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2014

11

Aug

Rihanna Gets Tribal for W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know if this is racist…but it should be…and she should be lynched for it – because why the fuck not…right?

I mean I generally like these photographers, and the pictures are great as pictures, but I always took Rihanna as less of a South American tribal girl, and more of an african tribal girl with her tits hanging out, any chance she gets feeding the village with her bountiful milk that she got from grazing the fields in dance, and having multiple babies from being gang banged by the chief…I like to think that’s more in line with what she does…in her everyday life…

Natives won’t like this….

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2014

11

Aug

Shay Mitchell on an Inflatable in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is my new favorite Pretty Little Liar, because the other Pretty Little Liars are not as hot and this Pretty Little Liar deserves as much heat as Ashley Benson is getting, because despite not being as white, she’s also not as dumpy…and sure she’s a few bra sizes smaller, but I saw spring breakers and if a few bra sizes smaller means a few less inches on her waist…I am all for that program…

She’s wearing a one-piece, one pieces are only good if you’re over 35 and a mom, or fat..I would prefer spread eagled in a thong…but I never get what I want – so take what you get fool…

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2014

11

Aug

Genevieve Morton Doing Bikini Instagram of the Day

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Here is fat Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton – who no one really gets why she’s a Sports Illustrated model based on her lack of fitness…but who we assume was fucking an athlete early on in her career that allowed for his team to pitch her to Sports Illustrated, only to be used yearly ever since, because Sports Illustrated is loyal to their tricks, and because they felt sorry she never got any actual work. At least that’s what I assume.

I always saw her as the Kate Upton who never was, mainly because she’s an immigrant. I always wanted to see her and kate Upton have an food eating contest, because I am weird. I don’t care about her moving to LA to get famous…but I’ll post her lesson in angles…it’s like look at these big tits…they distract from everything else….

Keep on tryin’ trick.

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2014

11

Aug

Lola Mcdonnell Topless and Amazing Workout by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

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This model’s name is LOLA McDONNELL . She seems to be from Australia. She’s in this amazing workout video, that should inspire all girls to workout topless if built like this because it’s fucking hot as fuck….shot by a photographer Alessandro Casagrande, who I’ve posted before and who does awesome stuff…

I mean this is what workout videos are meant to be….

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2014

11

Aug

Audrina Patridge Bikinis of the Day

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It amazes me that NBC gave Audrina Patridge a show that airs after Saturday Night Live….I guess they think she’s a fucking joke, along with the rest of the world, but it was the same slot they gave Carson Daly before he leveraged that into hosting a hit fucking show, starring Shakira (see previous post to see who Shakira is, in the event you’re idiot)….so this Network Shit…could mean there’s more Audrina Patridge for the world…and it could be that the dumb one with fake tits because the most famous and successful one which goes to show you – that if you look good in a bikini – that’s pretty much all you fucking need to get by…or more importantly – to fucking win….

Here are some of her pics…

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2014

11

Aug

Shakira in Cosmo Argentina of the Day

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Shakira is in the latest Issue of Cosmopolitan Argentina, in the event that you aren’t up to speed on the latest in Cosmo Argentina news, you know one those magazines you let the subscription expire on, thanks to the internet…

You know a magazine where they teach you sex tips on how to seduce an American man, and how to use him to smuggle your cocaine so you can buy more cows to herd….because I assume that’s what they do in Argentina…

I just know that Shakira, as a mom and a judge on The Voice…who hangs with Adam Levine, and is pushing 40, bores me…even in photoshopped lingerie pics.

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2014

11

Aug

Julija Steponaviciute for Elle France of the Day

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If you know anything about this site you know that I’ve branded everything with the word step in front of it. Sure I’ve never done anything with the brand – but the idea was there.

From stepTV, to stepLINKS, to stepLISTS, to stepFAME, to stepGIRLS, to stepEXCLUSIVE…I am fucking annoying with the step…

But to see a girl, a model, a topless model from Lithuania branded as Julija stepONAVICIUTE ….

I have no choice but to locigally assume, we are soul mates…this is destiny, she belongs to me and my heart to her…and while I figure out how and why we aren’t together, and how I am going to change that I’ll let you stare at her tits in ELLE FRANCE, where tits are considered shirts and we like them for that…because I don’t mind letting you look at my stepSOULMATES tits.

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2014

11

Aug

Alexa Vega’s Underwater Tits of the Day

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Her name is Alexa Vega. She is some married chick who you may remember as the tween Robert Rodriguez had a “boner” for. I don’t want to say that he molested her on the set of Spy Kids, because I would be making that up, but I will say that he is the only person who has ever really given her work, and to me that means she’s probably got some dirt on him that she’s using to extort him…or maybe, just maybe, he’s like you creepy dudes who watch your neighbor’s kids grow up, and one day realize “shit they have tits, I’m gonna go watch her sun tan and film it for later”…you know cuz thanks to technology – we’re all filmmakers now…

She posted this under water, titties be floating pic…and so am I…because Alexa Vega and me…are so fucking similar like that. #twinsies

If girls drowning and struggling for air is your fetish – watch out.

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2014

11

Aug

Irina Shayk in Some Shitty Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

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Irina Shayk bores me. I think I have attention span issues, or maybe I am just not excited by pictures of huge movie stars like Irina Shayk, who in the event you didn’t know, was cast in Hercules, because of her very astute acting ability. It’s like she’s a professional trained actor, probably because Russians are disciplined, and hookers have the ability to be anything you want them to be..

That’s not to say Irina Shayk is a hooker, I mean I’m sure a lot of non-hookers have been recruited by professional soccer players to pretend to be their girlfriend in exchange for Sports Illustrated campaigns that his agent can easily coordinate, and that will help their storyline along…especially when they are Russian…

Russian girls are just hot, have no souls and like money…whatever…so do all girls..

Anyway, with her fame and success thanks to strategic BEARDING, she’s in this campaign for some bathing suit company…yes, it is boring…but she’s still a babe and that’s enough for me.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

11

Aug

Kendall Jenner and Other Models Stripped for LOVE Magazine of the Day

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LOVE MAGAZINE is some big deal in the UK, and they got a bunch of models topless for their latest issue, that had Kendall Jenner on one of their covers, because Kendall is an aspiring model, it is good for her ego, and Kendall has worked really hard being whored out by her mother on TV, to get to this level of fame and success…she did it all on her own…

And reality is, when you drop out of school because you are rich as god, you could be doing worse things than trying to make it as a model…like heroin until you overdose, like other rich kids do…so I guess her work ethic, even if modelling isn’t actual work…especially for a Kardashian…it’s more like praise they need to get by…

Anyway, one of the features is all the models in the issue topless…the models include but may not be pictured:

Alina Levinchinkina, Binx Walton, Issa Lish, Jazmin Willis, Jing Wen, Julia Nobis, Kendal Jenner, lanley Fox, Matilda Lowther, Mica Arganaraz, Shannon Clagett, Ysaunny Brito

Meaning, one of these sets of tits could be a topless Jenner. I just don’t know which one, because I can’t be that involved with such trash…you know filling my brain with the ability to recognize a Jenner…seems like a waste of energy…but here are the pics – you can work this one out on your own.

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