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2014

03

Sep

Lea Michele in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Lea Michele was involved in the hacked picture scandal that’s going on. The same hacked picture scandal that I think was an inside job or staged to generate buzz for some people.

I mean maybe one of the girls was actually fucked over, like Kate Upton who should never be naked, because she is a weird boxy monster who is probably pretty mad now that her boyfriend’s phone was hacked and she’s got to deal with all his other girlfriend and their sexts, including videos of him having sex….

But girls like Lea Michele seem to be all about the sexualizing of themselves, maybe because she is breaking free from Glee, maybe because all these girls want to be wanted, maybe because she’s anything but hot and knows that her body is all she has going for her, because she’s turned to the internet to post bikini ass shots….

I figure, if she’s posting shit like this, she doesn’t care that people are jerking off to pics of her naked…if anything, that’s all she fucking wants…otherwise she wouldn’t take the pics in the first place…and like I tell all girls, the second those pics leave your phone, assume they’ll be seen by more than the person you intend sees them…it’s simple sexting fact…

Either way, decent bikini bottoms, almost makes me forget her man face.

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2014

03

Sep

Natalie Dormer Panty Flash of the Day

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Natalie Dormer flashed her panties. I guess this is a big deal because the entire world is obsessed with Game of Thrones. So seeing her panties filled with her vagina meat, some of which is spilling out like an overstuffed pizza pocket, or sandwich you feel you just landed a great deal on, is probably exciting to some of you…I’m just bummed they aren’t sheer or even cum stained enough. I’ve just see so many panty flashes in the last 10 years, that another one on the list doesn’t really inspire….but I’ll still look because a girl’s panties are more interesting to stare at than her face….or whatever you’re supposed to look at when she’s fully clothed and not spreading her legs.

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2014

03

Sep

Emmy Rossum for Instagram of the Day

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I don’t know why I don’t think Emmy Rossum has anything interesting going for her.

Maybe I am the kind of guy who sees a girl willing to get naked and immediately hates her after she gets naked because it means that she’s a hooker…but not the good kind of hooker, the fake kind of hooker who allocates high concept and pretentiousness to her hooking. Where as real hookers are some of the most honest and down to earth people, who get they are being paid to fuck, while these hollywood hookers, pretend their hooking is ART or Love…when clearly it’s all for fame and fortune…

Maybe I don’t think she looks that great when she gets naked in her cable show…naked. A move she made to get on that map that worked, becasue getting naked gets you noticed…

Maybe I just don’t like that she’s blocked me on the internet, like shitting on any chance we had at love and friendship because she’s an egotistical cunt who is too snobby to support what we do here…

But I do think she looks her best in these behind the scenes Cosmo pics. I guess she’s been working out.

She also posted this bikini pic…

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2014

03

Sep

Taylor Swift Legs of the Day

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I think that Taylor Swift burning through a bunch of men, like some kind of sex crazed girl, who has way too much money and fame, and the only satisfaction she can get is through filling the void between her legs, until realizing that the dudes she runs after are actually horrible people, who burn through pussy, more than she burns through cock, leading every with burnt pussies and cocks, since Hollywood doesn’t use condoms.

That said ,she’s gone onto lesbianism with a Victoria’s Secret model, where I guess they starve themselves together, while licking each other’s clits, it’s the trendy thing to do, and more importantly, something different for someone who’s already fucked so much…

The whole thing has done great for her long, thin legs, that she’s all about showing off, and that I am all about looking at, even if I think Taylor Swift and her slut ways are bullshit…

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Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift Legs of the Day

I think that Taylor Swift burning through a bunch of men, like some kind of sex crazed girl, who has way too much money and fame, and the only satisfaction she can get is through filling the void between her legs, until realizing that the dudes she runs after are actually horrible people, who burn through pussy, more than she burns through cock, leading every with burnt pussies and cocks, since Hollywood doesn’t use condoms.

That said ,she’s gone onto lesbianism with a Victoria’s Secret model, where I guess they starve themselves together, while licking each other’s clits, it’s the trendy thing to do, and more importantly, something different for someone who’s already fucked so much…

The whole thing has done great for her long, thin legs, that she’s all about showing off, and that I am all about looking at, even if I think Taylor Swift and her slut ways are bullshit…

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2014

03

Sep

Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini on a Swan of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes is some 25 year old Canadian who I have never met, even though I am in Canada, and you would think we all know each other, since Canada is one shitty small town filled with beavers, maple trees and ice, but I don’t leave my house and Jessica Lowndes lives in Los Angeles, being all “famous” thanks to landing one bullshit role on a bullshit show that is not on TV anymore, but that still make her think she’s more important and better than the people she’s left back home…even though she’s barely working now, but instead shooting slutty pics in her bikini for instagram, hoping someone will notice…like the bottom feeder she may not admit she is, but that she totally is….and luckily, I like bottom feeders, but that’s just becuase rim jobs feel good knowing that a girl is willing to lick your unshowered sweaty asshole, risking E Coli to please you…right…

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2014

03

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Selfie of the Day

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The nice thing about the cameraphone and social media, is that even when the industry doesn’t give a fuck about you, you can always take a selfie and get your fans to click “LIKE”…it’s the kind of thing that keeps an low level, failed, actress no one wants to hire from killing herself. If this was an era pre-social media, it would be safe to say that Lohan would have been dead long ago, but instead her Twitter and Instagram keep her going, and keep her delusional, thinking there is another round for her…when clearly – every day that goes by, she’s further and further gone…

I still think she’s lovely, but only because she’s not fat, and still has her big implants..everything else about her is just crazy and horrible…but those tits…not a bad investment at all..

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2014

03

Sep

Rihanna Bikini on Vacation of the Day

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Rihanna is on Vacation…and for some reason she’s doing silly instagram photoshoots with her friend that she carts around with her. I forget her name, but she’s everywhere Rihanna goes, I assume on payroll, acting as her assistant, who gets shit on by her, but who east the shit, because scat is popular now, in style now, and more importantly, it comes with all the perks of travelling the world with Rihanna for free…

I am pretty disappointed, that during a nude pic scandal, Rihanna wouldn’t step up her game and make her bikini shoot for instagram – a little more spread asshole.

The reason I am disappointed in these pics, is because she’s the kind of girl who goes out practically naked on the regular…so seeing basic bikini action, is just dull…but I guess I am jaded, because I find spread asshole pics dull too, I just like that they happen…it kind of blurs the hypocrisy of Hollywood and Entertainment being wholesome, even though it’s really the most sleazy industry of fucking, drugs, and scamming around…

Here are the pics…

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2014

03

Sep

Emma Stern Nielsen for Wildfox of the DAy

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Emma Stern Nielsen is the new object of my desire…the kind of girl I would watch masturbate, but I guess that isn’t saying much, because I have proven to myself – time and time again – that I will watch any girl masturbate, no matter how weird, disgusting or how bad they look like they smell, I’ll be front row, with or without popcorn, because watching girls masturbate is one of my most favorite things…

That said, Emma Stern Nielsen, is still pretty amazing…almost worth getting arrested for stalking..

The pics are for Wildfox, shot by my friend Mark Hunter…who I am going to harrass for the more naked pics you know he has from the topless portion of this campaign…you know the BTS VIP hustle…because nipples make toplessness official.

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2014

03

Sep

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped and Nude for GQ of the Day

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I’ve already gone over the whole Kim Kardashian too many times. I figure life would have been better for all of us, except maybe Kim Kardashian, if we ended our coverage of her the week after the Sex Tape happened, like she was so many of the irrelevant stars of sex tapes before her, because I’ve seen the tape, it’s alright, but not worth the 100,000,000 dollars and TV career she’s had since. I mean the fact that she’s celebrated for interracial, unprotected sex, that was staged and under the guise that it was stolen from her and she was a victim, something anyone in porn would know was bullshit, I mean just look at how the nude hacked pics are being handled….no one is monetizing them, everyone is scared to post them, because the FBI is on it and out for blood…but for some reason…when it happened to Kardashian, a company still sells the fucking tape to this day, fully legally, because she’s full of shit….and so are these GQ Nude pics, because when you get photoshopped a bit too much, you no longer remain yourself, but a artist rendering of yourself…I mean you’d have to be a twisted artist to want to get Kim K naked at this stage in the game, you know the kind of artist who makes art with his feces….but here they are anyway.

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2014

03

Sep

Nude Wrestlers of the Day

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I am not even going to bother looking up these two wrestler chicks to see if these nude pics of them are legit or not.

I am going to assume that they are a couple of possible ex hookers, strippers or porn chicks turned WWE girls, because WWE girls all look like hookers…that kind of look speaks to the wrestling market, which for the most part is serious white trash, that is very very very loyal to the whole wrestling movement and love and support everything that has to do with wrestling, making me realize that wrestling is just

Their names are Melina and Velet Sky and I feel like they are jumping on the band wagon of “The Fappening” celeb nude hack of the century. Because if I was looking for PR, I’d be doing the exact same thing…especially when I am the closest thing to being a pornstar without doing porn.

Bonus – Here is WWE Diva Rosa Mendes having a Wardrobe Malfunction last night during her match on ”Main Event” live on the WWE Network.

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