2014
12
Nov
She’s a porn chick, frontal is part of what she was trained to do. This isn’t a big deal, this is Kim Kardashian doing whatever it takes to get noticed by anyone who still cares. She’s one all media, every magazine, and this is her trying to figure out relevance and how to keep it…but at least she’s showing tits…because tits, even fake tits on useless trash as worth looking at…right..right~
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2014
12
Nov
Chelsea Handler may be a 100 year old, out of work, entertainment host and comedian, but she is not too old to take a pic of her bare ass to try to mimic Kim Kardashian because she’s not very funny, interesting, original, or comedic…but instead, thirsty for all the attention she can get because her show was cancelled – and I’m all for all asses exposed always…because I am a pervert.
Posted in:Chelsea Handler
2014
12
Nov
Rihanna went to the White House…where she classed it up and treated your country with all the respect a tourist who has been granted access because she makes a lot of money for a lot of people, and herself, should….you know by taking porn poses in various areas…mocking all the freedom your people have fought for to be the United States…and on Veteran’s day too…you should be offended….while I think it’s not nearly porny enough…I want more spread ass…like she was still a hooker in Barbados…
Posted in:Rihanna
2014
12
Nov
My good friend Kayden Kross participated in this video of her cat calling dudes kross @ checkout, because it costs money to make videos… CLICK HERE
If you are concerned about paying to see a new show… you can see episode #1 for FREE CLICK HERE
Or you can use google to see Kayden Kross doing porn, which is boring, not because Kayden Kross is boring, but because Porn is boring…and this GETSEXXTONIGHT is much more fun….
Posted in:Videos
2014
12
Nov
Her name is ALYSSA BARBARA. She is from Canada. I am from Canada. That’s enough of a reason to want to get her pregnant, you know to keep the passports consistent, because only Canadians really understand the importance of the Queen, Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons….and igloos…other cultures just wouldn’t get it.
That said, she has some of the most outrageous breasts I’ve ever seen, on an amazing body, making me wonder, why I haven’t hidden in a tree outside her apartment to watch her live…you know like I do with all the girls I follow home from the bar that I LIKE…right.
Photos by KINGSTON PHOTO
Posted in:Alyssa Barbara
2014
12
Nov
Kylie Minogue was in her underwear despite being 100 years old, and the crazy thing in all this is that she looks better than most 20 year olds, I guess cancer surviving makes you some kind of hot as fuck superhero…and the real weird thing in all this is that as an Australian, she’s not quite leathery or white trash enough, I guess that’s what fame and fortune does to you…it preserves you enough for me to want to masturbate to you…if only my penis still worked…
Posted in:Kylie Minogue
2014
12
Nov
Christmas is the only time of year that really matters for Victoria’s Secret. 90 percent of their revenue happens now and that’s why they hustle the media, infomercials they present as a media event, when it is all just a scam, or noise, that doesn’t matter and most importantly, isn’t even a nice gift, no matter what trailer park Victoria’s Secret is deemed a considerate gift…and I guess I’m just bored of half naked girls getting paid millions. I prefer half naked girls getting naked for free…
Alessandra Ambrosio’s VS Fashion Show Fitting of the Day
Posted in:Victoria's Secret
2014
12
Nov
I am not going to go through any January Jones archives, because I really don’t care about January Jones, I don’t even know what she has been in or what she has done, I just know she’s like a Bootleg Katherine Heigl, which is a pretty depressing place to be, and that she’s got some billionaire producer’s kid, but no one will ever know that, except maybe his accountant, when they cut the 20,000 dollar a month checks to her….and I guess this was her pre single mom – of a hollywood brat – back when her uterus screamed “I fuck people I don’t date without condoms”…and if that’s not hot to you – I don’t know what is.
Posted in:January Jones
2014
12
Nov
Nina Agdal is wearing lingerie for some catalog pics that are boring as fuck, but at least they photoshopped out her nipples, I mean we’d hate for a lingerie company to be inappropriate by showing off the true products they are selling, it’s like erase her nipples, even though the bra shows nipples, because this is America, we are Christian, our money talks about GOD we TRUST and GOD doesn’t like nipples, even though according the Christians, he fucking made them…
It’s all very fucking stupid, which is convenient – since Nina Agdal looks like she is half retard.
Posted in:Nina Agdal
2014
12
Nov
Lily Aldridge is part of the Victoria’s Secret Mafia, who are out there promoting the whole Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, where they probably make something like 90 percent of their yearly revenue, so they take it very fucking seriously, and we are currently in the period of the build up, where they PR teams get mainstream press, trying to push their angels, I get it. America is dumb, infomercials on network television work if they feature half naked girls…getting everyone excited about janky shit quality sweatshop clothes…available in every mall in America…
She’s also spreading her legs in a pantsuit, like she was Hillary Clinton if Hilary Clinton wasn’t a lesbian, and if this was Hustler magazine in the 70s, it’d be porn, but today, it’s just boring…because Lily is boring….
Posted in:Lily Aldridge
