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2014

26

Jun

Sasha Cohen Bikini Pic of the Day

Has anyone ever jerked off to a figure skater before? I have. There was a time before internet when I didn’t have cable, and the one channel my antenna picked up played figure skating every fucking Sunday in winter…I live in Canada…winter sports always win… so I had limited options, and those little athletic things in skirts flipping around…were all I had…panty flashes, camel toes…I mean when the men in the sport may be gay, and the concept gay, but when you break it down to panty flashes it makes fucking sense…

Retired figure skater Sasha Cohen posted this picture of herself in a bikini on Facebook. I guess to show you that she’s ripped…I like to think she is doing this for her fans, or maybe it’s for her coach who trained her real good from a young age to be a champion….you know how these sports go…filled with sex offence…

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2014

26

Jun

Beyonce Ass in Concert of the Day

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I can’t imagine anyone cares about Beyonce’s ass now that it’s had a kid and something to prove since Jay Z cheats on her with Kim Kardashian’s friends, and more importantly, since Jay Z makes more money off Rihanna than Beyonce, and Beyonce got something to prove for her ego, and that isn’t that she can make money, she has tons of that…it’s that she’s hot and dudes want to fuck her…it’s all very fucking weird…she’s old, always fat despite getting fit, but I guess her butt’s ok, even if it is attached to a horrible fucking person…

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2014

26

Jun

Kim Kardashian Nipple on her Facebook Page of the Day

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Kim Kardashian posted what could be a skin coloured nipple on her Facebook page, but that we know isn’t a skin coloured nipple, because we’ve seen her various cries from attention, from being a porn slut, to being a topless slut in a wet t-shirt even after marriage and kids, to being whatever the fuck this cry for attention is…but still a slut…and the reality is, it worked of her…so the life lesson is that it’s ok to be a daddy issue, bottom feeding, pile of shit of a human…who does anything for hits, using her ass and tits…and black men to cater to that demo…because it fucking works…so next time someone tells you to get a degree, or to lay off the selfies and nudes, just tell them to fuck themselves, more girls make more money being hookers than working as a receptionist or marketing coordinator…it’s just a matter of priorities…or more importantly how desperate you are to get noticed…and well into her 30s, this one just keeps going…even when she should be taken out back and shot like the old cow who doesn’t have any milk left in her that she is….

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2014

26

Jun

Filippa Hamilton in Bikini of the Day

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Filippa Hamilton is a 28 year old french model who has done a lot of work for Ralph Laure apparently…he booked her for the first time when she was 16….and that is perverted in America, yet legal in the rest of the world…

She’s worked with the best photographers…and apparently got Fired from Ralph Lauren for being fat, and I guess that’s what happens when you go at them at 16, before they really fill out to their full potential of big titty….and amazing…

You see fashion has expectations out of their women, and it’s that they don’t eat fucking cheese and bread all day…but rather workout and stay fit…and I see how she’d be considered plus sized to them…which happens to be perfect for me…

Let’s celebrate this fatty, who got fired for being fat, making her a real fatter, even though I feel like Kate Upton would win at a mud wrestle/pie eating/weigh in…but still celebrated…but I guess Kate Upton caters to Bumpkins…while this Euro amazingness is too classy for that…

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2014

26

Jun

Jillian Murray By Matt Prokop of the Day

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Her name is Jillian Murray and she’s in a movie called Cabin Fever Patient Zero….where she plays..the hot as fuck little thing who I hope doesn’t die because a movie without Jillian is a movie not worth watching…seriously…

Here’s the tailer…looks fun….especially when she’s about to get eaten out…dirty dirty Jillian Murray…

That said this pics were shot by Matt Prokop, who happens to be Sarah Hyland’s long term boyfriend, who I guess has gone onto photography, because it’s a good way to look and take pics of girls who don’t look like they are still 14 back when they first started dating….

Not that this is about them…It’s about Jillian Murray and how badly I’d like to take her on Romantic walks on the beach where I sing her love songs…even though I can’t sing…I just do it for eternal love….

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2014

26

Jun

Eliza Dushku in a Bikini of the Day

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Apparently, 100 year old Eliza Dushku, who you may remember from very important movies like “The New Guy”…and probably more relevant “Bring it On”….both happened 20 or more years ago…and were some straight to DVD caliber performances, even if the tastes of the masses were less refined when it came to comedy, and both were blockbusters…broke up with RICK FOX, the black man she had inside her because bitches love black cock….even when they are half white and Canadian, just as long as they are ex players for the Lakers…it makes them socially acceptable yet still black enough…to fill fetishes…

Anyway, to announce her freedom, like a crazy 40 year old Divorcee, which I guess she is, she posted a little serene yoga pose in a bikini…just so you all know she’s ok…

I prefer close-up shots.

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2014

26

Jun

Britney Spears is Middle Aged of the Day

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In case you didn’t know…Britney Spears is Middle Aged and she looks it, even with all the BOTOX and modern conveniences that a billionaire popstar has access to…yet now she looks like she’s just a mom in a Walmart parking lot…buying a vat of mayonnaise for their weekend Fourth of July BBQ….which I guess is porn to some people…but it just makes me feel old as fuck because I remember jerking off to her “Hit me baby one more time video”…back when the internet first happened.

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2014

26

Jun

Sarah Hyland Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Her name is Sarah Hyland…you know her as the cute girl who is being cultivated by Sofia Vergara to learn how to generate more buzz for herself by showing her tits…at least that’s what I like to think is going on here…but the fact is, she may just be a nice girl. But where’s the fun in that.

What I do know is that she looks like she’s 14, despite being over 18, which is a little freaky but legal to stare at without feeling awkward or like the pervert that you are.

It’s the “she’s 18, even if genetically she’s built like she’s 14″…line that makes it socially acceptable to masturbate to the pictures she puts of herself in a bikini top on the internet…which when reversed “she’s 14 but genetically she’s built like she’s 18 thanks to getting her period at 4” line doesn’t reverse…because sex offence is based on maturity level people…not that I’ve never fucked 25 year old retards who act 4…because they were retards…before…which I guess is wrong too…but you can’t go to jain for it, so I guess it’s not that wrong…

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2014

26

Jun

Lily Aldridge is Greasy for James Macari of the Day

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Her name is Lily Aldridge. You probably know her as a Victoria’s Secret angel, since that’s what really made her relevant. I know her as some LA scenester chick, who was the daughter of a Playboy Playmate, who grew up in the LA rich kid scene, and in doing that positioned herself with rockstars, modelling agents and whoever else could give her work…she was in the VIP at the parties…booking shitty tampon commercials before actually locking down the rockstar and leveraging that with Victoria’s Secret be be the Rockstar wife model on their roster…

She’s hot enough, likely a horrible opportunist fame whore, but then again who isn’t…and I guess what the lesson we can all learn from this is that if you move to LA or New York and party with the right people, you’ll get an actual career out of it…and if not a career, a retirement plan thanks to getting knocked up by a rich dude….at least if you’re a girl…if you’re a dude…that’d be pretty gay and impossible..

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2014

26

Jun

Maria Menounos Thinks She’s a Bikini Model in Bora Bora of the Day

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Apparently, Maria Menounos thinks she’s a bikini model because she’s posing for a photographer like she was a bikini model…

I can explain what happened here, at least according to me. The girl was an ego, who always thought she was hot, went to LA to become famous and ended up getting a hosting gig on a shitty tabloid show, talking about the people she wished she was, and after 10 years of that, for some reason, people started to notice her and pay attention to her, so she quit that job since she didn’t want to be a Mary Hart forever, and she launched a reality show, and is now modelling bikinis like a Kardashian, cuz at 35-40 or whatever she is, she knows it’s now or fucking never…seize the day…

I don’t think these pics are all that bad, aside from the desperation, I just think HER PUSSY BIKINI FLASH is better.