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2014

03

Nov

Bella Thorne Does Cleavage of the Day

Bella Thorne isn’t 18 and I am pretty sure her parents are well aware of the critical time they are in – to sexualize her without being too obvious, to get her in the media and to have older dudes lust over her, because it will help her chances at having longevity in her career, like she was Miley Cyrus…

The Thorne family, even though I know nothing about them, but I know they are from Florida, they have a bunch of kids that they threw into show business because it’s better than working some white trash titty bar in Florida to breed meth heads…and this one stuck…

So like any stage parent – it’s like whore her out as hard as you can – it’s money making time…

Or maybe she’s just young, creative directing her own shoots, and into showing her boobs, because people like boobs, and when you’ve been coddled by stage parents for so long, you like giving people what they like…you’re trained from a young age for that…

And I just find the whole thing creepy.

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2014

03

Nov

Shitty Halloween Round-Up of the Day

I didn’t leave my house this Halloween, because I don’t leave my house ever, I figure the internet was invented for me to experience life without getting off my soiled couch, and I could probably get the best angle of all the girls dressed like sluts, because you know that this is a great photo-op for their social media, so why bother seeing their dumpy exposed asses in public, when I can just watch the lie they’ve polarized unfold….it’s cuter like that..

Here are some celebs in costumes that I don’t think deserve their own post…

They include Rihanna, Nicola Peltz, Taylor Swift, Kate Hudson, Elle Fanning, Ashley Tisdale, Sara Underwood…some you may know and remember, most you probably won’t care to look at – but they are in costumes, even though their whole life is a costume…but we don’t need to go into the authenticity of these idiots…let’s just look at their tits.

TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

Posted in:Halloween

2014

03

Nov

Weather Man Caught Peeing on Camera and Other Videos of the Day

Guy Gets Beat By 3 Girls

Line Judge Goes For the Oscar Performance…

Pranking a Bikini Model….

Fat Lion VS People…

Elephant VS People…

Reggae Singing White Dude

Science Gone Wrong…

Posted in:Videos

2014

03

Nov

Aubrey O’Day’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

Here’s Aubrey O’Day fame whoring on instagram because that’s what she does…peacockin’ for cock or money….or whatever she can get because that’s what bottom feeding is about….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2014

03

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the day

Be free ???? @moon_gypsy_ + @laura_ava ????

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

My wife is on a raw diet…she eats the frozen pizza before putting it in the oven…because she can’t handle the wait…

Oh it was Halloween…and daylight’s saving time…all at the same time….how did we handle it as a people…I don’t know but facebook shoved it down my throat for 5 days…so I think we managed…

Grumpy Cat’s Lifetime Christmas Movie..
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Xenia Deli in Lingerie….
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Big Big Tits…
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How To Scare the Scariest Cat Alive..
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Robin Williams Day of the Dead Shrine…
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Kelly Brook Breasts
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16 Pics Ruined by Dogs Pooping…
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Brittany Maynard Died in Assisted Suicide
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Sarah Hyland Sexy Fire Girl
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16 Pics Ruined by Dogs Shitting…
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Sunday Lingerie – on Monday
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Lisa Ann Names the Thirstiest Pro Athlete…
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9 Best Twin Quotes from Year Books
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk on candy and whiskey…making sure all the slutty costumes wearing girls are wearing panties…with my hand…despite not being asked to….because I am just saving the world from pussy slips…one unexpecting finger rape at a time…

I mean that’s what I would be doing…if I wasn’t locked in the room with the lights out spying on my pedophile neighbor who loves Halloween more than the little kids knocking on his door do…while avoiding said little kids because my wife at all the ghetto candy she bough for the occassion..

I’d wish you a safe night…but that would mean I like you, when I don’t like anyone…


Top 10 Celebrity Halloween Costumes
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Naked German Slut in Costume of the Day
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20 Scary Taxidermy
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Lena Dunham is a Topless Nightmare.
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Hot Girls With Messy Rooms
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Courtney Stodden’s Naked Bloody Halloween Tits
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Sarah hyland – Slutty Fire Woman
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Blonde Angelina Jolie
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Spiteful Ex Emails Nude Pics of Teacher Girlfriend to Entire School
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12 Disgusting Foods…
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Scare Crow Prank
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Glamour Model Trash of the Day
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Liza Milano in Lingerie…
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Emma Watson Sucks
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Taylor Swift in Cosmo
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Bears Get in a Fight in New Jersey…
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Paris Hilton Slutty Halloween..
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Lindsay Lohan’s Being Sued for 60 Million
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The Best Halloween Costumes Today According to Reddit
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Babe in a Bikini of the Day
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Ariana Grande in Sweats…
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Japanese Girl is Good on the Drums
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Michelle Rodrigue Cleavage…
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Katy Perry Cheetos
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Funniest NFL Moments on the Field
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Kylie Jenner’s Insane Slutty Instagram Selfie
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Mirror Selfies..
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Jessica Biel’s Ass in a Bikini – is Pregnant
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Indiana Couple Arrested for Smoking Meth and THrowing Feces at Each Other
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20 People Who Have Safety Covered
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hottest Celebrity Costumes of All Time…
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Camille Rowe
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Crazy Japanese Bikini Game
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Insane Dildos
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Some Busty Chick is Tomb Raider
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Asshole on a Motorcycle
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Some Topless Model and Pumpkins
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Big Tits on this Amateur…
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Alt Girl Gets Wet….
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Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

31

Oct

#stepGIRLS vs #Creepettes the Halloween Edition of the Day

Happy Halloween you Dirtbags…from #stepGIRLS vs #Creepettes because everyday is Half Naked Halloween for us…and nothing says creepy like clows…except when they are topless…in which case they say “I am terrified by this, but I want to have sex with it”…and I am all for confusing my penis to make sure it is still alive…and apparently…it’s not..

That said here are the pics…by @jsiegelphotography and they are amazing..

starring: @Gingersnaps404, @erindica , @catchlungs1
Makeup By:@cvsee
For:@step_GIRLS and @creepstreet

Posted in:stepGIRLS

2014

31

Oct

Katy Perry for a Britney Spears Fetish Party of the Day

Either it’s Halloween or Katy Perry is on her way to Britney Spears’ house for a sex party, you know because in a lot of ways Britney probably inspired Katy Perry to be the poptart with silly songs and dances that with the right costume are highly marketable to retards everywhere – all while making millions and millions of dollars for everyone involved….and this is just her paying thanks…

Or it’s just a really fucking awful, yet funny since we all know what her dumpy dumpster looks like…halloween costume…

I like to think it’s for a Britney Sex Party though, even though I know even if it’s not, Britney has already masturbated and even squirted to this pic…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF CELEBS DOING HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katy Perry

2014

31

Oct

Russian Sex Workers in Designer Clothing of the Day

This is the kind of campaign or photoshoot that I find inspiring. It’s racy, it’s edgy, it’s real fucking life…and that’s far more interesting that the hollywood gossip, model or hipster models that want to be models because it’s good for instagram and everyone likes playing make-belief bullshit we’re all used to…

There are hookers, there are addicts, there are people who aren’t so fucking glamorous because life chewed them up and spat them out, yet the public is worried about their designer clothes and cars and eveyrthing else…

So seeing these sex workers in designer clothes…is pretty fucking next level…

This is right up my alley, exactly what I want to see pictures of, not for masturbation purposes, or shopping for a discount blowjob on my Russian sex tourism trip…but because this is the actual human experience…or at least part of it…and I think it deserves as much if not more attention than the vapid materialistic overpaid whores in Hollywood..

Here’s a video…

Downtown Divas from LA on Vimeo.

And the pics…

Via FEATURE SHOOT

Genius..

Posted in:Photos

2014

31

Oct

Jessica Alba Does Slash of the Day

If you have a Jessica Alba fetish…and you used to Listen to Guns and Roses religiously, not only are you old as fuck, probably pushing 40, since Alba hasn’t really mattered in a decade, even if she’s still pretty fucking hot…and Guns and Roses, unless for Karaoke or Kitsch factor, you know hipsters being obscure, don’t fucking matter no matter how much die hard Guns and Roses fans, you know the kind of guys with tattoos of roses in various parts of their body….but you’re also in luck because the two came together in her Slash costume…that I find level zero in erotic…but she’s a mom, with a billion dollar mom brand and I guess wearing a thong in public would be bad for business…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF CELEBS DOING HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba