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2014

24

Jul

Gisele Without Make-up Of the Day

Here’s my issue. She’s a fucking model. She makes millions. Rumored reports say she makes 50 million dollars a year. At that rate. Bitch better know how to fucking pose without make-up and bitch better took fucking food doing it.

I am not impressed by Sonia Rykiel pointing out that top paid models, who may have been born dudes, who have “2 kids” and are in their 30s…look better than you without make-up. I don’t really see how this is a statement at all. “No Filter”. “Not Retouched”….when using a high paid model means nothing…

It’s the actors who get retouched because they are overrated scum that we want to see unretouched…those plastic, phoney talentless hacks who fucked their way to the top…

Not models…models are about this life..and being hot…this is hardly impressive…but then again..either is Gisele

Posted in:Gisele

2014

24

Jul

Does The Iza Goulart Workout Videos Get Annoying of the DAy

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I always wonder if these girls with their one tricks ever get boring…because I find everything boring and thus I am a bad judge of this kind of thing I am so desensitized that I don’t get boners watching porn. I don’t get excited hanging with models. Rich people can offer to take me to magical fucking places and I’d rather sit on my couch and do nothing…so to me…it’s just a girl, showing off her fitness, putting in work…and justifying why she gets paid a lot of money…none of that shit matters…but visually..this is alright…it ames me think she’d be good at riding dick…which as a fat man…is all I am into…now if only I had a dick big enough to ride…then maybe dreams could come true and I could find a fit strong lady with vagina muscles that can rip off my dick…so that I don’t have to look at this model building out her new brand…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

24

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Boring Bathing Suit Line of the Day

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Here’s a fucking stretch for you….Alessandra Ambrosio launched her Bikini line…that I have feeling is put out by the people at Victoria’s Secret. There’s no way they would let her do a bikini line of her own without their involvement. They own this bitch and she’s got contract upon contract with them – that it would never happen….but then again, they probably own all the bikini manufacturers overseas, and anyone making a bikini, is indirectly making Limited Brands and Victoria’s Secret money…

Either way, signature brands are hot right now. Milk our celebrity. Let us choose a style and worry about nothing else. Lend our name. Collect checks…makes sense.

What doesn’t make sense is how fucking boring these pics for the collection are. You would think the world would realize – bikini pics are boring…step it up…add some flavor…take it up a fucking notch….this is the instagram era, we’ve seen too many bikini pics.

This “pretty in a bikini” bullshit is depressing to look at…especially knowing how high budget this one…lazy fuckers.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER MODELING BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

24

Jul

Sahara Ray Has a Swimwear Collection because Everyone Has One of the Day

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I was once told that Sahara Ray had sex with someone I know. I don’t know if that is true or not, but based on the NAKED LUI SHOOT SHE DID …I would be down to watch…and sure that’s not saying all that much because I watch ugly people have sex all the fucking time…I am not hard to please…but it’s saying something because I would rather watch her fucking…

Like every instagram model in LA, she’s launched her own bathing suit line, because the one thing the world needs is more fucking bathing suits…SWIM EVERY DAY MOTHERFUCKER and never wear the same suit twice…but I guess it’s worth supporting a girl with a dream and the tits to get some dude in the clothing business to invest in her because it’s not all that much money for a rich person to come up with 6 bathing suit styles in China, in exchange for having meetings with her…many meetings…all while trying on her own brand of suit…

It’s actually cheaper than a hooker…

That said…her campaign is on Polaroids…because she’s so fucking hip it hurts…and if you click on them they will get larger so you can fixate on her outstanding body.

I think I should start trying to be her friend. I think this is day one of seduction. I think the love starts now and we need to Em-Rat-Cow her to the next level….because if Em-Rat-Cow taught us anything in her 11 months of fame…it’s that tits…are all that matters

Posted in:Sahara Ray

2014

24

Jul

Nicola Peltz Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the new girl from Transformers who has proven to the world that Michael Bay like tall blonde girls more than brunette girls – to play his leading chick in his garbage overpriced smut based on franchise he’s milking harder than one of his groupies milks his cock hoping for a part in his next movie..

But more importantly, that acting in his movie requires little to no talent, that’s why Megan Fox was so good for the part…you see cuz she sucks…and now this Nicola Peltz character is posting ass shots to instagram…taking full advantage of the exposure she’s got being in his heavily marketed nonsense…

Looks good to me…

Posted in:Nicola Peltz

2014

24

Jul

Rockey Barnes in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Rockey Barnes .

She’s an instagram model, that due to her instagram success, has managed to become a signed model, because modelling agencies are more into these instagram models than real models, because they are more affordable and have a fan base…

Let’s face it, modelling is a joke, you just have to be decent enough looking, and it requires little to no effort to do…

As long as you’re not fat, have some good instagram filters, you’re set and you can book jobs…and be the model you always wanted to be…even though you’re only 5 foot 3.

I guess theoretically these models sell more bikinis than an actual model who you would get at the instagram model price of “Free trip to a tropical place and a hotel room”….

It’s the discount bargain basement of models…and I like it..because it’s a bit more grounded, desperate and lovely…

That said, I heard she’s married…which kind of makes me hate looking at bikini pics of her…

I’ve also emailed her 30 times and she never answers me. I hate her for that….

Pictures are by JCK PHOTO

Posted in:Rockey Barnes

2014

24

Jul

Mel B’s Tits and Her New Friend of the Day

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Every once in a while a paparazzi pic happens that makes me laugh…and think “Hey, despite killing Princess Diana, and going onto steal pics of these famous people, that in reality they have grey area right to take pics of, only to sell for insane amounts of money, and hire evil legal teams to sue all the websites out there that uses them without permission, even though Facebook, Twitter, and sites based in other countries can do whatever the fuck they want and the public can find said images we are trying to sell for insane amount of money…sometimes they capture a great moment”…

Like Mel B with hug tits being creeped on by some homeless guy that may even be one of her many illegit kids…like the one she has with Eddie Murphy…#classwars and #titties

VIA SOURCE

Posted in:Mel B

2014

24

Jul

Taylor Swift Lesbian Picture of the Day

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There are rumors going around that Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss, the awkward couple, are an actual couple of tall lanky weird girls with a lot of fucking money…

They are always together, which is something that is rare because you’d think they were both really busy in their respective careers, yet they manage to be in the same city a lot of the time…

Not to mention, Karlie Kloss looks like a total Lesbian…and Taylor Swift is just slutty, has slept with tons of dudes, that has gone no where and it’s marketable, and trendy to eat pussy…they can tell the world, like Cara Delevignge that “They just like love”…and “love has no gender”…or some other bullshit…because Lebsian sex is really just two BFFs masturbating together…and hardly an issue…I mean even the straightest girl can fuck with that hustle…if they just shut their eyes…

Either way. This is their first PDA…and it’s as imagine time spent with them would be…boring as fuck…but I’d still watch.

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

24

Jul

The Couple that Had Sex on the BEach and Other Videos of the Day

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Russian WOmen Doin’ the Michael Jackson

Hold a Bag of Cement Over Your Head Prank…

The Women Who Tries to Drive Away From Being Towed…

The Man Who Shot his Friend and Killed Him For Dancing Too Close to his Girlfriend…

The Car That Ran Over a Baby That Was Crawling in a Garage Where Babies Are Supposed to Crawl..

Public Transit in India Probably Smells Awesome

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Jul

Charisma Carpenter is Naked of the Day

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Virgins losers love Buffy the Vampire Slayer, especially those aged 30-45 and I don’t really get it, but Charisma Carpenter fucking loves it, because that shit keeps her fake tits relevant…Virgin losers don’t get over things ever. It’s against their collecting weirdo ways.

Just ask Comicon….

An event going on this weekend that we can assume inspired Charisma Carpenter to post this nude pic of her to celebrate what might as well was her 100th birthday, because no matter how old she gets her fans will still love her…and her fake tits…with likely stay the same..

I mean I guess all I see is a failed stripper…still eager to be that stripper…even after she did Playboy…

Not a big deal..at all…

Posted in:Charisma Carpenter