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2014

06

Aug

Madonna’s Vagina Panty Selfie of the Day

I think we can all agree that Madonna is disgusting. Even Terrifying.

With her muscular vagina that has been worked so hard over the last 3.5 decades of fucking hard to make 100s of millions of dollars.

A vagina she apparently decided to selfie in panties just to show how resilient that fucking thing is…

You know in a “Hey fucker, my fuck hole that got me here is still alive, and can squat 215″….kind of way.

She’s 60. Forgetting she’s 60. This is weird. But not as weird as knowing that in the 80s. I was all about her slutty for pop music even though she couldn’t sing hustle. It paved the way for so many aspiring sluts to embrace being a slut and I’ll never slut shame a slut…I need sluts to survive…I’ll just call them out on it and only eat them out through plastic bags…I have enough problems without having to deal with cold sores…

All this to say, I am all for freaky 60 year olds, I just don’t really want to see them in action. It’s like keep that shit to yourself, we don’t like how it looks or smells. Hang those leather and lace things up, or keep them for your own personal use. Don’t make it public. Seriously. We get it, you fuck, you’re a freak, no one wants to see it.

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2014

06

Aug

Hanalei Reponty by David Hauserman in the Laundromat of the Day

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Hanalei Reponty is a pretty amazing bodied model from Tahiti who was marketed as a surfer, even though she’s probably not actually a surfer, but then again what makes a surfer, I would assume it is anyone who can surf. Right?

I mean it’s a lifestyle bro…

Not that I would know, I am not a surfer, or a model, but I am all about looking at pictures of girls who do surf, because they generally have amazing bodies, all swimming and being beat the fuck up by waves all day…

I am not sure what this Hanalei Reponty shoot is for, I just know it is by David Hauserman who is on the rise as a photographer….

I also know that she’s showing some toplessness, because that’s just the direction everything is going, that is just what we want to see, and I am all about this movement…Models and model titties for fashion is and has always been my porn…

I blame Fashion Television running runway shows on Sundays when I only had one channel and I was forced to jerk off to it – coupled with fashion magazines always being available to jerk off to as a kid…in an era before porn…

All this to say – Hanalei Reponty is amazing.

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2014

06

Aug

Miriam Adler is Amazing for Derek Wood of the DAy

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I don’t know who Miriam Adler is. I am guessing she’s one of these LA aspiring models who probably has a massive following on instagram, or who is trying to get a massive following on instagram, doing the same kind of thing so many other girls are doing…getting naked in photoshoots…

This one is by DEREK WOOD . I dig his vibe. I am just a cynical asshole who thinks a lot of pictures look the same…and a lot of models look the same…I’ve been overexposed but that doesn’t make me a hater…it just makes me bitter and hard to impress…It’s like girl in bikini, girl showing boobs, grainy filter…

I get it. I like that it happens. It’s a strength in numbers, so many girls are doing it that other girls are getting into it, thing….Everyone is a model, thanks to Instagram, and I am okay with it. I will look at the pics. I will email the model and ask her on dates. The whole concept of celebrities that some out of touch exec chose makes no sense to me…

This shoot was for C-Heads

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2014

06

Aug

Nicola Peltz Cleavage Pic of the Day

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I support any actress or model or really any girl who has proved that Megan Fox is not a talent and is easily replaceable. Like Nicola Peltz does. That’s not to say that Nicola Peltz isn’t a talent, I would never pollute my mind with a Transformer’s movie. It’s just to say that no actors are talent. Acting is a fucking scam.

I’m not just trying to flirt with Nicola Peltz because she’s a hot 19 year old who happens to be the heir to a multi billionaire father who she obviously has a trust fund and direct link to everything she every wanted and wants…it’s all about being that 1%…I don’t care enough for that, and I don’t care if nepotism or being rich made her career happen. Even the dude working the cash at McDonald’s had an in with a friend who worked there…this is just bigger scale..

Not to mention, I am too busy staring at her instagram tit for that.

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2014

06

Aug

Kim Kardashian Porn Nipples of the Day

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Apparently, these are Kim Kardashian’s porno nipples in a see through shirt and a see through bra that I am sure weren’t worn intentionally. It’s like she’s got a team of stylists, she calls the paparazzi, despite pressing charges on the paparazzi who she doesn’t call, she has PR people and execs at the network, who’s soul purpose is to keep her relevant for one more year, since it makes a shit ton of money…definitely an accident…and accident that I thought would have better planned if another girl was being used. We’ve seen Kim Fuck…in her CELEBRITY PORN ….10 years ago…she’s profited nicely…she can chill the fuck out and not free her nipples cuz none of us want to see them really…use the publicity stunts for people who need them…

She also posted her Passport pic according to her instagram….

Here are her tits….

She’s the devil…let’s hope she gets eliminated from our lives…sooner than later.

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2014

06

Aug

Drunk Girl Runs Into Bus Shelter Glass of the Day

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Drunk girls are amazing. They are fun.

In fact they are the only girls I have ever really known or had sex with. Sober girls are just dull, boring, uptight, angry and not down to sit on my face on a park bench because I’ve convinced them I’m shooting an MTV pilot using my iPhone…you see drunk girls…along with running into things…are also very easy to convince to do things…naked things…and not feel like a predator…because I’m broke as fuck, it’s not like I bought them those drinks…they have to take responsibility for themselves…and their actions…and their intake…I’m just an innocent bystander with my own agenda that they don’t have to participate in if they really don’t want to…all I do is ask.

Either way, funny video.

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2014

06

Aug

Ashley Smith and Dioni Tabbers for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Ashley Smith is a Texan model who moved to New York because she was tall, skinny, busty and had a gap tooth in an era when gap tooth models were in….

I’ve known about her for what seems like forever, she’s been making money at this, but she wasn’t a household name, she wasn’t a big deal, and for some reason – this past year something clicked, and she became more relevant…is booking bigger things…is getting a fan base…and I think she’s hot as fuck..in some big titty, party girl, crackhead…kind of way…

I’ve interacted with her at least once when she was not doing much…I tried to sing her vagina love songs – but she wasn’t having it. I guess she didn’t believe that we were soul mates as much as I did when staring at her tits…

She’s now in this campaign for Agent Provocateur that is hot….because Agent Provocateur is hot, even though I just assume they are owned by Victoria’s Secret.

She’s doin’ it with Dioni Tabbers…who has done a bunch of modelling, but I’m not lettinger her steal the show from the one who matters….Ashely Smith.

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2014

06

Aug

Gisele’s On the Beach of the Day

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I guess Gisele Bundchen spends a lot of time in Costa Rica, because she’s been here before and she’s there again…in a bikini…because that’s just the kind of place Costa Rica is and just the kind of girl Gisele is…

She was also doing fascinating things like:

1- Kissing her Gay in the Locker room Thanks to Team Initiation and Showers – Husband on his birthday.

2- Fucking with Horses in some Equis Erotica

3 – Abusing babies

4- Praying.

But most importantly…wearing a fucking bikini because despite the miracle babies her tranny uterus we call testicles had…she’s a bikini model..and that’s how we like her… To See the bikini Pics CLICK HERE

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2014

06

Aug

Valerie Van Der Graaf is Good of the Day

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Valerie Van Der Graaf is a Dutch model – who has been in a bunch of campaigns, the most mainstream being Sports Illustrated, proving that just because you are hotter and more amazing than Kate Upton, the general American public will always choose the American. It’s some racism and patriotic bullshit that may makes sense when applied to wear your clothing is made, but that doesn’t make sense when applied to women, because Kate Upton is not as hot as this…and that’s the end of discussion…

Now I generally hate Black & White photos, because I know most pictures are shot on digital and turned black and white, for effect…and I hate that shit…but I do like this babe naked, busty, and hot bodied…so I’ll just imagine it in color like I used to as a poor kid playing videogames one of my mom’s john’s gave her on our shitty Mexican TV…

But this isn’t about me…it’s about magical Valerie.

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2014

06

Aug

Lea Michele’s Armpit for the Perverts of the Day

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Her name is Lea Michele. She had a fake relationship with a costar for marketing purposes, who ended up dying on her, leaving her to deal with having to pretend to mourn, but she’s a professional, and with being a professional, she snuck her actual boyfriends around. It would have been so much better for her to deal with all this if they just did a whole break up, but dying…that throws a real wrench in things. It’s not what she signed up for to get that year end bonus, but it was a good platform to make people feel sorry for her and propel, like Rihanna did when Chris Brown beat her.

It was like balancing when it was time to publicly move on – and positioning it so people didn’t hate her but felt sympathy for her trying to find love after loss…and the whole thing was a joke….kind of like her sex appeal…

But I found this one pic of her that I think at least one person can jerk off to, you know armpit fetishists, who aren’t so picky about the girls who’s armpits they want to fuck.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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