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2014

09

Oct

Anne Hathaway for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

For some reason…people are talking about this Anne Hathaway shoot like it’s interesting, like it is news, like she matters…

She’s obviously in another movie, because last week she did ELLE UK and I posted it…because that’s kind of what I do, not because it is my job, or because I am interested, but because I have nothing else to do…seriously…none of this shit matters.

I said last week, and I’ll say it again, that if she wasn’t a vapid, rich, spoiled, famous pile of shit…who won an Oscar undeservingly, proving that Oscars are bought to perpetuate business for people they have vested interest in..I’d feel bad for everyone hating her.

It’s like she cut her hair in a blockbuster while crying – and boom – wins an oscar…I know girls who do that on the regular, even Britney Spears did that shit and everyone just laughed…but Anne Hathway gets celebrated…

The reality is, we should collectively hate all celebrities. They are all garbage. They are rarely talented – because acting is a joke – don’t believe the hype…

All I see when I see this shit is a girl who will never do porn, because she’s been validated and that is the real tragedy in the Anne Hathaway storyline..and that is the real reason you should all hate her.

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2014

09

Oct

Martha Hunt Titties on the Runway of the Day

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I think Martha Hunt is probably one of the most interesting models happening right now. She’s hot as fuck and now showing nipple slip on the Runway.

I generally think the Victoria’s Secret girls are a fucking scam, I mean other than Candice, especially now that they’ve cast Kendall Jenner for the fashion show, and are doing some big reveal like the general public care, because the general public do care, all these idiots watch their TV event because it is primetime and they don’t realize that it’s a fucking infomercial…all these idiots pre-holiday shopping getting brainwashed by model pussy and popstars that have been shoved down their throat all year – when they could just watch porn or something that isn’t a brainwashing infomercial instead…

You know buy their wives and girlfriends actual nice and that takes some thought…presents that aren’t cheap as shit lingerie…overpriced crap made in sweatshops for some asshole evil brand…a gift that girls should be offended by getting – because “Victoria’s Secret, really?”….

Girls shouldn’t be wearing panties anyway, especially not your wife, get that pig covered up…you know with a sleeping bag or some shit…

But that doesn’t mean Martha Hunt should be showing nipple….I am all for that…and it’s all part of being a model…

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2014

09

Oct

Lavinia by Robert Voltaire for Treats of the Day

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Our friends at TREATS! MAGAZINE , who I guess aren’t really are friends, but more like people who used to want me to promote their photoshoots because they were just getting started, but who are now taking on the likes of Playboy for being the magazine with naked babes for men of choice…

I support their hustle…mainly because they choose amazing girls and great shoots.

I mean I’m not so excited that they created Emily Ratajkowski, and I hope that in creating her they have a piece of her money making action, because without them Emily Ratajkowski would be sucking dicks in VIP rooms like she was before she got famous for showing her tits…but I won’t hold that against them, I will just hope that her fame brings better quality girls to them..and thus to us…

So I don’t know Lavinia or Robert Voltaire….but I like her naked pics – even if they are black and white!

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2014

09

Oct

Sahara Ray and Friends in Panties for The Cobra Snake of the Day

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I have very few friends in life…and one of them happens to be The Cobrasnake. We’ve been homies since the 2006s and he’s gone onto travelling the world, hanging out and having sex with some amazing looking young models, making billions of dollars doing it, being the documentarian of the hipster movement…and I’ve never left my soiled, ripped, disgusting couch that smells like my wife took a shit on it, because either she did- or the person who had it before I found it in a dumpster died on it…making fun of the girls he’s friends with…and takes pictures of…

You know calling them out for being fame whores, or groupie sluts and their try hard and trying to make it hustle…that seems forced and as Authentic as Urban Outfitters products marketed to them..…but I’ve matured as a hater and I don’t hate anymore. I’m so out of touch and appreciate all girls…especially Sahara Ray even if she ignores me, because she’s got great fucking tits…and sometimes great tits are enough…and sometimes seeing her jumping around with her friends in panties…reminds me of that love…so I can’t hate…

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2014

09

Oct

Sofia Vergara Lies for Shape Magazine of the Day

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There are paparazzi pics floating around of Sofia Vergara leaving the Botox clinic, which would be more shocking if she didn’t look like she got Botox, or more importantly, if everyone didn’t get Botox. I’m talking there are 25 year old girls getting Botox, so for a 45 year old starlet who only got famous at 40 getting Botox, it almost makes sense. It’s all part of the lie that is Hollywood….

To perpetuate that lie, here are some pics of her for Shape Magazine that apparently hits news stands November 17…because I’ve been to the future and now I’m back to deliver these to you…because it’s important to stare at Shape pictures that have historically been the worst or most obvious photoshoppers.

You know taking girls are rebuilding them into something that isn’t’ the middle aged, single mother, who fucked her way to a hit show thanks to the help of her drug running family from back home…because hollywood loves a few things…tits and coke..and she comes with both…while making you come…

Good girl.

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2014

09

Oct

Hipster Boobs by Paul Franco of the Day

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With all these celebrity tit pics and their lawyers running after us to delete them off the internet – instead of just letting them live on the internet – even though they are going to forever be on the internet – because that’s is what the internet is – it never forgets…

The real issue with these people is money. They are all money grubbers and they don’t care their nudes are out there, they love attention, they just want compensation for it – because their egos tell them their nudes are worth more than a normal girl’s nudes…

Well, I’ll say that a normal girl’s boobs, are far more fun to look at…because they come with hope that they belong to a fun, easy going girl and not a vapid fame whore cunt who is all about money, fame and their ego….even if that’s what this model is all about, we’ll never know, but we do know that if she does get famous, she won’t be whining about tit pics existing – because they are just tits…

Pics by PAUL FRANCO

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2014

09

Oct

Selfie Girl of the Day

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I am going to assume that this video is shot on purpose by a couple of girls just trying to make a social commentary on how narcisstic and self obsessed people are…because people are that narcisstic and self obsessed.

I always ask girls who post amazing pics from the right angle, how many other versions there were of the pic that they didn’t use. They always smile, knowing that there’s probably 100 fucking pictures snapped just to get the right angle. It’s like they spend hours trying to get a perfect shot of themselves for their social media where people they don’t know judge them…like they are little low level celebs in their own right…

When you think about it, it’s absolutely fucking insane…

So real or not, this should speak to all of you….

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2014

09

Oct

Daisy Lowe Brings the Daddy Issues of the Day

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My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe – is not her great tits that she’s shown before, I mean even some of these “leaked Nudes” are from a shoot I’ve already posted JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO

My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe – is that she grew up without a father, only to have her bio dad go through a series of paternity tests and legal bullshit to claim her, when he was already married to Gwen Stefani, before his whole tranny sex scandal hit…

I just think having a famous dad who denies having you for 14 years – does some damage and when he tries to right the wrong by getting her gigs modelling and sending her money – despite her stepMOM hating her – the damage is done…

And that’s lovely…she’s hot as fuck, but I’d expect her nudes to be more hardcore considering her fashion stuff is just as naked….

TO SEE HER NUDES – YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO GOOGLE

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2014

09

Oct

Jessica Buchanan in a Bathing Suit for 2Bandits of the Day

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Here’s some Jessica Buchanan in a bathing suit for some Jewelry company pictures that aren’t that amazing – but that are good enough for me to look at and support – because I am get up with catalog pictures being the boring studio shit that Victoria’s Secret has raped in efforts to sell product and become 99% of the underwear market in the world…I’m talking every panty every person wears is probably from their factories and sweatshops workers – because that’s how big evil business works…

So instead of looking at their played out hooker models, I prefer the more under the radar girls, with a lot more realness to them, making them more interesting to want to make sweet love to, because it seems like there is more hope for you…but trust me…there isn’t…all girls think you’re pathetic, it’s just how it is…

And these pics are just how that is…

As a side note, I goggled Jessica Buchanan, and apparently she was rescued during the Somali Pirate / hostage situation….

I feel like they aren’t the same jessica Buchanan, which is unfortunate, but I guess this Jessica Buchanan still has a whole life of becoming a potential hostage ahead of her – especially as she gets more and more famous.