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2014

22

Sep

Ariana Grande’s Panty Flash of the Day

Everyone is so concerned with this popstar chick Ariana Grande, and not for having a porn name, but rather for having a bad attitude towards her fans, because they don’t understand most famous people don’t actually care about their fans, they just like the attention their fans give them. It all stems from having horrible parents that throw them into this world at a young age, making them competitive and more importantly confident enough to do what they do through positive affirmation, you know to keep baby going to the auditions, and spoiling them as reward because they are the meal ticket….making for a pretty awful person – with an ego – who feels entitled to all that comes her way….

I think it’s probably a publicity stunt to make her edgy, even though she fucks black dudes, which to white people everywhere – is as edgy as a girl can get…

I also think I’m more into her panty flashes on stage…because she has a hot body and her celebrity doesn’t interest me at all…her fall from celebrity when she turns to porn in a decade does…and in the meantime the panty flashes are good enough to tide me over.

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2014

22

Sep

Jessica Simpson Looks Skinny and Hot of the Day

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There is hope in the world for fat girls everywhere – that if you are offered a million dollars or more for a campaign based on your post pregnancy weight, you will hire trainers and chefs to make sure that you are getting all the nutrients you need, while getting ripped…I mean there are also doctors and hormone therapy and all kind of science that can take you from being the BBQ Boat that was Jessica Simpson to being this fit, in her 30s, mom of two…it’s amazing what a little forced motivation from your team and lots of money can do to your emotional eating…

So what’s your excuse fatty…

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2014

22

Sep

Jamie Chung Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

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I don’t know who Jamie Chung is, but she reminds me that I’ve never had sex with an asian, even though I’ve always wanted to have sex with an Asian, ever since I was since I was a kid and told Asians had sideways vaginas.

Sure, I know you can buy sex with an Asian for very cheap, if you just go to the legal rub and tugs around every city in the world, because Asians are everywhere…rub and tugs that aren’t considered hookers because it’s up on some holistic shit that some insurance companies cover …I mean you don’t even have to go on that long and expensive flight to Asia for that shit anymore…Sex tourism is in your own backyard…

That said, I don’t know this Jamie Chung girl, I just got lost staring at her ass in a bikini…She’s apparently a reality star turned real actor in her 30s, which in asian age, since they are aliens from the future, that’s the equivalant of 12 in body and tightness…

Posted in:Jamie Chung

2014

22

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s Yoga Pose of the Day

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Recently married Ashley Tisdale, the face that gives girls hope that if they manage to figure out how to be a hollywood starlet with a lot of money, they too will find love despite their possible flaws that may or may not throw off a man…or more importantly that they are insecure about…

Not that any girl should really care about her face in this era, because really it’s all about how good your ass looks, what your hip to waist ratio is, and even your tits, and what angles you take of yourself on your social media. As long as you can fake it, with fake hair, make-up and all that other bullshit, all while putting out good, you’re perfect.

It’s like a pretty face once mattered, maybe, but not anymore, because you don’t fuck the face, and when you do, you’re more into the strain and pain and discomfort in her eyes, and not whether she’s got a wonky fucking nose, you don’t jerk off to the face, you save that for jerking off on, after you go for the close up butthole shot, and really a face doesn’t even need to exist…as long as you’re not mutated or a freak, you’re good.

I mean, I think this Yoga Post, a popular instagram trend, proves that….science…

To see pics of her at the grocery store CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2014

22

Sep

Amber Heard Has the Best Picture of the Day

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There are a ton of pictures of Amber Heard circulating topless. But this one makes me laugh the most. I don’t need tits to get off, I actually can’t really get off to tits, because I am not 12. Plus I can’t imagine her getting her Lawyers on me for posting this pic of the bunch. I mean…it is the clothed one…and it just makes me laugh, because it is hard to deny the authenticity of the pics, with her clever little sign, that took some effort, trying to makeher man happy on set, you know since she knows how Johnny Depp works on set, it’s kind of how she homewrecked his home…hard to feel sorry for her…

She’s not new to the whole using her sexuality to get ahead, for a while she was a lesbian, back before home wrecking, and I guess now that she’s won and her relationship is legitimate, so now people feel bad for her, when they should celebrate her because she’s hot as hell…especially seeing how her seduces her man in a way you wish her or anyone would never take the effort to to for you…. cute signs is new spread ass….

Posted in:Amber Heard

2014

22

Sep

Possible Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes Pics of the Day

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There is no real way to know whether these Candice Swanepoel pics are legit or not. I mean they look like at least three girls I’ve had sex with recently, and sure I have sex with models, or at least girls with model bodies, because why the fuck not, so that’s not really saying much, other than all girls should look like this, and if they don’t they don’t count as girls…

I don’t know if this is part of any celebrity nude leak, I mean if they are legit. I figure I’ll know if the lawyers come knocking, but really why would they. She’s naked in her fashion work as is. I can google “Candice Vag” and find it nicely shot, professionaly…the idea of selfies, is just to make these people seem more real to you, even though you’ll never meet them.

Meaning, her fashion stuff is far hotter as a picture, nude selfies, hotter as a concept…and these ones are not offensive, filled with dick, spread eagled and just lovely…even if they aren’t Candice…I am a fan.

Seriously – amazing…aint nothing wrong with any of this..

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

22

Sep

Jasmine Tridevil and her Triple Tit of the Day

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Recent FACEBOOK FRIEND Jasmine Tridevil, is ignoring my requests to do a really amazing photoshoot with her, because I guess she’s getting a lot of attention from the media, for being the girl with three tits….because I guess you can never have too many tits once you get over how disgusting it is…

Apparently she paid 20,000 dollars for the tit to emulate Total Recall, in some seriously committed comicon / cosplay that may be a stripper who sees an opportunity to make that 20,000 dollars back in a night as a feature dancer around America, since everyone wants to see this…one you get over how disgusting it is and realize that you can never have too many tits in one bra…

What it comes down to…is that she’s from Florida. So it’s kind of expected…

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2014

22

Sep

Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping and Other Videos of the Day

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Bicycle Ice Bucket Challenge

High School Football Player’s Speech

News Reporter Quits Her Job

Vendor Selling Fake Shit Gets Shot

Posted in:Videos

2014

22

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s amazing how much sex one broke ass, married, obese man in his 40s can find on the internet…we’re talking 10 girls a day if you really try…now if only my penis worked 1% of those times…I’d be a much happier man.

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2014

21

Sep

Alleged Kate Bosworth and Emily Ratajkowski “Leaked” Nudes for the Win with Others of the Day

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More pictures have been posted on THEFAPPENING.EU – That I assume are fake images, claiming to be celebrities but that probably aren’t the celebs….but that I will link to as it is a newstory and the people should have a right to information. If the images are removed from the site I am linking to, it means the lawyers have authenticated the images and they are in fact real and have been pulled and you missed your chance to get in on the debate. I am sure you can just google to find them, as very little dies on the internet – ever……

That said, I don’t know what it is about Kate Bosworth that I think is amazing, but when she was acting and actually getting jobs, I couldn’t be bothered even noticing her, but as she gets older, I just think her hot, skinny, model looking body is hot as fuck…so I am glad these alleged nudes – that are probably just some nerd’s art project happened…not just because of her asshole shot…but because she is amazing…

I do know that Emily Ratajkowski has been a nude, self promoter since she pretty much started this internet thing. She had tits, debatable as to whether they are real or not, and she has been fully nude in countless photoshoots. The world was responsive, they loved her, and that lead to money and jobs in actual fucking movies…her dreams came true..

So it is safe to say that these “alleged” nudes of her are great, but don’t matter, because you’ve all ready seen her minge…you’ve already seen lip and self shot may be a fetish because it feels more personal, but she wasn’t taking the pics for you, so I can’t imagine how that is better than any pro shots she’s had with great photogs.

I also know that her movie is coming out, that she’s had three weeks to decide if this was a good publicty stunt in an era when people were starting to forget about her…enough time to really weighs the pros of cons of being looped into a nude scandal..

REMEMBER THESE ARE ALL ALLEGED NUDES – PROBABLY ALL FAKES – IF LAWYERS EMAIL ME – WE WILL KNOW IF THEY ARE LEGIT – REMEMBER THE CELEBRITIES ARE THE VICTIMS HERE – THE LAWYERS HAVE SPOKEN – APPARENTLY I AM NOT ALLOWED TO LINK TO THE IMAGES….

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