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2014

18

Sep

Caitlin Stasey Australian Ass of the Day

Caitlin Stasey is some Australian on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, and that has cycled through all kinds of low level actresses and made them famous in the native Australian land of trashy accents, despite how much money or class they may have…that’s not to say I don’t like trashy Australians, in fact I am in love with at least one Australian, but it’s not this Caitlin Stasey chick I’ve never heard of, who is putting her ass on twitter like some kind of common hooker, it’s some other Australian who when you get a few drinks in her all she wants to do is strip down, rail lines of cocaine, gamble and fuck whoever is around…and as long as I am the one who is around…that is a good thing…it’s a modern day love story…and you know me and my love for romance….

Posted in:Caitlin Stasey

2014

18

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski Skinny and Wet Pic of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski posted this picture of her on her instagram looking pretty fucking skinny, and busty, which I guess is a good thing because that’s really her job description and if she was anything but skinny, or busty, she would have nothing but a giant, weird looking belly button to distract from her bird face that I think is overrated, but that I also think was maneuvered really well to to this level of fame.

I mean in ways she’s the Pam Anderson of this generation. Titty Model, to Topless Music Video Vixen, to getting cast in movies like she originally wanted to do….it’s like a modern day story of overcoming all obstacles she faced as a rich LA scenester with big tits..and fake lips…up against so many other rich LA sceneters with big tits and fake lips…

I don’t hate what she represents, tits get hits, tits lead to fame, if you got tits, show them to me, it may work out for you, I just kinda hate her.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

18

Sep

Chrissy Teigen is Fucking With Me of the Day

Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me. She even went to her blog to talk about how I am probably a rapist because I called her old, dumpy and a gold digger who should get knocked up to secure monthly payment the second pussy-whipped Jon Legend runs the fuck away from her washed up ass, and trades her in for a younger model, because he has options and she doesn’t…not to mention she doesn’t get much work..she’s more of one of those free models who just likes the status because it tricks people around her into thinking she matters…

That said…I called her a pug face, and now it all makes sense, because she’s apparently a bulldog owner, and I guess as you know – sometimes pet owners and their pets have uncanny similarities in their appearance…and sometimes, like this time, it’s fucking obvious…

So I was wrong in calling her pug face, I should have called her bull dog faced. NO wonder she was pissed.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2014

18

Sep

Ellen Page Erotica of the Day

Ellen Page is a lesbian…

Posted in:Ellen Page

2014

18

Sep

Genevieve Morton For Instagram of the Day

Here are some pictures I should have taken of Genevieve Morton making us breakfast, before hitting the gym, after I stuck it in her ass….but she didn’t invite me to participate, she had some other asshole take the pics of her while ignoring my attempts at seducing her by calling her mean names – or fat – thinking that it would make her love me. You know school yard games…when really…in my soul…while staring at her ass…I think she’s perfect enough to try to knock up…with my mouth…

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2014

18

Sep

NYPD Assault Street Vendor and Other Videos of the Day

Micaela Shaefer Titties Out Serving Beers

Car VS Crowd

Police Catch Pickpocket Stealing from Sleeping

Drunk Guy Rides a Sheep

Korean Mayor Gets Egged,.

Big Boy Can Dance….

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Apparently asking your neighbor’s wife, in front of your neighbor, if you had sex would she let you cum in her, or make you pull out….is not appropriate at the building’s quarterly meeting…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Girls in Bed…
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Jealous Models Put Their Cigarettes Out in Kendall Jenner’s Drink
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Sara Malakul Lane in a See Through Outfit is Good
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Mortal Kombat Elevator Prank….
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15 Vintage Board Games
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Russian Trash Vigilante
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Today in NFL Players Who beat Their Wives…
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Beyonce’s Fake Thigh Gap is as Authentic as Her
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FREE LIVE SEX SHOWS – GET IN
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13 Xtreme Businesses that Are Not Extreme
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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16 Things Graphic Designers Should Know…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

18

Sep

Miley’s Fake Ass of the Day

Miley wore a Fake Ass…

Everyone cared…

Except me…

Because I only care about real ass…spread so I can see their asshole…because the asshole is the gateway to a girl’s soul…even if Miley doesn’t have a soul since she sold it to the devil/disney to get here…

Here is the concert footage..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Trying to convince your stepdaughters, who are well over 18 at this point, to come over and trim your pubic hair, by promising you won’t get a boner and if you do they won’t even notice because you are an inny not an outty, and really because trimming your pubic hair is totally not an erotic experience, it’s like going to the dentist and the likelihood of boner is like 50% chance…unless I take viagra…is a negotiation that will piss off your wife.

Here are some links…

The 12 Years of a Slave Hooker was Actually Fucking her Boyfriend in her Car
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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Ass
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11 Ways to Shut Down Sexting
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Blake Griffith Comedy Sucks
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Topless Model of the Day
GO

Crazy Asses for Wednesday
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Beyonce’s Photoshopped Thigh Gap
GO

The Katie Holmes Robot Lives
GO

Slut of the Day
GO

Taylor Swift Loves Fall
GO

I love me some POSH Spice
GO

I like Vanessa Hudgens
GO

Lupita on Racism with Elmo – While her Co-Star Fucks White Dudes in Cars…
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Niki Reed Lives
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Jessica Szohr Ass in a Tight Dress
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The worst soccer Badges
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Victoria Justice Filming Some Bullshit in Jeans
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Jimmy Fallon’s Best Musical Parodies
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Julianne Hough Hard Nipple
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Amanda Cerny in a Swimsuit
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Woman Gives Birth Hours After Stopping Purse Snatcher
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Some Rosie Jones…
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Community Service Sluts
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Sienna Miller Nipple….
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Stacy Keibler Mom Legs in Jeans
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Kerry Washington Lookin’ ALright
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Avril Lavingne Divorce is a Good Thing
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Cora Keegan is a Whore in a Bikini
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Katherine Heigl Big Smile – See Through Shirt
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Taylor Schilling in Tight Dress
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A Woman’s POV is Better Than Staring at My Stubby Dick While Laying Down
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The Best People at the Fucking Party
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Selena Gomez in a Bikini
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FREE LIVE SEX SHOWS – GET IN
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Big Tits and Cameltoe
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Hot Naked Treats Model
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Webcam Girl and her Hitachi of the Day
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Haha – This Girl’s Got Small Hands….
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The Girl who Tickles Herself
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Reggae Dancer of the Day
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Shut Up and Drink Piss
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Workin’ It
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Sep

The Beyonce Photoshopped Bikini Pics by Beyonce of the Day

Look at the stair…

Every time I see a hot pic on instagram – I know a girl put in serious fucking work. I know she has all the photoshop apps, slimming apps, thigh gap apps, ass enhancing apps, especially people like Beyonce, who are mom’s in their 30s, totally fucking delusional trying to compete with the 20 year old counterparts…I am just surprised she didn’t send them off to a professional retoucher, she’s beyonce and they cost around 40 dollars a picture, so you don’t have to make a fool of yourself, like every gremlin I want to fuck because of their instagram angles, who I run away from when I see in person…

It’s pretty obnoxious that Instagram became less of pictures people take of things, and more about these staged photoshoots of nonsense, but I guess not as obnoxious as the fact that people are doing digital retouching to their shit to perpetuate the lie…

It’s pretty obnoxious that Beyonce sings about being a single lady, while married, things about being a powerhouse feminist, while retouching her fat ass, it’s like nothing about her is legitmate…obviously…stop buying into her shit..

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Beyonce