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2014

14

Aug

Hanne Gaby Odiele Nipple for Harper’s Bazaar of the day

Hanne Gaby Odiele is a 26 year old model – she is from Belgium and she is showing her tit in an ad heavy magazine owned by the Hearst Corporation because tits in fashion magazines are marketable – but tits on smutty websites are considered porn.

I am still trying to figure out who decides what tit is fashion and what tit is porn, when really no tit should be porn, it’s not like tit is the same as penetrative sex videos staring two massive cock and one girl with broken down daddy issues…

It is this big mystery to me. Why can Hanne Gaby Odiele be sponsored by the LVMH Group of luxury…while some random trick topless is frowned upon.

The world of advertising makes no sense to me, but I think it’s like a roller coaster if your tits are on someone over 5 foot 9 with a 24 waist it’s cool, cuz you’re no longer a woman anymore – but rather some kind of creature…sent to wear expensive clothing or not – depending on the photographer’s vision…

And what it comes down to is that I still see nipples, and nipples are all that matter.

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2014

14

Aug

Selena Gomez “Taking a Shit” Selfie of the Day

I have a feeling that this is a picture of Selena Gomez “taking a shit” selfie. Which in case you didn’t know is the least sexy kind of selfie a girl can take, because no one want your 5 minutes you take to style your self shot bullshit, because you are an egotistical cunt to be while shitting. Most of us still don’t want to admit girls shit…even though We’ve all seen it.

I am not too sure what LUPUS, a disease she has, does to her shitting. I just know that she posted that she worked out twice earlier in the day and was craving fast food or something along those fat girl guidelines…that leads to nasty shits…and I guess this is the after effect….while reading tweets…something 90 percent of people into shitting with their phones do…when they aren’t taking SELFIES…

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2014

14

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Has Crabs of the Day

She also has slaves. She’s South African, that’s kinda what those racists do, especially when they own farms and her family owns farms. It’s not anyone’s fault, it is just historical fact we can’t deny. Just like how the AIDS rate in South Africa is high enough to make you probably consider using a condom with someone like Candice Swanepoel, if you had any control of your penis provided you ever got close enough to Candice Swanepoel. It would be more of a “let’s risk this and hope she gets pregnant, is religious, pro life and stuck to me forever, I could use the monthly stipend”…you would just need to tolerate her awful, abrasive, trashier than Australian accent, which I could easily do.

TO SEE HER BEHIND THE SCENES ON SET IN LINGERIE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

14

Aug

Natasha Poly for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Natasha Poly is a hot Russian…and she’s in Harper’s Bazaar. The pics aren’t scandalous, they don’t showcase her awesome tits that you’ve seen HERE and HERE

I guess the only tragedy in the whole thing is that she’s not a Russian cam girl like you probably wish she was, because from what I’ve been told some cam girls will go as far as to shit on the floor for you – if you offer them like 100 bucks…it is more than their Russian family makes in a month working hard labor…

While Natasha Poly, despite having that upbringing, is probably over 10k a day with no shitting – because models don’t eat.

It’s not because she doesn’t want to and isn’t naughty like that but it is because she’s got no shit to shit….

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2014

14

Aug

Lourdes Leone 17 and Smoking Weed in a Bikini of the Day

I guess she didn’t see any of the propaganda videos on weed from the 60s. I guess she doesn’t realize it is the gateway drug or that it leads to schizophrenia…

I remember a time when smoking weed was a scandal, even a career ender for celebrity and their kids, but now the people running the media, grew up smoking weed, probably still smoke weed and get it.

Next step, legalized…

I would expect more heroin snorting from Madonna’s bratty daughter. Weed is too g-rated for a rich kid. Boring. But nice bikini. Teen tits. Right.

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2014

14

Aug

Nicky Whelan Vintage Micro Bikini Shoot of the Day

I saw these pictures of some Australian Actress floating around the internet and they made me laugh for a few reasons.

The first reason is that they are obviously old, so they showcase a time when she was more of a bottom feeder, unable to pay her rent, willing to wear a skimpy sheer bikini to get her pay check. It is possible that she had no idea going into this job that it was going to be virtually nude pics of her, but she went along with it because she needed the money, but it doesn’t matter. They happened and that’s great.

It’s like every famous or semi-famous actor has funny skeletons in their closet, because usually they are a desperate bunch willing to do anything to get there.

That’s not to say Nickey Whelan is accomplished, she’s in her 30s and I’ve never heard of her, so to me that means she barely exists and might as well is a porn chick…so I’m missing the scandal element of these pics…it’s just to say you know any girl shooting anything like this for a couple hundred bucks is not proud of this moment…

The second reason is that I used to jerk off to the Micro Bikini site she is on, because I loved the amateur women who sent in pics of themselves in the see through bikinis…it was porn to me in an era when there was porn available to me…I just chose this instead…I think I may have to revisit that.

Posted in:Nicky Whelan

2014

14

Aug

Jessica Stam in Some Weirdo Photoshoot of the Day

Jessica Stam is some Canadian farm girl turned multi millionaire thanks to modelling after being found at a local TIm Hortons, which to anyone who knows Canada, knows that Tim Hortons is our version of Dunkin Donuts, and it attracts the lowest fucking form of human looking for a dollar of coffee…which makes her story almost comical…

She is from a religious family, with 6 brothers….from a fucking farm…now getting paid to get naked, half naked by major brands and photographers…for pretty much all of her 20s…I wonder if they hate her for being a sinner. This is exactly what their got opposes…

Well if they don’t, they probably will now. This photoshoot is on some fetish shit…not some fashion shit..and I kind of love it.

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2014

14

Aug

Anais Pouliot for Nasty Gal of the Day

Homegrown hero – Anus Poo-A-Lot as I like to call her…because I have the comedic abilities of a 3 year old in preschool…

Anus Poo-A-Lot is from Montreal, but I’ve never met her, making me think that I should probably leave my house more often, because there must be more of her walking the streets waiting for some big New York agency to scoop her up from her shitty small town, like she was Celine Dion without a child molesting neighbor with a vision he had to make come true, otherwise he would just look like a child molester.

But leaving the house is so boring and irrelevant, knowing that Anus Poo-A-Lot is no longer here with us, she’s too big time to bother…plus I can stare at her ass in tight jeans from the comfort of my soiled couch, in my soiled sweatpants listing to my soiled wife’s laboured breathing…there’s less chance of rape charges this way.

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2014

14

Aug

300 Pound Women Craned Out of Her House and Other Videos of the Day

Bus Drives Into a House…

Overly Optimistic Jeep Guy

Chinese Guy and his Meat Cleaver

Mark Zuckerberg Will Do Anything to Avoid Donating 100 Dollars

FLood VS Hospital

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Standing outside of a waxing salon, telling the girls to keep their bush, is usually pretty ineffective in both getting them to keep their bush, because I love bush…as well as making friends.

Here are some stepLINKS…

16 Silly Jokes..
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A History of Terry Richardson’s Grossest Moments
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Ashley Benson on Set
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Christina Aguilera Wants to do Playboy
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Taylor Swift Mocks Nerds Cuz She’s a Lesbian and Jimmy Fallon Must Die
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Car Selfies Are Hot
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Ariana Grande Ass in a Bathing Suit
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Top Ariana Grande is Crazy in Her New Video….
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North West Be Whoring
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FUCK HORNY AND AMAZING COUGARS
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Street Performance with PVC pipe
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10 Genius Ads
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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