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2014

14

Jul

Emily Rat Cow Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

Emily Rat Cow who was once Emily Ratajkowski…then EMRATA because every bitch with a weird Ethnic name needs herself a nickname that has a nice flow to it…it makes jerking off to them much more romantic…like a love song…than being screamed at in a german prison camp “RATATATATA KOOOOWW SKII”…

But now, she’s Rat Cow…because she’s got a face of a rat, a personality of a cow, her 5 minutes are up. But she’s still got tits.

Tits she’s well aware of, and tits that she knows helped her achieve her 15 minutes…and anyone who is blinded by her tits, and thinks she’s hot..or talented…or worth keeping around, is just ignorant and doesn’t realize the level of hot pussy in the world that has less of an ego and more talent than this barn yard trash.

Here she is taking pics of herself…practicing for when everyone in the world stops caring, not just me, and she’s left forced to take herself out back and shoot herself…up on some old yeller shit…with more selfies and less dead animal…I was just throwing out some metaphors, since we are all intellectuals here.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

14

Jul

Cailin Russo See Through at a Kids Park of the Day

Cailin Russo WALKING THE STREET IN A SHEER TOP and I’ve posted HER MESH TOP DANCE …so this wet, white outfit in a kids park amongst kids isn’t shocking or interesting because of her hipster nipples….

Hipster nipples are everywhere, you just need to leave your house to see them. Nipples aren’t as crazy or secretive or even interesting as they used to be. Sure I still like them, but when a girl shows off her nipples, I am well aware that it’s not a big deal, but still fun to look at…and fun to watch hipster trickle down into the mainstream..because there is no such thing as hipster…all these hipster chicks are actually the equivalent of the popular girl in her Gap Khakis in the 90s…it’s just the cool thing to be…

Ok, so it is cool for hipsters to show how liberal they are via their nipples because it is a hipster thing to show nipples…and hipster doesn’t exist, it is mainstream,….ok…we’ve established that nipples aren’t a big deal, but still fun to look at….

What is an interesting thing is when girls try to next level their nipple display, because nipples alone aren’t edgy or interesting enough…so they take their white underwear to a kids park and get wet…

Something that would get a man arrested if he was wet in white briefs around kids…

But when Cailin Russo does it for VINE, it’s ok…in fact better than OK…it’s fantastic…

I am a fan of her work, even if it is forced, lame and she’s not that hot…the effort is there and that’s all we can really ask for…

Posted in:Cailin Russo

2014

14

Jul

Girl Takes Shit in Store and Other Videos of the Day

This is an INSANE Shoot Out…with Cops who have horrible AIM…

Another Fuck her Right in the Pussy

Dude Runs into Utah’s Burning Man Fire and Dies..I Would Probably Have Done The Same if I Was Foreced to Go To This Devil Stick Hippie’s 40 Years too Late Bullshit… Go to the 3 Minute Mark….

Homemade Zip Line Win

Close Up Video of a Dude Shooting People Outside a Nightclub in Stamford Connecticut

Dude Trashing an Liquor Store

Walk and Text Fail….

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

I am a reclusive. I built this prison and sentenced myself to life of solitary confinement if I’m lucky, but every so often, I get stuck with my cellmate who is a 350 pound woman who smells like shit.

So for entertainment purposes, I sext with as many girls as I can find, and realize that this weekend, I probably spent a solid 12-20 hours negotiating for nudes.

You know explaining to girls that everyone gets naked, and no one cares if they see you naked, even someone like Miley masturbating would hardly go viral, so it’s a little self involved to think that even if your pics did leak, anyone would care…but more importantly, it is a little presumptuous that I would even leak your pics, because I deal in hot fucking professional model nudes, not the dumpy 45 year old on tinder nudes no one but I want to see, because I’ve seen too many hot girls naked in my life, and now I’m ready for the pigs.

Here are some morning links…while I regroup.

Big Tits for Monday
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Brian Williams Makes a Sex Joke on the News!
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Amazing WTF Products
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Karolina Kurkova Flashed Her Ass
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I Would Let One Armed Miss Iowa Fist Me / Stump Fuck Me – It’s Not Gay if She’s Got No Hand
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Chrissy Teigan is Too Fat for Forever 21 – and Too Fat For Me
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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IF you remember who JWoww is – She Shat Out a Baby
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Mennequin Faceswap is Highly Erotic
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Jessica Alba Wearing a Bikini isn’t HOrrible
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James Franco and a Pussy
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Chocolate Covered Gummy Bears Exist
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes you just know you’re in the wrong place….

That said, your life lesson for the weekend is that if you see hot girls tanning in the park or at the beach or at the public pool, they will probably not appreciate you staring at them like some kind of pervert, and they definitely won’t appreciate you filming them with your camera to masturbate to later, and they sure as hell won’t appreciate you masturbating to them…

But if they are fat and over 45 they will fucking love it…seriously, they are so starved for dick, if you just re-work what turns you on…you’ll probably get laid.

Remember, I’m always here to guide you…

Here are some stepLINKS

Hot Girls Together…Posing…Amazing
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Top 10 Ryan Gosling / Eva Mendes Pregnancy Reactions
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Will Smith is Pretty Gay
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Her Name is Anus and She Looks Like She’s About To Show You Her Anus
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Rebecca Stamos Hanging With Naked Body Painted GIrls
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Fear the Monkey Uprising
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Iggy Azalea’s Fake Ass Doing Ok
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Britney SPears Armpit Compilation
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Aubrey O’Day Big Tits
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Slut Of The Day
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Edita Vilkeviciute in a Bikini…
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Angelina Jolie is Suing Over the Boring Heroin Video
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51 Best / Worst Selfies at a Funeral
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Here’s a Shitty Tattoo
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Aubrey O’Day Performing
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Real Life Mermaid
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Idiot T.J. Miller on Morning TV
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Lead Singer Fights Security!
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The Google Exec Killing Prostitute is Serial – She’s Done it Before!
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Learn Everything You Need to Know About the Original Super Mario
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Daisy Lowe Out in Underwear
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World Cup Model Showdown
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Cute Selfies of a Girl Named Keisha…
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Anne Hathaway Slip Ons…
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Gwen Stefani in Parking Lot
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Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal Fuck…
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Mirror on Mirror Selfies….
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Intense Kid’s Wear Clothing Brand
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Nicole Scherzinger is Hot
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KFC From Around the World
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Hundreds of Sharks Following a Boat
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Ashley Benson Topless on the Beach
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Jimmy Fallon Looks Up Halle Berry’s Skirt – Thank Does Stupid Elementary School Bullshit
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This Week In Social Media Pics
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Backyard Brawl of the Day
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17 Year Old Soccer Fan – Gets Modeling Contract
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10 Real Reasons to Fear the Ape Uprising
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The Funniest Sports MEMES of 2014
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Michlle Hunziker Hot Ass in a Bikini
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Some Chick Named Josie Gibson Topless on the Beach
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January Jones for Violet Grey from March
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Pam Anderson Poetry is Insane
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Pornstars before and after Make-Up
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Willow Smith Quits French Fries
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10 Mascots the NBA Needs to Get Rid Of
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Luci Ford for Instagram
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A Pic a Day for 6 Years
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DR WHO CHICK in her Panties for Esquire
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The Steve Spielberg VS Dinosaur Pic That’s Been Circulating for a while Has Gone Viral…
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Kidnapper Van Goes Over Bridge – CRAZY
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Hottest Girl Masturbating in First Class That You’ll Ever See
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Girl In Short Shorts – FIGHT
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3 Airplane Masturbation Videos
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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The Girl is a Fucking Tit Licker
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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I think this is Video of Someone Shitting Themselves -> WHY?!!
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Champagne Masturbation
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Her Name is Curvy Carmen and She’s Sitting by the Window
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Cooter Cleaner!!
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Sheridan Love is a Scary, Wigged, Topless, Possible Asian, Busty Freak…
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How Dare this Girl Stick Those in her Ass on Cam
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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The Man Who Wants to Fuck His Own Daughter!
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Hot and Naked Amateur Babes
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12 Minutes of Crazy
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support a Friend of the Site on Her 50 Mile Bike Ride to Fight Cancer
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Jul

Angelina Jolie Strung Out on Heroin 15 Years Ago of the Day

There’s nothing more amazing than a flat chested, strung out Angelina Jolie on heroin in the 90s, stung out and all up on some poor little rich girl with daddy issues talking about going to dinner and shopping and her mortgage like the 1% of Heroin addicts do, you know the kind who don’t get off heroin, thanks to opportunities to make millions, because they have a rich family safety net to catch them…and give them an acting career to make millions with…

I don’t know, people do drugs, people love drugs, and spoiled rich kids are just as broken as homeless street kids, so I don’t see how this is an issue, if you didn’t think Angelina Jolie shot up at least once, clearly you’re a fucking idiot…

I just wish there was more sadness in this, more horror, more shock value…all I see is a babe being a babe…like so many other babes – cuz ultimately drugs are good, even when her tattoos aren’t….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU3YFI2khmM

What a boring fucking drug addict. This should be sucking dick for coke. Not having a therapy session on coke. Talking and talking and never shutting up…pacing back and forth with all these pent up energy doing some kind of intervention with her friend…It is the fucking worst…I think she even cries when telling her friend to scale down and get a two bedroom with a pool, you know nothing crazy…what the fuck is this shit.

I feel so let down. Actors fucking suck. So self involved, especially when they are spoiled brats to begin with. What a fail at drug addiction.

I mean that body is tight…

But heroin videos should have more convulsing, more despair…this shit is boring…

I take it back…I’m 8 minutes in…there is a lot of things more amazing than Angelina Joie in a “drug den” filled with TVs and Evian Water and Cordless phones…go fuck yourself…

I see more hardcore, sad, drug use every time I hire a hooker.

Via DLISTED

Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2014

11

Jul

Karolina Kurkova Topless in Ibiza of the Day

I don’t know who shot these pics of Karolina Kurkova topless and changing on the beach in Ibiza for a photoshoot she’s doing, because models change on set of photoshoots, and I guess creepers snap off pics, using what I can only assume is a Nokia phone from the mid-2000s with state of the art camera phone built into it…or maybe this shit was shot with a fucking Palm Pilot…I just know they are shit fucking quality…but they still show some tit…or I guess full tit…


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Karolina Kurkova, was a Victoria’s Secret model at one point in time, I think she may have been fired for being too fat or bulky, because I remember seeing her struggle to get into one of their outfits during one of their shows….but I guess she starved herself into working model condition…

She’s been around for a long time, but is only 30, which I can’t believe I just said, since 30 is old, but I thought she was 40, either way it is time a girl should throw in the towel, which I guess is what happened here, that’s why you can see her tits…if she hadn’t thrown in the towel…all we’d be seeing in these pics is towel…there is no fun in that…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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I just went through archives, seems like this is the first time her tits have been out, rare for a model…so I guess it was time this happened…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2014

11

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely On the Beach of the Day

When it comes to models who can prove just how little talent it takes to play Megan Fox in a movie after Megan Fox got fired from said movie, never to make a comeback, forcing her to make babies and settle down with her has been captor who I like to think ruined her Career…

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is my favorite….

I mean she also dates bald guys, if they are rich and in shape and famous. She also poses nude all the fucking time and apparently, she’s a perfect level of cunty and snobby that would maybe make you hate her, but that I find hot because she knows she’s the shit and I think she is the shit, so when girls who are the shit think they are the shit….it is the opposite of girls who think they are the shit and aren’t the shit…refusing to have sex with you…

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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2014

11

Jul

Cameron Diaz in Instyle UK Magazine of the Day

Cameron Diaz must be promoting a new movie, because she’s come out of whatever hole her old, tired, face that has seen a lot cock, cum and cocaine over the last 2 decades she’s been hiding in, and is in paparazzi pics, bikini pics, and now magazine pics…It can’t be for nothing..there must be a movie coming out…where she plays herself, or the exact same person she always played, because she is the master of proving that you don’t need to go to Julliard, or travel with some theatre group, because of your passion for the art form..you can just suck a couple dicks, cast a movie, get paid a lot and say “shit this is easy”….which I guess is her hustle, a hustle she’s done so well…and I am much more into watching the aging process beat away at her and her sex appeal than watch any of the garbage she is in.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2014

11

Jul

Tosca Dekker Hot Shoot for Aishti No.72 of the Day

Tosca Dekker is amazing. She did this nude shoot for what I think is a magazine produced by a department store in Lebanon….where she got naked on the beach – despite Lebanon being one of those conservative Arab countries that killed off all the Christians in the 80s…you’d think their department store / fashion magazine would be a lot more ninja and a lot less hot blonde model…but I guess Lebanon is more liberal when it comes to Sexuality than America…

It’s like they allow nipple in magazines, that don’t need to be considered top shelf, magazine store porn…because naked women are nice to look at…and to me represent all that is good in the world…

Posted in:Tosca Dekker