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2014

04

Jul

First 37 Pics of Girls with American Flags I Found of the Day

It’s July 4th. Fourth of July like Tom Cruise, Independence Day like Will Smith…so to fit in with the internet I Googled “Girls in American Flags”…and these are the top 37-ish I found, and by top, I mean first…because it would require work to actually find this shit, and work isn’t something I do…if I did, I would have a job.

Happy Just 4th. Fourth of July. Independence Day.

Go America. To #Freedom while being watched and supervised!

At least one of you will get pregnant, at least one of you will eat a hot dog, at least one of you will see real girls in bikinis, at least one of you will will see fire works, at least one of you will will drink too much, at least one of you will will die from fireworks after drinking too much, and the rest of you…here are some patriotic girls…

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2014

04

Jul

Kaley Cuoco in a Bikini of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco is in a bikini. I guess she’s got breast implants, but if you care about this shit, you already know that, because Kaley Cuoco fans are creepy, die hards and have been following her since before she was the unrealistically hot girl hanging with nerds, that would never happen, even though she isn’t that hot…it’s like the Friends Apartment in NYC being affordable for a bunch of losers…TV magic….they’ve even been following her since before she killed off John Ritter…they are committed…and I’m just posting it cuz of bikinis…cuz one of the most important lesson’s I’ve learned in life is that it doesn’t matter who the girl is, what she’s about, if she has a brain, if she’s cool, or awesome or inspiring…what matters is that she’s half naked..

Here is Kaley working the media in her bikini because she wants you to see her like this..and I’m ok with that.

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2014

04

Jul

Jessica Simpson Lookin’ Skinny for her Wedding Day

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I guess Jessica Simpson is getting married for the second time this weekend, because the parazzi said she’s getting ready for her wedding, something I don’t give a fuck about, her middle american retard fan base may give a fuck about because they are the ones who buy her clothes, make her a billionaire, and know it is unchristian for all these out of wedlock babies…but jesus makes them forgiving…

I am more interested in the fact that thanks to taking charge of her life, she looks like a hot young hipster I’d like to groom the bush with my mouth on…and not a fat trailer park mom and I like it.

I guess it’s not too late for this one…or any of you fat 30 year olds…just put the fucking cake down and sort it out…

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2014

04

Jul

Naya Rivera in a Bikini of the Day

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Once they go black, they turn black Naya Rivera, who is no longer on Glee, but who now has tits and an ass like a video vixen, because I guess Big Sean’s Big Penis he inserted in her got her hormones going, and girl is ready to wait in line at wall mart with her five 50 shades of grey’s who all have different dads…now that’s she’s single and out of work..

The instagram may not be that hot, but it’s good enough…because anything Naya Rivera is good right now..her body is hot as fuck.

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2014

04

Jul

Alex Gerrard is a WAG In a Bikini of the Day

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The world cup is probably still going on, I don’t pay attention to that nonsense, soccer is pretty fucking dainty and sports in general are horrible, so I can’t understand why or how it is popular…

Someone told me because it is nations against each other, to which I said, if a quick step dance battle is what determines a countries greatness, why isn’t tap dancing more popular, because that shit is just as gay.

The only good thing about soccer is the wives in the UK who bed these guys and trap them i marriage and pregnancy…because they all look like hookers…and I’d hate to imply they are…especially when looking at them in bikinis…

Her name is Alex Gerrard, she’s in a bikini, and her husband probably just gave her AIDS as a souvenir from Brazil…

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2014

04

Jul

Emmy Rossum in a Bikini of the Day

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Emmy Rossum looks better when she’s NAKED ON TV ….

I mean sure, put up bikini pics like we haven’t seen you naked, but the reality is that we only know you because you get naked.

Shameless may be the name of the show, which is appropriate, because it seems to be Emmy Rossum’s motto on her quest to take over Hollywood…

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2014

04

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski Being Sleazy for Instagram of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski pulled out her tit on instagram because she’s subtle…and realizes that without her tits she is nothing and that the focal point of anything she has done and will ever do will be her tits, so why not give them some glory…because without her tits she’s a nothing…and even with her tits she’s a nothing…just a nothing hosting these tits…tits she likes to make shine…

Her nickname is still RAT-COW…

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2014

04

Jul

Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste in Bikinis of the Day

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Brittany Palmer and Arianny Celeste are what make the UFC less gay to be a massive fan of.

You know throw in some stripper looking girls so that dudes feel better about half naked men grinding each other..

Which along with the UFC, is also the premise of most gay porn.

These girls are not quite pornstars, despite looking like pornstars, and probably masturbated to as much as pornstars…and they are in bikinis in Vegas…where they belong.

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2014

04

Jul

Bethany Townsend is Model with Colostomy Bag of the Day

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Her name is Bethany Townsend and she has gone viral for posing in a bikini with her colostomy bag, something that I would normally think may be disgusting, but realize it is all about perspective…

Firstly, she had a debilitating disease, so this thing saves her, and she shouldn’t be ashamed of that.

Secondly, guys like to think girls don’t shit…well this girl doesn’t shit…

The only bummer…#noanal.

I find her hot, skinny as fuck, possible due to being sick, and I am all for owning your self and your bikini body, so long as you aren’t fat.

New fetish..maybe..