2014
13
Aug
Ana is some amazing model, who proves that when you pose nude for a photographer like Marco Michietto , the black and white makes it hip on some “artistic” kick instead of some smutty kick, but artistic or not, anything can be smutty if you look at it the right way, from the right angle, which is what I always try to do…
Here are the pics….they are good.
Posted in:Ana
2014
13
Aug
Iggy Azalea’s storyline annoys me. I am just not a believer that any girl packaged as a rapper for the white suburban girl market who has achieved this level of success with her dumpy fat ass and stupid lyrics…
But I am a believer of Rita Ora’s big silly tits…in costume.
Here they are shitting on Kill Bill.
Posted in:Rita Ora
2014
13
Aug
These pictures are apparently of Jodie Foster, I have no idea if that’s true, but they are obviously not very recent. Someone emailed them to me saying that they were pics that her mom shot of her when she was 18 to send to a producer to get her a job…because even in the 70s or 80s…producers were sleazy fucks who wanted to fuck the girls they cast and the girls the cast were usually the ones who wanted to gig the most…
I guess, in retrospect, when you’re thrown into the entertainment industry, you mom shooting nudes of you is probably one of the better things that she’s done for you….you know it involves less emotional abuse than actually selling you off to the industry…
Maybe that’s why she’s a lesbian….:)
Posted in:Jodie Foster
2014
13
Aug
Audrina Patridge is back and I guess he show isn’t doing so well – because she’s shooting scenes for it in a bikini.
I guess whoring herself out to The Hills has taught her a very valuable life lesson, and that is that if you get half naked, especially with a rocking’ body. People will notice.
It is the whole reason her dad bought her tits at 16, when he realized she was too fucking stupid to do anything else and I guess it works, considering she’s been virtually unknown since The Hills…and I guess at least she’s trying, even if she should have found a billionaire to marry so that she stops polluting the media with her existence…oh well. Bikini!
TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE
Posted in:Audrina Patridge
2014
13
Aug
So W Magazine does a Supermodel issue every year around Fashion week, apparently, I don’t fucking know, I just look at supermodels, I don’t actually keep track of who they are, or what they are up to, more importantly, I don’t pay attention to the Fashion industry because it is filled with a bunch of loser follower idiots who think they are elite, despite being drones, like people in any industry…it’s like we get your catty, snobby attitude you homo bitch…no one cares…
Just give us more pics by great photographers like Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott of models Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy, Lara Stone, Amanda Murphy, Suvi Koponen, Meghan Collison, Anna Ewers, Mariacarla Boscono, Raquel Zimmermann, Saskia de Brauw, Mica Arganaraz, Daan Van Der Deen, Filip Hrivnak, Steve Milatos
Showing some tit.
Posted in:Fashion
2014
13
Aug
Josephine Skriver is a bikini mode from Denmark.
She is the product of a gay dad, knocking up a lesbian mother and living around that community her entire life, which doesn’t really mean anything other than that she probably had a good upbringing because no gay guy I know would ever knock up a lesbian, which means they probably really wanted her, unlike straight people who have kids because they accidentally get carried away one of the 3 times they fuck a day and cum inside…or maybe, just maybe, she skipped the pill as a trap…either way…gay sperm only gets in lesbian uterus when their Josephine is seriously wanted…
She’s doing some shitty catalog pics. I don’t find catalog pics ever exciting. I am far more into her nude work…that you can see HERE and HERE ….kind of the look the lingerie company she’s working for should do.
Posted in:Josephine Skriver
2014
13
Aug
Bikini model, Alessandra Ambrosio, was in a bikini…posing with an inner tube and her kid while I was staring at her ass….
Partially because it is pretty amazing, but mainly because this is some supernatural shit that doesn’t make sense to me.
Her ass looks great, but kids always destroy a woman – both spiritually and more importantly physically – despite what they will tell you – because mom’s feel guilty about admitting their kids fucking suck, since they were shat out of their vaginas and that doesn’t work for their egos, especially not after ruining their lives for the unappreciative fuckers. But I’m sure their husbands can.
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2014
13
Aug
I am a firm believer that Lily Allen is the fucking worst. She’s some rich brat from the UK who managed to have a few solid pop albums…despite not looking like a popstar…or acting like a popstar…but rather being more of a comedy or novelty act…that wasn’t even hot to look at, or interesting to listen to….
But as a rich brat from the UK, that scam she pulled wasn’t enough for her, and she had to come back at us 10 years later, with a bit of more fit of a body, even with two kids in tow…and for some reason Miley Cyrus is allowing her to be the opening act…
It’s like she’s trying to be that popstar she always wanted to be, but always hit the mar on, despite selling as many albums as those popstars by not being a popstar…but her ego just won’t let her either continue to make music as Lily Allen…it instead is making her twerk on stage, and dress like this in public, despite being in her 30s…
It’s fucking weird and makes me feel uncomfortable…and not because I want to fuck her despite being disgusted by her…something that always makes me uncomfortable…but because I find the whole thing very sad…how broken her soul must be…to try to fit in with Miley..it’s some crazy delusional shit…
TO SEE SOME MORE OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Lily Allen
2014
13
Aug
There was a period of time where I was fascinated by Izabel Goulart’s workout videos, because watching a girl workout is fucking hot, especially when it is slow motion, not based on technique, and not actually giving tips in how to incorporate it into a workout, but rather just making the shit as sex as can be – because she’s a bikini model…and sexy is what she does…
But now I find them boring..I have A.D.D. and I figure if I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it enough, and in her case I’ve seen it dozen of times, so unless she switches it up, or does it naked…I’m not into it….
I guess I am over the whole “This is fascinating, girls in the gym don’t look like this, and my wife doesn’t look like this, her only exercise is shovelling food down her throat”…..excitement of Izabel Goulart…
But I am not over her body…in selfies…from any and all angles…seriously…
Posted in:Izabel Goulart
2014
13
Aug
Olivia Cooke is some 20 year old from some show called BATES HOTEL, that I assume is a bad rip off of Psycho, kind of like the Vince Vaughn remake of Psycho…a movie that should have never happened, because there was already the original for us to reference.
It’s been done, and now they are doing the TV version…to showcase the life of Norman Bates before the movie, so we know the real backstory why he Killed Jamie Lee Curtis’ mom…..Jamie Lee Curtis, a rumoured hermaphrodite…
I guess it’s really complicated to come up with a new show about a motel owner with mommy issues in the middle of no where who kills people…
Anyway, this GIF is of her tits from some movie she was in, and we like tits, at least I do…and that’s why I am posting it.
Posted in:Olivia Cooke
