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Dua Lipa’s Ass Walking of the Day
Dua Lipa’s Ass Walking of the Day
Jojo Drops a Shit Song of the Day
Jojo Drops a Shit Song of the Day
Kristin Cavallari Fake Titty of the Day
Kristin Cavallari Fake Titty of the Day
Jessica Alba and Other Useless Celebs Do Political Endorsements of the Day
Jessica Alba and Other Useless Celebs Do Political Endorsements of the Day
Ella Hunt’s Titties of the Day
Ella Hunt’s Titties of the Day

2014

16

Jul

Trew Mullen by Trever Hoehne of the Day

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Trew Mullen is some model I follow on instagram…I saw one of these pics by TREVOR HOEHNE …and liked the vibe of her ass on an inflatable in a pool…I could stare at that shit for hours…it’s like I’ve already written three love poems about it…even though poems are gay…even when the are just haikus about eating her ass…

I like her look, I like these pics, I don’t know what they are promoting or what this is all about, I just know that I just had anal sex with them because we didn’t have condoms and she’s not on the pill…I don’t know what that means, but I am going to assume it means that Trew makes me a little too excited…..

Here are the pics.

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2014

16

Jul

Scarlett Johansson’s Not So Hot Ready To Drop Porn of the Day

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I am not into pregnant chicks. I remember the first time one of the drug addicts I used to hang with busted out a ready to drop porn magazine that he stole from some magazine store and thinking to myself a few things…the first being “how desperate does a bitch need to be to be spreading her vagina so wide you can see the baby crowning”…knowing she probably made less than 1,000 dollars to put herself out there…then I thought what would happen if the kid found the magazine lying around when he was old enough to realize what the fuck his mom was doing…but based on his mom’s crackhead look, I assume the kid wouldn’t make it to that age alive, or knowing who his crackhead mother was….then I wondered…who the fuck gets off to pregnant women. I mean to me it’s the ultimate “off the market”…”I’m taken, used, beat up, broken, ready for the dumpster like this was prom” thing…The only person who could be into this, is some lonely fuck who can’t get a chick, and knows no chick will even let him knock her up. It’s loneliness and sadness that fuels him being into this.

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I’m sure the same goes for Scarlett Johansson. Her committed fans hate this. Her lonely and sad fans who dreamed of knocking her up love it….and I just think the whole thing is gross…Pregnancy is very rarely a beautiful thing to look at…even when it’s your own pregnancy….but I guess you can’t lock yourself in a basement for 9 months, even if you should.

Here’ Scarlett.

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2014

16

Jul

Hipster Model Jessica for C-Heads by Antonio Andrade of the Day

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The model’s name is Jessica. That’s all I have to go off. Based on her look, I am going to assume that she’s not a real model, but rather just a cute girl who likes having her picture taken. You know one of those girls who is kinda the opposite of a photographer. You know always in pics because it is good for instagram…or whatever…that I am more interested in than actual models, because they are accessible, they are cute, and they aren’t 6 foot tall freaks…

The photographer is Antonio Andrade and these are some pics for C-HEADS and she’s showing some tit.

I don’t think tits are a big deal, I think everyone should show their nipple, because it’s not pornographic, but I do like looking, and I do like sucking them, so maybe I do.

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2014

16

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Dog in her Crotch of the Day

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Whenever I see a girl who posts a picture of a dog in her vagina – or on her vagina – wither she’s naked or clothed, I always wonder if she’s ever slept nude with her dog, only to wake up to him licking her vagina, because she’s either got her period or didn’t shower, only to close her eyes for a few minutes before pushing the dog off saying “gross, wwwwww, OMG, I can’t…I Literally Can’t”…

Now I am not sure if that’s a testament to how twisted I am, or if it is more about how little faith I have in girls to not let a massive tongue on their vaginas knowing that no one will ever know they had the massive tongue on her vagina…

I know girls have been eaten out by dogs…just google that shit…it is disturbing…but my theory if one person posted that to the web…10000s of people are doing it…

Freaks.

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2014

16

Jul

Naked Model Getting Projected On for Bambi Magazine of the Day

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Here’s some interesting new fetish for you people who are like me and not so into the whole hardcore, vile, throat fucking, double anal, spitting on a bitches face while choking her out, porn…which surprisingly is more dudes than girls I talk to. It’s like dudes hate the violent hardcore sex that’s out there, but girls, especially young girls fucking love it….I guess it is because girls are more perverted than guys, we just get the shitty end of the deal…We don’t love abused women, we love hot women, but women love abused women, because women hate women…it’s very confusing…but what isn’t confusing is this BAMBI MAGAZINE shoot with naked girls being projected on…it’s like the TV or Movie screen you can eat out or fuck…which is probably more interesting than trying to fuck the movie screen at the cineplex…because this one won’t get you arrested…especially if you stupidly choose a kids movie…

Either way, I like this.

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2014

16

Jul

Kellie Pickler Bikini on Twitter of the Day

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Kellie Pickler is the American Idol hick, that I have a feeling wasn’t actually a hick, but rather someone they pulled out of some diner in the middle of no where and mind fucked the world with to make Simon Cowell a lot of money. You know using TV to manipulate the world into giving him money, like some kind of TV Evagelist, only instead of Jesus and God, motherfucker uses shitty fucking songs.

That said, my favorite thing I remember about her was her tribute to her grandpappy from whatever backwoods Appalachian mountain shanty he used to have sex with her in…his coal covered hands all over her budding young breasts…

Breasts she had augmented the second she got famous…because I guess her priorities were in the right place…some people go on a vacation with their first million, or buy a house, this girl got tits…

Tits she’s put in a bikini…for the internet….

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2014

16

Jul

Kate Hudson is Kinda Lookin Hot for an Old Washed Up Slut of the Day

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Kate Hudson went to an event the other day and she looked good enough for me to forget that not only does she have a bunch of kids, she’s also slept with everyone in hollywood, which makes her kind of gross and statistically pretty high risk for Herpes, not that you care about that, since every hooker you bang is also high risk for herpes…but it’s still nice to point out…along with the fact that she only had a career because of her parents, that career proved to the world that acting requires very little effort or talent, it’s a fucking joke and they are all laughing at us…

But someone who isn’t laughing at us, or these pics, is Owen Wilson who tried to kill himself because of this girl…because she’s either just that good, or he’s just that broken…who cares…she’s in leather and wearing a push up bra…works for me.

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2014

16

Jul

Drunk Charlie Sheen and Other Videos of the Day

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Store Gets Robbed While Woman Sleeps

Guy Pepper Sprays an Addict

A Kid in the “Teen Demolition Derby”…Ran Over His Dad

Running on Hot Coals Fail

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The only problem I really see happening with Facebook, instagram, tinder, and even snap chat is that fat and busted, broken down girls, are starting to think they are sexy. All because idiot horny dudes are too horny to tell them otherwise, and instead treat them like hot girls, even though they aren’t.

I preferred when fat and ugly girls had no self esteem. They were equally sexual, horny but a whole lot sadder and easier to get with. Now that they are out there fucking normal dudes who aren’t drunk….they are getting standards and that shit is ruining my fun.

Jeff Goldbloom Eats His Girl’s Face Like He Was Jurassic Park – Because He Is..
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Batman Edited Into Pictures is Pretty Funny
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Instagram Ho – Michelle Lewin Does Fitness
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Anus Zanotti in a Bikini
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Game Of Thrones Fans Figured Out Who Jon Snow’s Mother Is – I Don’t Watch the Shit – But Everyone Else Does – So Here it Is
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Weird Al Has Another New Video….Called Word Crimes…I always found him embarrassing.
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Elisabetta Canalis in a White Bikini
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Insane Cat Gif That Terrifies Me
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A Sociologist on the PURGE actually happening!
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OK GO is a Viral Video Based Band and Since that Treadmill Viral 10 Years Ago – They Keep Trying…
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Rihanna Flashing the World Cup
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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The Worst Dressed People at the ESPYS
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The Ross from Friends Shirt is Funny
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This is Bill Gate’s Favorite Business Book….
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Archie Died Saving his Gay “Bestie” because He’s in the Closet
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2014

16

Jul

Genevieve Morton Nipples of the Day

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Genevieve Morton is one of those fat overrated models who should never have been in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, but for some reason, she managed to scam her way in.

She’s not hot, she’s dumpy as fuck, and I guess that her level of low level fame proves that Sports Illustrated Swimsuit can only make one fat blonde model famous at a time.

I’ve heard she’s moved to LA, that she’s trying to get in movies, and I guess she’s broken down enough, laying in bed crying about how Kate Upton beat her at her own game, and now is vindictive and on the attack…and attack she takes seriously…because she’s finally showing nipples, getting naked, never too late, even when it’s too late to hooker.

I like to think this rivalry would have been better won in a food eating contest…but maybe I am just too logical a thinker for these fat girls who think they are hot…

What I am not against is nipples…

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