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2014

23

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Topless Panty Selfie Pic of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted a topless selfie – that was strategic enough to show off her nipples – while wearing some panties – in what I still consider highly erotic because Lohan may have a legacy for having been a troubled girl exploited by her own horrible family…broken, rude, and tormented with a an addiction…you know tabloid fodder no one actually cared about…others may think her legacy is a bunch of really shitty movies she acted exactly the same in…but I think her legacy is having a great set of implants that have carried her through being malnourished and half dead – to being chubby – probably a gift from her mom after they made their first million with her at 14 – because it would help her career…and I guess what I am saying is that she should be showing more of them – always – because that is what matters…at least when it comes to Lindsay Lohan.

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2014

23

Oct

Gigi Hadid in a Bikini Polaroid of the Day

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Gigi Hadid posted this polaroid to make you feel like you are on set at the Sports Illustrated shoot. You know a little test polaroid to see what the picture they are going for is actually going to look like because some photographers still shoot on film…we will call those real photographers and not digital technicians…you know the kind of talent a rich as fuck dad with an ego who fucks models when not on reality TV, who would be able to hire and initiate for his baby – just to give him some status that his cum was worthy enough to create something he would fuck if it wasn’t his daughter – ya know….because he thinks models are real women and he stage parented this one into being that…making her a catch and not just because of the trust fund – but because of how fucked up she must be…

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2014

23

Oct

Lady Gaga Does Goth Publicity Stunt of the Day

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Lady Gaga wore black lace lingerie in some attempt at being over the top – maybe even a little silly – all while pretending to be high concept, shocking and next level – because everyday is Halloween for Lady Gaga. She has no authenticity and is lost her her stage show that she is just a shell of a human struggling to come back into the entertainment industry at the level she was, when people were bought and ate her shit up, because they related to the message of being ugly and embracing it, being a freak and embracing it, before realizing she’s a highly commercialized act that is contrived to trick them into thinking she actually means it and that she isn’t just a puppet used to sell albums to the suburban gays and the uglies of this generation…

Tons of market research went into creating this brand identity…but now she’s drowning in it trying to figure out how to maintain relevance…clearly failing…but I see some tit…and that’s ok…even when attached to a gremlin of a woman, because it comes with so much sadness and deep rooted issues, as they know they are gremlins…and that no one actually likes them, and the only reason people came to her party is because they were paid to…

Nice look, so edgy and different – you fucking clown.

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2014

23

Oct

Adrienne Bailon in a bikini at Hard Rock Hotel of the Day

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Adrienne Bailon is some 30 year old…who was in some fabricated band called the Cheetah Girls in the early 2000s..I don’t think I’ve ever really heard of her…or at least of The Cheetah Girls, in the era they existed, I was not really 12 or deeply influenced by the Josie and the Pussy Cat smut they shove down tween throats turning them into consumers…I don’t know what she’s done since OTHER THAN A STAGED PUSSY FLAASH IN 2012 when I guess she was dabbling in fame-whoring the easy way, probably when she was feeling a lag in her career…

Well apparently she posted these Bikini pics on the interent, some may say she but I will say she’s probably more of a pants kind of girl…it’s like get her in a wetsuit…others may love it because it is the Kim Kardashian Hip Hop Era…and I’ll just say – she’s lookin’ for hits and follows…it makes her feel like she’s got some worth…and stripping down for that means she’s pretty much perfect to me..

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2014

23

Oct

Kelly Brook’s 2015 Calendar of the Day

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Kelly Brook is pushing 40, which would probably explain why she’s still doing Calendars like it is the 90s….we have Cell phones, there are APPS, wtf is a Calendar…..

Maybe it says more about how she generates revenue…you know peddling her titties as low level as possible – but it worked because dudes are obviously into big natural tits, especially in the UK, especially when old enough to still buy fucking Calendars…

I mean…cheesy Glamour pics that are mall level of concept is nothing exciting…but then again either is Kelly Brook…she’s old…big tits or not….but I guess I encourage this activity from every girl…I appreciate her spirit…effort…and I guess even her tits…even if I am more into VAGINA or even her nude selfies used to generate a little bit of buzz around her…

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2014

23

Oct

Babe Eating Chips for Janneke Storm of the Day

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Janneke Storm is an Australian based photographer – who captures amazing girls like Jana Kruger posing half naked…looking hot and amazing and in this case eating chips – something that I am normally terrified – because my wife is obese, and 80 percent of the reason she’s obese is from eating chips…so whenever I see chips I get post traumatic stress – war flashbacks of when I used to be able to see her vagina, before I had to lift the fold of fat to find it…but in this case…with a hot white Australian babe…I’m ready to dive in there and eat these chips after they’ve been digested…if you know what I mean…and you do.

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2014

23

Oct

Girls Making Fart Noises of the Day

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My friends over at WorldWideInterweb who refuse to link me because I post pics of nipples and I guess they are scared of nipples, who may not be my friends at all, now that I think about the lack of support they have given me over the years, put together a riveting piece of cinematic genius – featuring girls – making fart noises.

Some may say our society is doomed, that internet content has dumbed us down, that journalism and integrity in journalism doesn’t exist, and that it is all a bunch of clickbait for pageviews and ad revenue…and I would say they were wrong, but not because of this video…but because even pre-interent, I’m sure you would be watching this same video – only VHS or Cable Access in a Skateboard video…because people will always love stupidity…That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Videos

2014

23

Oct

Miley Cyrus Selfies of the Day

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Here’s Miley Cyrus on the Selfie kick, because we live in a narcissistic society where everyone, not just people with fan bases are in love with themselves and think the world love them – thanks to sold out shows and a pile of fucking money….it’s like everyday people are into this, doing this, taking pics of this – all for their local micro fanbase that they get using the proper hash tags – that lead to them thinking they are more important than they actually, and leads to them having a shittier attitude than Miley Cyrus in terms of ego….and that is part of why the world is seriously fucking doomed…

Now I prefer when selfies are more spread asshole…but you already know that, because if you’re a girl, I’ve probably already asked you for some.

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2014

23

Oct

Izabel Goulart Does Fitness of the Day

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Hello São Paulo!! Off the airplane to the gym!! The only hour free I had! So no excuse! No matter how busy your day is… Just do it!!Olá São Paulo !! Do avião para a academia!! A única hora livre…Sem desculpas! Sempre encontre 1 hora do dia para se cuidar!! Você consegue!!! #justdoit #nopainnogain #motivation #workout #body #healthy #lifestyle #vidasaudavel #motivação #foco #vamosgalera

??? ?????? ??? ?????????? ? ??????? Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) ???? ??? 10, 2014 at 9:16?? PDT

Here’s some really important fitness tips by Izabel Goulart that don’t really teach you anything about fitness at all – but instead show you everything you need to know about her model ass in motion…wearing short shorts – it’s a fetish…more people jerk off to this…than actually draw any real knowledge. Which is perfectly fine by me…because I am a pervert and the only reason I would ever join a gym is to find fat girls, turned skinny, who still have fat girl mentality and not fat girl turned skinny mentality, because fat girl turned skinny is like when a girl buys implants and thinks she’s all of a sudden a babe and has new found confidence…while fat girl turned skinny who still thinks she’s a fat girl – is the right level of insecure to fuck me…

Amazing.