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2014

05

Sep

Lara Stone in Calvin Klein of the Day

Lara Stone tried to sue me once, I don’t know if that was just her flirting with me, you know playing hard to get, or maybe she is just a bratty cunt who thinks people who post paparazzi pics of her shitty honeymoon deserve to be punished, since it is her private moment of officially winning at gold digging….

The lawsuit never went anywhere, because her shitty honeymoon pictures she wanted off the site were hardly as interesting as her model pics, that are for the most part topless and busty, and photoshopped and lit proper that make her look like less of a vile hag….and more of a lovely girl you’d masturbate to…like in this Calvin Klein campaign…that’s not all that amazing, but that made her more money than I’m getting for posting it, since Calvin Klien isn’t one of our corporate sponsors…even though they should be….

Here’s a Commercial….

Here’s another Commercial….

Posted in:Lara Stone

2014

05

Sep

Jessica Biel in Bed to Inspire You Lasting Longer in Bed of the Day

Here’s a little / big and muscular possibly scary and married to the lamest effeminate motherfucker Jessica Biel in bed to inspire you to LAST LONGER IN BED …because when you see girls in bed, whether they are famous or not, you should want to make that moment last as long as you can, especially since it never really happens for you…seeing as you’re a socially awkward creep, but I guess you could still get that last longer in bed spray HERE to make your premature ejaculation masturbation better…whether looking at Jessica Biel in Yahoo! photoshoots or whatever other weird fetish shit you’re into..

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2014

05

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Watching TV of the Day

Aubrey O’Day was once a pig getting violated by the black billionaire rappers who gave her a chance on their TV show…a pig who slowly got fatter and fatter until no one cared about her anymore…not that the black billionaire rapper ever did…but she probably liked to think he did…because it made her feel better about herself….and her sleeping with the boss.

But she’s gone back to white, she’s got fit, and things are turning around for her.

I’m not one of the anti-black guys on white girls, I actually encourage it, because it pisses white guys off so much, but I am just saying that she’s lookin’ amazing…at least from this angle…but then again, who doesn’t look good at this angle…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2014

05

Sep

Anna Ewers for Interview of the Day

Anna Ewers, not to be confused with Hannah Sewers, a bitch I once fucked who had a pussy that smelled like raw sewage, thanks to bad hygiene, an infection and what possibly was a ruptured large intestine from an insertion injury that lead to shit in the cunt….

I made that story up, but this Anna Ewers who rhymes with Sewers and sewers smell like shit…and the last thing I want to think about when I see a hot topless model…who isn’t as topless as she has been in the past… HERE

She should change her name to Anna Sunshine of my Life…or something with a little less EW and a lot more romance…

Posted in:Anna Ewers

2014

05

Sep

Tiernan Cowling’s Lingerie Shoot for Galore of the Day

Tiernan Cowling is a model who is engaged to DJ Superstar Steve Aoki – he’s a friend and now his girlfriend’s Australian model tits are too…

I’ve never met her, and that’s probably a good thing, because I am the kind of friend who would totally trick your girlfriend into getting naked in front of me…but I guess the good people at GALORE..who are also friends beat me to it…

I guess tits and nudity isn’t really a big deal anymore, everyone’s doing it, especially relevant people, but I still like lookin’ at it…I’m old school like that…

Posted in:Tiernan Cowling

2014

05

Sep

McKayla Maroney in a Bikini for Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

I know these bikini ice bucket videos of McKayla Maroney are Three weeks old…but I figured I’d post them anyway, not because I am a fan of hers or think she’s hot…but because in her awkwardness, I always had a feeling she was a bit of sexual deviant, up on some Alyson Hannigan in American Pie band camp shit, where despite looking like a total stunted, 12 year old, coddled by her stage mom personality…she was actually loving the male attention…and even taking nudes…so basically, American Gold Medal hero…was producing underage pornography – but she won’t go to jail for it…

She’ll just hit the gym in her gymnast leotard, to get your weird gymnast fetishes going, you sexual deviant…pretending her nudes didn’t happen..when clearly they happened…because that’s what her lawyers said….

I know not very exciting stuff, but I’m hungover so it’s good enough.

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A ONE PIECE AT THE GYM CLICK HERE

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2014

05

Sep

Russian Woman and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Couple Fighting

Putin is a Cry Baby

A Group of Unprovoked Black Kids Beat Up a White Couple

Kids Fight Security Guards

UK Primeminister Handshake Fail

Criminal of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

05

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The Failed sext of the day:

“On a scale from 1 to I am wearing depends – how wet is your vagina”

Here are some morning links…

Jen Selter Still Has a Fake Ass
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The Weirdest Things on Google Streetview
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Scar-Jo Baby Maker
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12 Restaurants That Should Consider a Name Change
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Yasmine Colt – Bikini Bottoms
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Lisa Opie in a Bikini of the Day
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The Best Sorority Girl Tits in a Promo Pic I’ve Seen Today
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Larry David Talks Dating with Fallon
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WATCH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Kim Kardashian Hates Rita Ora
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Jonas Brother is a Homo
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Aaron Rodgers Refuses to Shake Richard Sherman’s Hand
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14 Google Safesearch Results for Dirty Phrases
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

In the wake of Joan Rivers’ death, I can’t stop looking at Bar Refaeli’s anus from the leaked pictures this past weekend, the two things are totally unrelated, but I guess I knew she was dead back when the botched surgery happened last week. 81 year olds don’t recover from that shit, even if they are robots…

To deal with my sadness of the loss of a talent, even though I don’t care, but love her or hate her, she was talented for a girl, I am going to make girls let me watch them get off…as payment for my attention.

Here are some stepLINKS…

25 Movies That Already Sound Like Their Own Porn Parodies
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Things the Bounce
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Maria Sharapova – Tennis Ass
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Brad and Angelina Got 5 Million for their Wedding Pics
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Daisy Lowe is Amazing
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Floyd Mayweather Fiancee is Suing Him over a Gun
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Kids are Weird.
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Models in Bikinis Taking Selfies
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Ashley Greene Busty
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Hailey Baldwin in a See Through Top…
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Slut of the Day..
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Jessica Biel Gets Cheated On
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12 Restaurants that Should Change Their Name…
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I am So Into Taylor Swift’s Legs
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Alyssa Milano Birthed a Hairy Little Troll
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The Hottest Jennifer Lawrence Pic You’ll See This Week 😉
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Kim Kardashian is a Nasty Slut..
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WWE Diva Ass Flash
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UCLA Volleyball Team is Alright
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Chris Pratt Threw a Terrible First Pitch..
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Some Yasmine Colt Hooker Looking Girl for Some Water Company
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Some Jessica Killings Chick from FHM
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Justin Theroux’s Bulge
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Some Ashley Tisdale Chick Legs
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Some Debby Ryan Chick for some Bello Magazine
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Girl Not Wearing Bras
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The 35 Hottest Beyonce Pics….
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January Jones Wants Fat Jews To Drink her Butt Sweat
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Some Vanessa Hudgens at Some Event
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Some Camille Marrone Chick for Some Clothing Company
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Compilation of Old School NFL Commercials
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15 Songs Your Favorite Artists Should Have Never Made…
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Jen Selter Ass Pics
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Anne Hathaway Booty
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Legal McKayla Maroney – Bathing Suit
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Alexandra Daddario See Through to Bra
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Rihanna in a Bikini on Vacation…
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Some Amanda Seyfried Legs
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The Next Dancing With the Stars Contestants
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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11 Satisfying Mentos and Coke GIFs
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Big Old Boobs
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Seagull Shits on a Girl’s Face
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WATCH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Girl and Her Booty….
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Find Cougars Who Want to Fuck You
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Titty Torture
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Tessa Fowler Has Huge Boobs
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Singer Disses Handicapped People
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Greek Chick in a One Piece
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Tennis Camp Flash
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Jogging Flash and Cameltoe
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Sep

J.Lo and Iggy Azalea Booty Teaser of the Day

J.Lo and Iggy Azalea have a song called Booty…because I guess they both have big fat asses, and asses are trendy, and white girls everywhere are celebrating their fat asses, and I am not into hip hop, but I get the appeal for the most part, if they aren’t horribly fat and riddled with cellulite, and if they girl with the fat ass either has done a lot of squats or more importantly, some waist training, as these chubby white girls do…and in being J.Lo and Iggy Azalea it’s pretty gratuitous, even though J.Lo is too old for this exploitative ass parade, and this Iggy will just do anything to next level herself…so working with J.Lo, who will do anything to stay relevant…makes sense and so does their fat asses covered in Jelly, lube-like substance…

Posted in:J.Lo