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2014

19

Aug

Tara Reid’s Instagram Bikini Pics Continue of the Day

I guess Tara Reid is trolling us…but I can’t really be too sure.

It’s like she’s either loving all the attention she’s finally getting again, thanks to being in Sharknado, a job she probably signed up to thinking was the end for her, but was just desperate to get some income, that totally turned around for her…something she doesn’t want to let dry up like her body…

Or she knows she looks like a zombie corpse coming to eat our brains in some Springbreak themed straight to netflix low budget movie that can afford her 1000 dollar day rate, but can’t afford a make-up artist, so they’ll just ride of her malnourished body and soul, thanks to drinking, drugs and some of the worst fake tits ever bought…that she’s signed up to.

And the weird thing is that I love it. I think she thinks she looks hotter than I think she does….but in my defines I have an frail, old, leathery like a boot of a woman who has lived the beach party life 40 years too long, a real lifer, too weak to run, but never too week for body shots…fetish

I think these are her third set of bikini pics in the last 10 days…genius.

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2014

19

Aug

Zoe Saldana’s Interesting Pregnant Look of the Day

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Zoe Saldana is pregnant, and in being pregnant she decided to jump on the free the nipple campaign, without really freeing the nipple, but rather by wearing no bra, as her breasts and hormones start to get jacked, in what kind of makes her look like she’s getting some of those “just hitting puberty tits”…it’s time to get a bra, even though your flat chested, Uncle Tom Boy ass never wore one in her life, because puffy nipples, despite being a fetish with sites devoted to them, aren’t as hot as hard milk filled tits should be, but then again, maybe I’m just thrown off by the creature growing inside her uterus like some kind of horrible alien…I mean, maybe that’s why I don’t find anything about this hot…

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2014

19

Aug

Lady Gag is Fat and Weird in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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This is pretty terrifying…

Lady Gag who is a solid 30 pounds heavier than she was at her peak of touring, which with a face like her’s, she needed to be fit to have any sort of redeeming qualities, has fully fallen off the rails of her own delusions, or maybe even fame hunger, and because a sloppy, pig-like version of herself, with a good measure of superficial weirdness to try to make her feel like she’s not just a vapid pop tart, but rather some visionary on some mission. Egotistical people who had no self esteem growing up, but who find huge success and celebrity get confused like that. But the problem with not being authentic is that the public gets bored of your shit, and in turn you crash and burn…

If she played this out in a more controlled way, she would have easily pumped out a bunch more hits, but now she’s just eating her feelings as she crashes and burns.

But she’s doing it in a see through top, because attention seeking…will go down with the ship that is Lady Gag…and I kind of like her tits…even though I think she’s ridiculous, useless, and a fucking hack…because tits don’t deserve to be judged by the cunt they are attached to..

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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

19

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Interesting Bikini Pic of the Day

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Kim Kardashian posted this self shot paparazzi picture of herself posing at some ridiculous angle to look like she’s got a rocking’ thick body, and not that body of a fat mom who is still eating for two because she’s forgot she’s given birth to her marketing tool, because it’s been handed off to handlers and she’s far more interested in cake….

I just think it’s funny because I know there’s a hired photographer doing this for her, it’s not some selfie on her phone shit, and I’d love to see what the outtakes of the pictures look like, because you know they are out there, but the people involved aren’t bitter enough to leak them…even if they fucking should…

On a side note, I’ve heard that this shameless self promoter, you know a girl who wanted fame for her family so much that she bit the bullet, and sad on a black cock in video for the world to see for it, and in a lot of way, that’s more than most than most people do…so maybe I shouldn’t hate as much as I do…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

19

Aug

Xenia Deli in Lingerie of the Day

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One of the hotter models out there is Xenia Deli. I just don’t think the industry has really eaten her up as much as she’d like, or really as much as I’d like, because she’s a serious fucking babe. Far more impressive to look at than I’d say 99 percent of working models, actors or really anyone. The kind of girl you look at and think her existence is unfair because she’s almost flawless, and the only real angle you have to tease her is her name, since it reminds you of a sloppy, meaty, greasy pussy…but when attached to this, it’s the kind of panty deli you would bury yourself in…making her just an immigrant angel sent from heaven, who should be doing classier campaigns that whatever this low level stripper/sex shop looking garbage is…

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2014

19

Aug

Taylor Swift’s Twerking Video of the Day

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4,000,000 or more people beat me to this new Taylor Swift video that reminds the country music industry that she just used them to get into pop, because country is one of those really strong markets that is easy to break into, with fans that are really fucking loyal and who can help you generate revenue that you can use to build up your teen audience, in a best of both worlds kinds of play…

But it is safe to say that with her billion dollar empire, all the cock she’s had, the recent lesbian relationship with a bikini model, the fact that she’s more stylish, lean and even kind of sexy…that she’s officially gone hollywood…and if you don’t believe me…watch her twerk.

That’s always a clear cut sign that the Country Music focus has shifted, because Twerking is anti christian…

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2014

19

Aug

Springbreakers Do the Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson…did the ice bucket challenge…

I can’t figure out if this is erotic, or cute, or funny, or annoying, but I can say that I like little hairy monkey Vanessa Hudgens better than Benson, and I like Benson better topless, and I like both of them better when they were in Spring Breakers together having a threesome in a pool, which I guess is a better version of them being wet…for charity, or really for anything…especially when in another language…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|Vanessa Hudgens

2014

19

Aug

GiGi Paris for Neave Bozorgi of the Day

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GiGi Paris is a model.

In 2010 she was an A-Cup, but it seems that her decisions in modelling have taken her down a different route, that involves breast implants, which is actually something that 90 percent of bikini models have and really not that big of a deal in the event you think I care whether these tits are real or not, when not touching them, and not absurd, it really is irrelevant to me. Plus I fucked a bunch of fake tits and they aren’t always ridiculous as they look.

That said, this is some campaign of her by some photographer named Neave, who may not be the best there is, but he’s got a huge instagram following and I guess that means people like his work..

I just prefer when black and white doesn’t happen, unless it is shot on black and white film, otherwise it’s just lame…like trying to be artistic or something..that would be more interesting if his art involved spread vag.

Either way, she’s a babe enough for me to look at.

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2014

19

Aug

Miley Cyrus Does the Rice Bucket Challenge of the Day

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Miley Cyrus was challenged to do the Ice Bucket challenge, and putting her spin on it didn’t involve any vagina insertion, as you’d expect from seeing pics from her stage show, you know filling the leotard that hugs her labia so tightly that you can see her fucking uterus, but instead involved her mocking the whole thing, and/or asians by repurposing the campaign that you may find stupid, but that I approve of, because seeing these assholes dump shit on their heads instead of paying 100 dollars, is funny to me….by calling it the rice bucket challenge. And to think people say she’s an idiot…

That said, here’s Rita Ora Doing It…In a Sports Bra..maybe a bit wetter and more erotic…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

19

Aug

Jessica Simpson’s Huge Tits in an Ad of the Day

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Apparently Jessica Simpson whoring out herself and her tits to a fragrance like it was her Kmart clothing line, because it probably is part of her Kmart clothing like or like it was her Weight Watchers campaign that paid her a shit ton of money, because Jessica Simpson speaks to low income trash thanks to being their idol when they were 15 and pregnant in the trailer park a decade ago…they buy all her nonsense, and I can’t figure out why, other than that they only have a Jessica Simpson CD in their car that they keep on repeat – because they can’t afford the luxuries of other CDs…

Or maybe, just maybe, Jessica Simpson, who plays dumb, has a massively talented management team who have figured out exactly how to market her to make billions of dollars, and the good news for you, if you’re into a wholesome looking, despite being a divorcee who had kids out of wedlock, is that every once in a while they showcase her tits…like this…speaking directly to my dick making me wish it was a scratch and sniff..titties smell like flowers…let me taste…kind of ad…instead of just being a youtube video. But maybe I’m perverted and too into mom tits.

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