let’s down her hair, takes off her glasses and gets her fuck on….not that I ever watch Glee, she could have been a total slut on that shit but I will assume only the actress who probably won’t work much but hip hop music videos from now on…but that is pulling off skimpy clothes just right…

Posted in:Naya Rivera

2014

31

Oct

Shay Mitchell Sluts it Up for Instagram of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some very popular girl, at least in one demographic, because I am pretty sure you’ve never heard of her, yet she has millions of fans…

She’s on some kid’s show, and unless you’re a creepy dad who watches kids shows with your kids, and I am going to assume you aren’t, because this is the internet generation, where kids can lock themselves in their room and leave you the fuck alone…or some creepy who just watches kids shows to look at the pussy on it…you have never heard of her..

I guess she’s working on leveraging her fame, taking it to the next level and she’s doing it in slutty enough shoots of me…and I encourage this kind of behavior…

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2014

31

Oct

100 Women Naked for Art and Other Videos of the Day

Poor Dog with Massive Testicles…

Dude Gets Caught Stealing…

Bus Rams 9 Cars…

Pissed Off UPS Driver Destroying 12,000 Dollar Package

Fast and Furious Parking in Russia

The Dude Who Decapitated his Mom and People thought was just a Halloween Prnak

Dog Rescue of the Day

The Dude Who Raped Neighbor’s Pit Bull and Blames it on ISIS and EBOLA

Posted in:Videos

2014

31

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Apparently it is halloween….that doesn’t really phase me because I hang out with girls who dress slutty every day of the year – and I don’t need 9-5ers dressing half naked to really excite me…

I guess I am desensitized to half nakedness. Does that make me gay?

Here are some stepLINKS…

Angelina Jolie Slutty in a Blonde Wig
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20 People who’ve Got Safety Covered
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Girls in Sunglasses
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Amanda Bynes is Out of Hospital and Tweeting About Her Dad Again
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Anais Zanotti in a Bikini
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Mother’s Against Whores Target the Kardashians
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Some Chick Named Vivica Mitra in a Bikini
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Scare Crow Prank
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Justin Timerblake Has Turned on JessicaBiel
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10 Hours of Walking in Skyrim as a Woman in Skimpy Clothes
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Kendall Jenners Book Has Sold 13,000 Copies Since June
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Best Funny News Bloopers of October
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13 Animals Getting Up in the Camera
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Bears Get in a Fight in Jersey
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15 Crazy Halloween Costumes
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Before and After Weightloss Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

Asking a girl you’ve never met if she’ll glue her vagina shut so that you know she’s been untouched when you finally do meet her…will not end in love…even from girls who are very very lonely…they will think you are weird….

Even when you explain to them that you are just a feminist and by them participating – they are feminist too…and everyone wants to be feminists – not just lesbians….

Fascinting stuff…Here are some stepLINKS….

13 Coolest Hi-Tech Halloween Costumes
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Groom Drops Bride…
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Jenny McCarthy’s Big Cleavage Lives
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Baltimore Police Officer Charged in Vicious Police Brutality Case
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Some Chick Named Anais Zanotti in a Bikini
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Sherra is a Slut of the Day
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Nicola McLean Hard Nipples
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Hilary Duff in Leather Pants…
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Courtney Cox Cleavage
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PeeWee Herman New Movie is Happening..
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Redheads
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15 Weird Campaign Signs…
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T-Pain Proves He’s Actually a Good Singer
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31 Terrifying GIFS
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13 Real Life Haunted House…
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Rihanna is Hot
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Jessica Michibata in a Bikini…
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Sarah Hyland is Blonde
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Hard Nipple
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Camille Belle in a Pink Dress…
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Kaley Cuoco’s Man Face…Monster…
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15 Reasons You Don’t Fuck with Mother Nature
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Rita Ora’s Fuck Face
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Claudia Romani Knows The Drill. Show Your Ass, Hide Your Face
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3 Model Instagrams…
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Nicola McLean’s Amazing Hard Nipples…
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Panty Flash..
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The Shortest Horror Story Ever Written
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Steven Tyler the Hot Old Lady
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Some Trash Named Cassie Cardelle in a Bikini
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Claudia Romani is Some Low Hanging Fruit of the Day
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Mike Tyson Plays Himself in Mike Tyson Punch Out
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini
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Drunk Montana Man Attacks Hunting Partner for Rejecting Him
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Sophia is Naked and Ass Spreading
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Hottest Celebrity Costumes of All Time…
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Sammi Tye Naked Outside…
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Ewa Sonnet Walks the Stairs and Gets Naked
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Check the Breasts…
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Alt Girl Gets Wet….
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Person Going to the Bathroom on the Train….
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Actual Attention Whore
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Mercedes McNab – Naked
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This is Next Level Crazy
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Greek Party Slut
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Amateur of the Day
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio for LUI Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is on the cover of LUI this month…and she’s naked.

Sure it’s not traditional naked…where you can actually see the things that define being naked…like nipples and vagina and gaping asshole…which in this internet porn generation is barely even naked…or inappropriate..you need close up penetration for that…

Instead strategic naked, because she’s a good Catholic mother who has made millions off being half naked, that full naked will come at a premium price…and not for some editorial, no matter how good it is…but instead for a brand or movie that will pay out proper…she knows how this shit works…and I guess half naked, or strategic naked, is better than not naked at all, even if moms in their 30s are a gross concept…when they aren’t Victoria’s Secret underwear models….and here are the pics…

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