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2014

16

Jun

Julianne Hough Pussy Shot of the Day

Julianne Hough put on a flesh colored body suit, imitated Miley, and in the process flashed what looks like serious pussy definition, something that I consider to be pornographic, because it is one of my favorite things to look at when I see girls in bikinis or panties…or leggings…

I guess it is the female bulge that excites me more than a set of tits, cleavage or a hot ass…whatever….I can gauge the meatiness of the vagina and thus decide how badly I want to bury my face in the motherfucker…

So this costume is fantasic for me, even if better without the flesh colored bullshit, because most of the time when I look at pussy definition, I prefer if it was pussy lip…

Sure I have no idea who Julianne Hough is, but she’s performing at a Florida casino so she must be really top level famous…

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2014

16

Jun

Frida Gustavsson Titties for No Name Magazine of the Day

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Here are some pictures by Santiago & Mauricio , the Swedish model who I guess has worked with Victoria’s Secret, she’s only 21, she’s over 6 foot tall, and thus scary as fuck but perfect for runway shows, and I guess if that didn’t work out for her, she could have always worked at the Country’s iconic store, taking cheap, practical designed things off high shelves for the motherfuckers who aren’t over 6 foot tall…

SHe’s naked for fashion, which is the only way I like fashion…and I guess she’s putting herself out there more and more to get more and more money and that work ethic is nice to see, it’s the reason I got to most strip clubs…

These shoot is pretty good, but I can never hate on nipples….so don’t take my word for it…I’m bias.

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2014

16

Jun

Amanda Booth Pregnant for Wildfox of the Day

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Her name is Amanda Booth, I looked her up quickly and think she may be a Playboy playmate from February, which would make sense because in January she probably wasn’t this fucking pregnant….unless of course that’s a different Amanda Booth, in which case who gives fuck…she’s a pregnant babe in a bikini and it’s hot…

It is a campaign for Wildfox, because I guess they decided to move away from young hot babes in bikinis, to young hot babes pregnant in bikinis…up on some cutting edge shit…

And the whole this is a little erotic, but I’m more interested in the pug.

Many of you don’t know, my real passion is my pug, and I support and feel like friends with anyone who owns a pug, even if they are already pregnant with another man’s baby, I like to assume they are my soul mates…because other man’s baby is the basis of being a stepfather…duh.

Either way, good times. I like.

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2014

16

Jun

Adriana Lima in a Bikini of the Day

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Adriana Lima was in a bikini.

For those of you who don’t know…Adriana Lima has been a model for the last decade…prior to being a mom…in her 30s…

In those years of her modelling, she was in a bikini….

Meaning…her on the beac in a bikini is not hot or amazing, sure I’ll link you do them, but you’re better off googling her at her prime to really take in what she is…and what she was…

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Seeing her in a bikini now, while at home in brazil for the Worldcup, seems kind of like a waste of fucking time…

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But I gotta bring the bikinis to the people…it’s my shitty duty…

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2014

16

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Sheer Top of the Day

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Kim Kadashian decided to wear a sheer shirt to some Kanye performance because she’s a hooker, who likes attention, because that’s the basis of her and her family’s existence, and like most girls likes to showcase her tits to distract from her recently official battered GUNT thanks to baby making…and/or taking huge black cock…for what must be decades…

Despite hating everything about this girl, everything about her family, I would still suck the milk out of this vile and horrible thing, but that isn’t saying much, I hate myself, I am already slowly killing myself, and I figure whatever is in those tits is some fiery toxic slop from hell that will probably finish the job…

She’s sloppy, she’s in white pants, which you’d think was dangerous with having an infected vagina and all, but she’s still out there hustling like she’s not already done… Like in these Bikini pics

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2014

16

Jun

Nina Dobrev Bikini Ass of the Day

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Nina Dobrev looks like she’s been eating too much maple syrup…or bacon…or like she’s carrying her Canadian winter weight…while wearing a bikini and I like to think this is a personal attack on our country..because she is one of our own…a Canadian who has gone to America to misrepresent us as a dumpy nation…filled with sloppy pigs…who when dressed in bikinis…at least one person will jerk off to because they love the stupid show that she’s on…and are creepy chubby chasers…

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2014

16

Jun

Katy Perry Upskirt of the Day

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Apparently this is Katy Perry flashing the world her ass on the side of the road for the paparazzi…because she had some “tire issues”…and I am not talking about her belly because when your a slob dumpy bitch…like a slob plumber…you don’t realize your ass is hanging out of your pants…

I don’t know if this is big news, I don’t know if this is exciting, because I don’t give a fuck, but I’ll post it anyway…cuz I am pathetic….and so is her ass..

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2014

16

Jun

Hannah Davis Nipples for ZINK of the Day

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Here is Virgin Island Virgin who is not a Virgin because she’s working in the modelling industry and models are never virgins, it’s almost a prerequisite HANNAH DAVIS …

Her claim to fame is Sports Illustrated, which is obviously huge for her, thanks to having sex with Derek Jeter’s cock, a cock that has been linked to many herpes ridden vaginas, leading me to think she probably but now she’s gone into nipple modelling, because that’s how we take it to the next level…a good strategy…for a voyeur like me who doesn’t care about her quest for fame, but do care about her nipples in a magazine….

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2014

16

Jun

JoJo Levesque in a Bikini on Twitter of the DAy

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JoJo Levesque is the jailbait that never was. There was an era when people were confused with her being underage in music videos and being hot.

I assume it was all stemmed from her stage mom seeding the idea out while whoring out her kid…I just know I wasn’t blinded by her age and always saw her for the average at best…until her she shat on her white male fans by dating a black guy until deciding to enter the industry again, hoping everyone forgot because they forgot about her because all I’ve seen of her has been self shot…

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2014

16

Jun

Camille Rowe for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Camille Rowe used to be a titty model, you know showing her tits to get ahead, because tits aren’t a big deal, especially when you’re from france…in which case they are considered wearing a shirt and wearing a shirt is porn, it’s one of those you like what you don’t have social programming…

Well, from titty modelling she went to lingerie modelling, for a huge brand that pays her a lot every month to remain part of their team…I heard somewhere around 750k for the new girls…so titty modelling was replaced with covering up them titties…but still being a half naked…

Apparently, now instead of titty modelling, or lingerie modelling, her other modelling work involves being fully clothed…

And as far as I’m concerned…that’s pretty fucking shitty…