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2014

31

Aug

Victoria Justice “alleged” Topless Pics of the DAY

I am annoyed of all these celebrity nudes, they are boring to me. I think it’s semi funny that they all got hacked, but at the same time, there is so much nudity out there, I can’t see this being any different. A girl, taking nudes, OMG…it’s what everyone does because everyone wants someone to jerk off to them, especially when on the road.

That said, this Victoria Justice girl, with great tits, was smart enough to crop her face out of her nudes, in case something like this happened = but was not smart enough to not save them on icloud, or use a secure password…

Silly people everywhere…tits.

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2014

31

Aug

Jennifer Lawrence “Alleged” Leaked Nudes on Reddit of the Day

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Leave it up to Jennifer Lawrence to be annoying and release nudes – when I’m wasted in the gutter on a long weekedn – even though everyday is the weekend.

She’s got good enough tits and the fact she is a narcissist taking nudes of herself makes me dislike her a lot less that I already do… but she’s still the fucking worst, overhyped, garbage Holywood has to offer…with 2 too many oscars…

All this to say, Jennifer Lawrence shouldn’t be mad about these pics, she looks substantially better naked than I’d ever though, in fact she should only be naked from this day on, since clothes ruin her, and naked makes her tolerable…

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2014

31

Aug

Kate Upton “alleged” Leaked Pics on Reddit of the Day

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I am going to assume Kate Upton’s boyfriend’s phone was hacked and that not all these girls are Kate Upton, but some of them clearly are, and she’s not half as bad as she is in bikinis, because I guess her fat when not strapped and harnessed in, is less offensive and less pig like…

I still feel like I’m watching the nature channel…or babe pig in the bedroom…but I am an asshole.

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2014

31

Aug

McKayla Maroney “Alleged” Leaked Thong Pic on Reddit of the DAy

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Here’s a fit American Hero, Gold Medal Winning, McKayla Maroney, who acts like she’s 12, but is actually 18, and now in a thong with a tight fit ass, in leaked pics, and you know she knows exactly what she’s doing in these pics, and she’s putting out there for male attention, because even girls who act 12, have seen porn and know what guys want….faschinating.

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2014

31

Aug

Brie Larson “alleged” Topless Leaked Pics on Reddit of the Day

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Brie Larson had some tit pics leaked to. I don’t know who she is, or care, I am too busy figuring out her nipple length to really bother digging into this, which I am confident has officially put her on the map like she was Vanessa Hudgens when her nudes got leaked…

This is the way careers get launched, just ask Kat Dennings…

Keep up the good sexts, I just wish there was more spread pussy in them…

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2014

31

Aug

Lea Michele “Alleged” Leaked Selfie on Reddit of the Day

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Leave it up to Lea Michele to jump on the leaked celebrity nude bandwagon, we’ll call it the labor day massacre, only unlike all the other girls who had their pics put out there today, Lea Michele’s is the fucking worst. I wonder if this was for her fake boyfriend who she was dating for the sake of ratings….because this kind of sex could turn me to suicide too…or maybe she’s just so sad from pretending to be sad from his death to take a good nude selfie…

Who cares.

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2014

31

Aug

Kirsten Dunst “alleged” Topless Leaked Pics on Reddit of the Day

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In the event you are on the interent, you’ll know that there has been a shit load of pics posted to Reddit from what I assume is another celebrity hack someone is going to be going to jail for.

Kirsten Dunst was one of the victims, showing off her big, old, drunk tits, that I used to be into in the late 90s…but that I guess she’s showing now because she’s got very little else to do with her time.

Thank god for that.

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2014

31

Aug

Becca Tobin’s “alleged” Leaked Nudes for Reddit of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas like a nude star from Glee in some self shot nudes…featuring some bald vagina…even though bald vagina nude selfies should never include face…

The fact is that everyone has nudes now, that’s the whole point of cell phones, it’s hardly a big deal, but I’d rather see any girl nude than clothed, so I guess this shit matters…even though it’s nothing worth killing yourself or being humilated over, especially when you’re a fucking actor.

If anything, it’s a sold play…to get me and the rest of the world to know who you are..

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2014

31

Aug

Jessica Brown Findlay is the Star of the Hacked Nudes of the Day

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I don’t know who Jessica Brown Findlay chick- is but I know she fucking won this iCloud hack with the DICK in eye pic….

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2014

31

Aug

Melissa Benoist “Alleged” Fucking pics of the Day

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Apparently this is Melissa Benoist, some Glee cast member, fucking some dude with a condom on, in some self shot porno that was totally staged and unnecessary, reminding everyone that we’re all fucking pornstars, even when we pretend we aren’t.

I am just shocked she is using a condom. No one uses condoms anymore, especially not hollywood people. Not that she really counts as hollywood people, but you get what I’m saying.

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