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2014

07

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have run out of girls to sext, all the girls I’ve been sexting have ignored me. I’ve tried tinder for sexting partners but no one right swipes me, not even girls I know…so I’ve resorted to sexting random phone numbers – prank sexts – hoping someone gives in.

Turns out only dudes who want to kill you respond…

Here are some links….

10 Racist toys
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing a BRa
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Teacher of the Year
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The Best in Celebrity Incest
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Alessandra Ambrosio Shorts!
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Thunderstruck on a Banjo
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Schwarzenegger’s New Terminator Movie
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Ass
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Kanye Says the Paparazzi are Worse than Nazis
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Agent Provocateur Ad Campaign by Penelope Cruz
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Hot Girls With Messy Rooms
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Kenny Loggins is Playing Smaller Venues…
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2014

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

So many girls in really really skimpy shorts. It’s hilarious because I don’t even notice them. I am so desensitized they’d have to be fisting themselves for me to notice. But every other guy seems to notice and everyone acts all offended…pretending to be feminists with their assholes exposed because it is empowering.

I guess it is safe to say that these feminists are anti-feminist because the whole idea of feminism is to differentiate men and women while fighting for the rights of women…

I don’t know why people can’t just lighten the fuck up and fuck everyone, love everyone, and not worry if a dude gets a boner cuz a girl is showing her asshole in a pair of 300 dollar shorts she got at Urban Outfitters.

Girls don’t ask to get raped because they wear short skirts, but they do ask to tap directly into a dudes testicles making him eager to nut…leading to unwanted attention…so when you play with fire – kids die…or at least get burned…if you know what I mean…

All this to say – keep those shorts getting shorter….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Snow White Let Herself Go
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So Many Hot Asses
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Tyra Impersonates Lohan
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Elle Coulding’s Shitty Bikini Pics
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Megan Fox Doesn’t Give Her Husband Sex
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Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pic Sucks
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Slut of the Day
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Cristina De Pin Booty on the Beach
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Selena Gomez Has a Nice Ass in Her tight Jeans
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Katie Holmes on her First Press Tour
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Alison Brie Tits in GIF
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Luci Ford’s Amazing Ass….
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Lourdes Leon in a Green Bikini
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36 Hottest Pics of Marissa Miller
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Jeff Goldblum’s Weird Jurassic Park Wedding…
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Bikini Clad Elisabetta Gregoraci and her Billionaire Man – Modern Day Romeo and Juliette
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Jessie J on Set of a Photoshoot
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The Best Street Art in the World
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Some Trick Named Ana Braga in a Bikini
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V. Stivano May Have Donald Sterlings Baby…Ha!
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Kirsten Dunst is in Baby Making Mode – What a Scary THought
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April Pearson Mesh Panty Upskirt
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Minka Kelly Pokies
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Julianne Hough Dancing Cleavage
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The 2 leg Walking Bear
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Jessica Alba Takes Ownership of Her Body…Ok…
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Kevin Spacey in Drag
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36 Behind the Scenes Pics From Your Favorite Movies
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Ashley Greene Walk Of Shame Attention Seeking Grocery Shop
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Candice Swanepoel at the Airport…
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Close Call Compilation
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McKayla Maroney’s Slutty Instagram
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Gwyneth Paltrow Likes Being Slapped in the Face – Sign Me Up
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Amelle Berrabah Ass and Midriff…
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Drunk Chrissy Teigen at the Baseball Game
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Make-Up Makes Ugly Bitches Less Ugly
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Russian Farmer and His Ducks…
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Obama does Iggy Azalea
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Funny Tombstone
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Female Slut Gets Violated on Stage at Some Show
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Naked in Public
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Nude Photoshoot on VImeo
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Kim Kardashian’s See Through Top
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Redneck Bonfire
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Hot Babe in Lingerie
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Naked in Public
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Latina Amateur
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Shooting Goop Out of Things That Shouldn’t Shoot Goop
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Sin City Inspired Lingerie Shoot
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Girl Changing Panties….
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Katie Holmes Wants to Show Her Tits Again
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survery!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Aug

Madonna’s Vagina Panty Selfie of the Day

I think we can all agree that Madonna is disgusting. Even Terrifying.

With her muscular vagina that has been worked so hard over the last 3.5 decades of fucking hard to make 100s of millions of dollars.

A vagina she apparently decided to selfie in panties just to show how resilient that fucking thing is…

You know in a “Hey fucker, my fuck hole that got me here is still alive, and can squat 215″….kind of way.

She’s 60. Forgetting she’s 60. This is weird. But not as weird as knowing that in the 80s. I was all about her slutty for pop music even though she couldn’t sing hustle. It paved the way for so many aspiring sluts to embrace being a slut and I’ll never slut shame a slut…I need sluts to survive…I’ll just call them out on it and only eat them out through plastic bags…I have enough problems without having to deal with cold sores…

All this to say, I am all for freaky 60 year olds, I just don’t really want to see them in action. It’s like keep that shit to yourself, we don’t like how it looks or smells. Hang those leather and lace things up, or keep them for your own personal use. Don’t make it public. Seriously. We get it, you fuck, you’re a freak, no one wants to see it.


Posted in:Madonna

2014

06

Aug

Hanalei Reponty by David Hauserman in the Laundromat of the Day

Hanalei Reponty is a pretty amazing bodied model from Tahiti who was marketed as a surfer, even though she’s probably not actually a surfer, but then again what makes a surfer, I would assume it is anyone who can surf. Right?

I mean it’s a lifestyle bro…

Not that I would know, I am not a surfer, or a model, but I am all about looking at pictures of girls who do surf, because they generally have amazing bodies, all swimming and being beat the fuck up by waves all day…

I am not sure what this Hanalei Reponty shoot is for, I just know it is by David Hauserman who is on the rise as a photographer….

I also know that she’s showing some toplessness, because that’s just the direction everything is going, that is just what we want to see, and I am all about this movement…Models and model titties for fashion is and has always been my porn…

I blame Fashion Television running runway shows on Sundays when I only had one channel and I was forced to jerk off to it – coupled with fashion magazines always being available to jerk off to as a kid…in an era before porn…

All this to say – Hanalei Reponty is amazing.

Posted in:Hanalei Reponty

2014

06

Aug

Miriam Adler is Amazing for Derek Wood of the DAy

I don’t know who Miriam Adler is. I am guessing she’s one of these LA aspiring models who probably has a massive following on instagram, or who is trying to get a massive following on instagram, doing the same kind of thing so many other girls are doing…getting naked in photoshoots…

This one is by DEREK WOOD . I dig his vibe. I am just a cynical asshole who thinks a lot of pictures look the same…and a lot of models look the same…I’ve been overexposed but that doesn’t make me a hater…it just makes me bitter and hard to impress…It’s like girl in bikini, girl showing boobs, grainy filter…

I get it. I like that it happens. It’s a strength in numbers, so many girls are doing it that other girls are getting into it, thing….Everyone is a model, thanks to Instagram, and I am okay with it. I will look at the pics. I will email the model and ask her on dates. The whole concept of celebrities that some out of touch exec chose makes no sense to me…

This shoot was for C-Heads

Posted in:Miriam Adler

2014

06

Aug

Nicola Peltz Cleavage Pic of the Day

I support any actress or model or really any girl who has proved that Megan Fox is not a talent and is easily replaceable. Like Nicola Peltz does. That’s not to say that Nicola Peltz isn’t a talent, I would never pollute my mind with a Transformer’s movie. It’s just to say that no actors are talent. Acting is a fucking scam.

I’m not just trying to flirt with Nicola Peltz because she’s a hot 19 year old who happens to be the heir to a multi billionaire father who she obviously has a trust fund and direct link to everything she every wanted and wants…it’s all about being that 1%…I don’t care enough for that, and I don’t care if nepotism or being rich made her career happen. Even the dude working the cash at McDonald’s had an in with a friend who worked there…this is just bigger scale..

Not to mention, I am too busy staring at her instagram tit for that.

Posted in:Nicola Peltz

2014

06

Aug

Kim Kardashian Porn Nipples of the Day

Apparently, these are Kim Kardashian’s porno nipples in a see through shirt and a see through bra that I am sure weren’t worn intentionally. It’s like she’s got a team of stylists, she calls the paparazzi, despite pressing charges on the paparazzi who she doesn’t call, she has PR people and execs at the network, who’s soul purpose is to keep her relevant for one more year, since it makes a shit ton of money…definitely an accident…and accident that I thought would have better planned if another girl was being used. We’ve seen Kim Fuck…in her CELEBRITY PORN ….10 years ago…she’s profited nicely…she can chill the fuck out and not free her nipples cuz none of us want to see them really…use the publicity stunts for people who need them…

She also posted her Passport pic according to her instagram….

Here are her tits….

She’s the devil…let’s hope she gets eliminated from our lives…sooner than later.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

06

Aug

Drunk Girl Runs Into Bus Shelter Glass of the Day

Drunk girls are amazing. They are fun.

In fact they are the only girls I have ever really known or had sex with. Sober girls are just dull, boring, uptight, angry and not down to sit on my face on a park bench because I’ve convinced them I’m shooting an MTV pilot using my iPhone…you see drunk girls…along with running into things…are also very easy to convince to do things…naked things…and not feel like a predator…because I’m broke as fuck, it’s not like I bought them those drinks…they have to take responsibility for themselves…and their actions…and their intake…I’m just an innocent bystander with my own agenda that they don’t have to participate in if they really don’t want to…all I do is ask.

Either way, funny video.

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Aug

Ashley Smith and Dioni Tabbers for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Ashley Smith is a Texan model who moved to New York because she was tall, skinny, busty and had a gap tooth in an era when gap tooth models were in….

I’ve known about her for what seems like forever, she’s been making money at this, but she wasn’t a household name, she wasn’t a big deal, and for some reason – this past year something clicked, and she became more relevant…is booking bigger things…is getting a fan base…and I think she’s hot as fuck..in some big titty, party girl, crackhead…kind of way…

I’ve interacted with her at least once when she was not doing much…I tried to sing her vagina love songs – but she wasn’t having it. I guess she didn’t believe that we were soul mates as much as I did when staring at her tits…

She’s now in this campaign for Agent Provocateur that is hot….because Agent Provocateur is hot, even though I just assume they are owned by Victoria’s Secret.

She’s doin’ it with Dioni Tabbers…who has done a bunch of modelling, but I’m not lettinger her steal the show from the one who matters….Ashely Smith.

Posted in:Ashley Smith

2014

06

Aug

Gisele’s On the Beach of the Day

I guess Gisele Bundchen spends a lot of time in Costa Rica, because she’s been here before and she’s there again…in a bikini…because that’s just the kind of place Costa Rica is and just the kind of girl Gisele is…

She was also doing fascinating things like:

1- Kissing her Gay in the Locker room Thanks to Team Initiation and Showers – Husband on his birthday.

2- Fucking with Horses in some Equis Erotica

3 – Abusing babies

4- Praying.

But most importantly…wearing a fucking bikini because despite the miracle babies her tranny uterus we call testicles had…she’s a bikini model..and that’s how we like her… To See the bikini Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen