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2014

17

Jun

Hilaria Baldwin is a Yoga Joker of the Day

Hilaria Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s younger wife and baby momma, who I think he knocked up at a Yoga retreat because he’s Alec Baldwin and she’s a yoga instructor teaching Alex Baldwin, those poses coupled with his testosterone therapy just weren’t a good mix.

But in her quest to spiritually gold dig, she’s produced some interesting content around herself, it’s high concept and even artistic, involving her in yoga poses all over the place, like the yoga photobomb and whatever the fuck this is…it is impressive and I understand why motherfucker came in her, more importantly, I understand how she got pregnant, so in turn with her body that she can help coax the sperm to the egg through various stretches and holds…

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2014

17

Jun

Sara Malakul Lane Amazing in of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane…she’s a Thai Model and Actress who has come to America, because she is American, to destroy Netflix everywhere, because she star, often times for variety of moments of nude, in a bunch of movies…

She’s also done some shoots with people I know COVERED IN RAMEN FOR GALORE and AMERICAN APPAREL ON THE CONSTRUCTION SITE and she even BROKE INSTAGRAM BEHIND THE SCENES FROM THIS SHOOT ….

So this shoot is for IMAGE magazine, out of Thailand…she looks amazing….

Some people go to Thailand for the Elephants. Some people go to Thailand to fuck the Trannies. Some people go to Thailand to fuck 12 year olds. I go to Thailand every time I make love to Sara Malakul Lane photoshoots with my mind…

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2014

17

Jun

Miley Cyrus Trains her Little Sister of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted some pictures of her and her sister on instagram and it looks like the big sister, who has paved the way for the little sister to be just as fucking weird in efforts to outshine and break free from the shadow cast…has taken her own as a personal pet project to dress ridiculous, exploit and humiliate under the guise that she is either being awesome, or amazing, or cool, when all she’s really doing is wearing spandex for the pedophiles who are into following Miley’s every move because they like Miley’s fans….

I just see girls having fun and being playful, and I’m all for a rebellious, younger Miley, who likely has less of an abrasive hick accent, to next level things for the Cyrus family…

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2014

17

Jun

Courtney Cox’s 50 Year Old Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Courtney Cox was the cast member of Friends you didn’t masturbate to and now she’s 50 and you still won’t masturbate to her…even when she squeezes her fat 50 year old ass and all it’s dried up menopausal glory into a bikini bottom, unless of course…that’s what you’re into…a celebrity with too much money who has defied the natural aging process where she can declare 50 is the new 30 thanks to botox, a personal chef and a personal trainer who is working me everyday since I have nothing else going on – but I do have all this money..

So happy fucking birthday you old hag…who looks better than obese 20 year olds I’ve fucked, but in their defence, one was albino, the other downs and the third was wheel chair bound…because Diabetes ate her toes.

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2014

17

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Eats Ice Cream of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria’s Secret model and apparently she eats Ice Cream…

Maybe that is shocking, maybe it is fascinating, because I guess she’s a model and models aren’t allowed to eat ice cream…

Even though models are generally naturally skinny and likely eat whatever the fuck they want all the time, except maybe 48 hours before a shoot.

She’s a mom of two and still has a lingerie model body…it’s genetics.

Don’t be angry cuz you or your significant other is a fat bitch who can’t eat ice cream because she doesn’t stop at one scoop, and doesn’t make it the only thing she eats all day when in front of the paparazzi trying to make a point.

Be angry at society for giving you unrealistic expectations in the first place, now throwing ice cream onto of it, and releasing images like this, now what is a bitter bitch looking at the Catalog going to do, blame photoshop for the body? It’s like Alessandra did this on purpose…to fuck with our minds..

What it comes down to is that, she’s a mom of two and who the fuck cares, her vagina is mangled. End of story.

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2014

17

Jun

Jennifer Lopez Twerking of the Day

I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that Jennifer Lopez is twerking in her new video, despite being 90 years old….or that on mute, I like watching Jennifer Lopez twerking….

I mean normally, when I see an washed up, played out, fat ass bitch shaking her ass like she was still having sex with Diddy….I would laugh…because moms aren’t supposed to behave like this…not even when they work as strippers to help pay for formula….

But I like watching Jennifer Lopez twerking…I mean I wasn’t even into her at her prime…and I am not into her now…but this shit is hypnotic, like a slow motion train wreck, with more effort, planning, training…and spandex…

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2014

17

Jun

Alyson Michalka in a Vintage Swimsuit of the Day

Alyson Michalka is some Disney child star who I assume had a mother who sucked dick to make it happen, unless of course she sucked dick to make it happen, despite being a pre-teen. I hear the people at Disney are all about that shit….

I don’t think has done anything but child star 10 or 15 years ago…

But she did post a one piece bathing suit on the internet, showcasing a bit of her body, but screaming that she was probably molested by some casting couch people, and has faded into obscurity because she can’t be seen as a sexual object, and has in turn found the church, or maybe some sort of AMISH group that she is part of that forced her to show up on Swim day, dressed like it was 1920s…and I dig it…

I just figure people are so fucking perverted, porn is everywhere, seeing a girl cover up…makes her exciting…and less typical…if you’re a slut, reading this, cover up…it’s the future.

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2014

17

Jun

Kim Kardashian Big Cleavage and her Stroller of the Day

Kim Kardashian wore this shirt out with her baby for the paparazzi.

This was low level attention seeking, kinda like leaking a sex tape.

It was one of those “call the paparazzi, I am going out topless, they’ll eat this shit up”…staged bullshit to keep her on the map…

Even though, she’s too fucking fat to not be seen on the map, like the Great Wall of China, you can see this bitch from Space…and not just in the form of the porn DVD one of the astronauts brought up with him, because let’s face it, despite making her millions, or even hundreds of millions…it’s not that good…and either are her mom tits, clearly implants, doing what they are doing…

They just remind me that society is fucking doomed. That’s what Kim Kardashian’s legacy is… GET HER SEX TAPE HERE She’s a classy bitch. Isn’t she.

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2014

17

Jun

Marique Schimmel Nipples for Vogue Italia of the Day

Marique Schimmel is a dutch model. She showed her nipples in Vogue Italia. Nipples are fashionable….when they are in Vogue, but when they are on a nipple fetish site they are considered porn…and when they are on any website that isn’t a fashion site, they are considered porn, and if they are out in public they are considered obscene, and if they are in a MOVIE, they get a parental warning, even though the whole purpose of nipples is for parents…

We live in a ridiculous hypocritical society. Where brands pretend to be wholesome, while execs are getting fucked up the ass by tranny hookers on business trips, while the wife and kids are at home, popping prescription pills and showing a little intentional cleavage when the neighbor walks by, because of a need to feel wanted or loved…

It’s like nipples are basic human function…but the Mormons and Christians and whoever the fuck else decided that in America – that’s obscenity…in Europe that’s Fashion…it’s like can’t we figure out international policy on nipples so I can land a fucking AXE deodorant spray ad without being told I’m a porn site.

It’s annoying.

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2014

17

Jun

Tila Tequila Pregnancy Nudity of the Day

Attention seeker, mentally unstable, internet nude model, turned Myspace superstar, turned MTV show host, money making, relevant despite being useless, turned lesbian with a dead lover, turned jewish convert, turned LESBIAN PORNSTAR , HARDCORE PORNSTAR , Tila Tequila, who I have actually met at least once, and who was very sweet and pleasant…despite having her fans attack me not the internet back when she had fans, because I guess any idiot who supported her then, and joined her “army” has gone on to forget she exists…because there is no loyalty..once your show gets cancelled..just posted this pic of her pregnancy…topless…and hardly hardcore…considering she just released an anal porn ….you would assume didn’t end in pregnancy, because that is the foundation of Anal…

Either way, she shouldn’t give up on the PORNSTAR LIFE because she was good at it…in fact it is the only thing she’s been good at pretty much ever…

I like to think this is a soft sell for her sex tape in a “see how Tila Tequila got this way” so GET HER SEX TAPE HERE

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