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2014

09

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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@macbud and her morning pants off coffee party is still going on @anothersidewalk_tv

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Coffee never looked so good…but that’s because I am addicted to anything and everything I get my hands on…including trolling girls…especially ones I know…

Last night, I told a relative, well it my wife’s sister in text, “All I want is you cumin all over my meat for Thanksgiving”….just to see her reaction. Bitch went crazy. I was talking about dinner baby…anyway…it was so funny that I decided to text similar low level high school caliber jokes to other people I am not supposed to sext…and every single one of them thought I was talking orgasm not spice…

All this to say, people are idiots…especially me…because I have so much potential yet that’s what I do.

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@macbud brings the morning pants off coffee time party..by @anothersidewalk_tv – #itsnotthirdwave or #pumpkinspice but it tastes like heaven

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15 Ways To Ruin a Tinder Opening
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Austin News Tweeted Pics of Nude Men – Hilarious
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Container Jump Fail!
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Guy Turns Himself into Female Celebs with Make-Up – Disturbing
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Jessica Chastain Hates Meryl Streep
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Celebrities Sing Gold Only Knows
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Babes in Bed
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Jessica Chastain in Lingerie
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School Lunches Around the World
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Low Level Fame Whore in a Bikini
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John Tavolta’s Beard….Not Kelly Preston…but his Actual Beard
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Michael Keaton Throws Shade at Christopher Nolan
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14 Risk Takers
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2014

08

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Nice buildings with @Mcfally by @theheadhuntr

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I am pretty into my autistic model friend who just discovered that she can make herself squirt after much trial and error / practice – because having an autistic person describe the process and their analytical / autistic breakdown as to why it isn’t pee, despite it leaving her dehydrated after doing it 20 times….is my new porn…things like “It stuck my freshly shaved pussy, but it didn’t smell of urine or have the constancy of urine…it was slimier”…is just some scientist robot shit…so I’ve commissioned her to make an instructional video…

Good things happen to those who fail enough…people start to feel sorry for them and throw them bones or at least semis.

Here are stepLINKS…

Top 10 Amanda Bynes is Terrorizing New York
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10 People Who Are Way Too Prepared
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Amanda Bynes has a Microchip in her Head
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Girls on their Knees…
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Joe Francis is a Father of Twin Girls – Which is Hilarious…
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Lizzy Caplan Nipples in a Magazine…
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Lady Gaga and her Dog are Twinsies
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Gwyneth Paltrow VS Martha Stewart
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Hitler is on Tinder
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Helen Flanagan Amazing in THe Sun
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Rachel Bilson – Still Pregnant
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Top Terrible Celebrity Moms…
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Slut of the Day
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Jessica Lange Disses Lea Michele….
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Taylor Swift Legs…
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Carlton does “the Carlton”
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25 REal Life Sideshows…
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14 Risk Takers
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggings…
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Kendall Jenner Middriff
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Kaley Cuoco Hot Booty on a Horse…
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Coup[e Has Sex in Cop Car After Being Arrested
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Grandparents on FB Fails…
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Amber Heard’s Ass in Jeans…
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Teri Hatcher in Offensively Short Shorts
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Jennifer Garner on Ben Affleck’s Dick
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John Tavolta’s Beard is amazing
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28 Celebrities are Black Belts…
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What Not to Tweet at the Holocaust Museum
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Sofia Vergara Fat Ass On Set
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Katee Sackhoff Nipples!
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Kristen Stewart’s Crazy Outfit…
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The Annabelle Doll Prank
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Cheleas Handler Twitter Tit
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Natalie Dormer Red Carpet
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13 Kids WHo Negotiated with the Tooth Fairy
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60 Natural Breasts that Are Probably Not Natural…
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The First Rule of Rope Swings…
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Lea Michele Ass in Leggings
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Funniest Wisdom Tooth Extraction
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Mark Wahlberg’s Lost 60 Lbs…
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Keira Knightley on the Red Carpet
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10 Dogs Who Look like Famous People
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Jessica Chastain Covered and Topless…
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Jennifer Lawrence Wants a Man Who Farts in Front of Her…
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Rachel Barnes in a Nice Bikini…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some Babe in the Bath
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The Foot Pointing in the Wrong Way…
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Squirt!
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Teen Nearly Destroys Friends Ass
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Asian in the Bath…
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Titty Scars!
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Naked Amateur Slut…
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS
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Monster Truck Shit Fucks Crowd…
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Potato Grows in a Girl’s Vagina…
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Headless But Wet
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What’s That in her Ass
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Man of God Caught in the Act Pants Down
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Camsterbation
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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This Girl is Amazing Use of a Banana…
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Cam Girl Show
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

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2014

08

Oct

Britney Spears Hard Nipple of the Day

I think the world needs more hard nipple pictures of Britney Spears as she slowly approaches 40 years old. Mom of two, Ex Wife of one very strategic gold digger, controlled by her family that have used her as a puppet that makes their white trash asses money, but for some reason still getting work and making money for them, unlike Lohan, who got played shitty by her parents when they exploited her…I guess both relics from the past who I would still masturbate to…because I am.

Sometimes mom nipple is all it takes.

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Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

08

Oct

Kirstin Liljegren in Some Pretty Good Selfies for Interview of the Day

Why don’t any of my Selfies look like this…or really any of the selfies I see on the internet look like its – it’s like this girl’s selfie game is so strong it’s in Interview Magazine…and is considered fashion/art…

Is it possible that these selfies aren’t selfies at all – but are instead pics of a girl taking selfies or maybe just holding a phone with a flash edited in…could it be that images are lying to me on the internet and giving me unrealistic expectations of what my selfies should look like.

Is this the selfie equivalent of photoshop thigh gap on a model so that little girls who idolize her starve themselves…I think it is because I feel so inadequate…if my selfies were this good – maybe I’d be a published selfie person too…I’m such a failure, but you already know that.

Posted in:Kirstin Liljegren

2014

08

Oct

Britney Spears Hard Nipple of the Day

I think the world needs more hard nipple pictures of Britney Spears as she slowly approaches 40 years old. Mom of two, Ex Wife of one very strategic gold digger, controlled by her family that have used her as a puppet that makes their white trash asses money, but for some reason still getting work and making money for them, unlike Lohan, who got played shitty by her parents when they exploited her…I guess both relics from the past who I would still masturbate to…because I am.

Sometimes mom nipple is all it takes. I’m pathetic. But you probably already knew that!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

08

Oct

Behati Prinsloo in a Bikini of the Day

All I smell is Adam Levine’s cum…and it’s disgusting…So potent and offensive that it ruins her Victoria’s Secret hooker way and body I would normally love…

I mean this immigrant girl hustle modelling lingerie to lure rich dudes most Americans hate, all in efforts to fulfill her childhood dreams of fame and fortune, willing to do whatever it jakes is honourable…put her on payroll Levine, that’s what she’s looking for, but don’t call her a prosti, since she’s got a ring on it, call her a wife…it’s different.

It’s just one of those grey areas..and I’m all for sluts and hookers – as long as Levine isn’t their main client…because any girl who could have any guy but chooses Levine is the worst.

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Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2014

08

Oct

Emily Baker Naked Ass in Vogue Netherlands of the Day

Her name is name – Emily Baker – I’m guessing that she’s a model – you know because her ass and tits in Vogue – and she’s amazing…at least in pictures because that’s the whole point of models.

They look like tall freaky monsters who are just massive and scary, but when they are in pictures…showing ass and tits like this was some kind of self shot soft core…but for fashion so it’s ok and not something she is going to take to the media to talk about how her nudes being leaked are a sex crime…and I am all for that.

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2014

08

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass for Replay of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio ass was in jeans for Replay and she got Paid a lot of money for that…Here’s the video

I don’t find it all exciting – considering she’s a nude and lingerie model…it’s like girl take your pants off..that’s what you’re here for – that’s why you were imported from brazil….

To See Her in Leggings CLICKINGS

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

08

Oct

Anna Orlova for S Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who Anna Orlova is but I have seen her naked for S Magazine and so have you…

She’s got a rocking bush…and I am all about bush so I am in love…

Not to mention she’s a Russian, and Russians, despite having no soul, are genetically superior thanks to communism and extreme poverty killed off all the uglies and turned the rest into cam girls and models…

Posted in:Anna Orlova

2014

08

Oct

Rosie Jones Tits for Zoo UK of the Day

Rosie Jones is some UK Glamour model showing her tits for Zoo Uk, because I guess ZOO Uk is the only Glamour model website and magazine that still exists – and I figured I should give one of their starlets some love for showing her tits – because titty modelling is like a dying art form now that every girl is showing her tits for free or for fashion, there’s just no real purpose for average at best, too short to be an actual model, UK trash to get topless in cheesy shoots anymore – put for some it is all they fucking know…

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