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2014

23

Jun

Emmy Rossum Has Hard Nipples of the Day

If a bitch who you’ve seen topless on TV because it was the only job she could get in a time when she didn’t want to turn to stripping or cocktail waitressing…that worked out for her….has hard nipples – does it matter?

I am going to go with yes….because people fucking love nipples…it’s what they sucked on as babies to get fed, or what they didn’t suck on as babies to get fed, because their mom’s weren’t into having their tits sucked by a lecherous little troll that crawled out of her pussy to ruin her body and life…in both cases …the nipples still matter…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2014

23

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Bikini Vacation Pics of the Day

Her name is Aubrey O’Day, you barely know who the fuck she is, but you remember hearing her name because she had sex with Diddy when she was on his TV show…which spiralled into a life of getting fatter and fatter for her black audience, who likes a white bitch juicy as fuck, but more importantly, because she was eating her sads…

That said, she’s got fit, still has a big booty, fucks a white guy who saw opportunity and didn’t care that her pussy was tainted, which is really unlike most white guys I know…you see I don’t care what a girl sticks in herself…from produce, to household objects, to men and women of different ethnicities…but for some reason…every white guy I know does…at least if it’s a black guy…it upsets them…

It looks like she may have got a free cruise and did her own little catalog for them on her instagram…all bikini, all the time, and I think she looks pretty awesome for what I assume is a horrible person.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2014

23

Jun

Jessica Simpson in Car Erotica of the Day

Jessica Simpson was trying to avoid the paparazzi the other day, so she decided to take advantage of the erotic pose of her in dress with her tits busting out, and pose for her husband and baby daddy, we like to call “Lottery Winner”…

I guess a slimmed down Jessica Simpson is still hot enough to look at when busting out of her dress, if you can see past the fact that her dumb as shit brain you all laughed at is worth over a billion dollars thanks to middle of the road fashions at K-Mart…making her smarter than any of you…which is something that people have killed themselves for less depressing and disappointing facts….

In fascinating “Simpson” news…Ashlee Simpson has no ass

…which is convenient because it mateches her career. Life in the shadow of her half retard sister..To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Jessica Simpson

2014

23

Jun

Random Hot Instagram Ass Workout of the Day

It turns out that not all instagram workout videos are created equal. This one is what I like to call fitness porn…because there is nothing practical in watching this…other than the boner or sex thought it may give you…but as far as I’m conceded those aren’t so practical…especially not when you work at a daycare.

Not that I work at a daycare, but that would be the worst place to experience this video, it could get you arrested…

I don’t know who the “model” is, but I assure you, she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing here…she just knows the instagram grey area…Don’t show spread asshole, that’s porn, but do fitness in a thong and it is just encouraging healthy living..intense…

Posted in:Videos

2014

23

Jun

Rita Ora’s Amazing Mesh Dress of the Day

Our good friend Rita Ora, who some of you may say we’ve never met, so how could she be our good friend, and you’re right, but I don’t leave my house, I talk to a pug all day, and figure this is the internet, I can pretend she’s my good friend if I want to, what are you gonna do, arrest me…or shun me for the lies…I mean I used to pretend I was an 18 year old girl and make old men sext me before calling them gay after breaking the news to them…before realizing that it was pretty gay that I was pretending to be a girl and sexting dudes…

Either way, Rita Ora was brought in as a back-up Rihanna in the event Riahnna crashed and burned. She hasn’t done much yet, and everything she does seems like an Rihanna impersonation, you know practice for when she has to work Hollywood Boulevard after all the rich men she dates dump her cuz she’s old and not Rihanna…

She’s wearing her Jeremy Scott for Moschino fetish gear in public, and I dig it…so let The Rihanna impersonation continue!!

Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

23

Jun

Maggie Duran and Others for Purienne of the Day

Purienne is one of the better and more relevant hipster erotica photographers to come out the last decade.

He takes a lot of hot, young, models and gets them posing naked for fashion and all the girls are down cuz he’s Purienne, and known in that world…the world of hipster erotica for fashion…

He runs a magazine called MIRAGE that’s filled with glossy images of babes…and I’m not sure if these pics…are for that magazine

One of the girls is MAGGIE DURAN , a model I follow on Instagram, because I love her and want her to have my babies, or at least have unprotected sex with, because condom’s are for pussies and I’m too old to catch anything from these young girls, that I don’t already have, even ones who sleep around a lot…not to say Maggie Duran sleeps around a lot, as far as I’m concerned she’s a delicate virgin sent from heaven…stop looking at her vagina..

I don’t even know which one of these girls is Maggie Durann…I am bad at this game…but they are all hot.

Posted in:Maggie Duran

2014

23

Jun

Carmen Electra’s Werq VIdeo is Depressing for Carmen Electra of the Day

This is a horrible way to start any day…

It was brought to my attention that Carmen Electra released a music video last week….a video very few people cared about…and that I guess would make a Carmen Electra fan sad…if she still had fans.

I remember a few years ago, she was hosting parties for 1500 dollars at local night clubs, and now she’s trying to become the stage act, because even she knows that EDM or whatever this is, is a joke and a scam that is brainwashing all the idiots…and making people stupid money that they probably get together and laugh about…

I see this more as a staying relevant, mocking herself in one last attempt to get noticed, because she decided to not bow down and have family, but to pursue whatever the fuck this is…

I mean, the good news is that you know she can’t be taking these or herself seriously, otherwise this would be really pathetic and sad…but then again…maybe it is really pathetic and sad…

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2014

23

Jun

Girls Pants Split While Riding a Camel and Other Videos of the DAy

Drunk Teens VS McDonald’s Workers with Foam Tubes

Bird of the Day

Truck Runs Over Jewish Girl – She Lives – But Crazy Video

Cop Assualts a Dude for Taking a Parking TIcket Out of His Hand Too Fast

Greek Restaurant Brawl

Posted in:Videos

2014

23

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Apparently the girl doing her post workout stretch in the park…I’m talking in full splits and spandex, practically wrapping her leg around her neck, and eating out her own asshole…doesn’t really want a cheerleader cat calling her from the sidelines, or more importantly, she doesn’t really want a coach to get up in there with her…just to ensure a full stretch…

Here are some morning links…

Pearl Jam does Let it Go
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Dumpy Ass of the Day
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Today in Passive Aggressive
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Selena Gomez for Terry Richardson
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10 High Profile Social Media Gaffes
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The Kardashian are Looking for Interns on Twitter, Let’s Hope One is a Crazed Killer
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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The Co-Founder of Reddit Who Killed Himself has a Documentary on his Life…
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5 Dog Facts…
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Insane Garage Sale Signs
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Hannah Davis in a See Through Top
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The Greatest White Players in NBA History
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How To Prank Coworker Using Cats…
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Babes in Sunglasses
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Brandi Glanville Thinks Her Son is an Asshole – He’s 7
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is EDC which is the biggest thing for 28 year old girls who are into EDM and dancing around in bikinis for an entire weekend on drugs like they were 20…because they aren’t ready to throw in the towel yet…and I am all for that, but instead of getting on a plane, dealing with crowds, I’m gonna to drink in my basement apartment alone…ignoring my wife and possibly imagining all the pussy that would ask “who the fuck is this old fuck trying to take pics of my sweaty wet desert dancing twat”…but that requires too much effort…

I don’t care about popular things. I do like half naked girls. I’m so torn. I’ll work through it.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Orlando Bloom Wants to Fuck Taylor Swift
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Mannequins Girls Will Have a Hard Time Living Up To
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Kate Upton is Fat and Awful in New Country Music Video
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The Evolution of a TRANNY TRAP!
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Lookin’ Down Shirts
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Gwen Stefani has Huge Tits.
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Vanessa Hudgens Spandex Shorts
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Slut of the Day
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Lea Michele Booty in Leggins…
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Ashley Greene Hot and Busty….
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Kesha’s Ass….
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Solid Elementary School Art
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Reese Witherspoon in Some Trailer…
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January Jonese Deleted this Racist Pic
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The Week in Celebrity Romance
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Jennifer Lopez Ass on TV
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Slut of the Day
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Kourtney Kardashian Stuffing Her Pregnant Face in the Hamptons
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Tatyana Ali – Cleavage
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Kendall and Kylie at their Book Launch…
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Laura Whitmore Upskirts
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Daniela Hantuchova Hot Body
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Saved By the Bell on Lifetime
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Look You Can See Jaime King’s Nipples
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The Hottest You’ve Seen Iza Goulart – Ever
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Tracey Morgan Moved to Rehab Center
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Miley’s Stalker is Deaf
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Lana Del Ray Shorts!
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Random Facts About the Porn Industry
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Pick Up girls in a Lambo without Talking
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The Lego Firewalk of Death
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Lady Gaga – Fat and Pantsless Clown
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The Onion’s New Web Series is Funny
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Rosie Huntington in Violet Grey
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Hottest Social Media Pics of the Week
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The Convict Everyone Went Nuts Over – Is Married
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Horrible Mom Body
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The Guy WHo Wants a Maple Cream Donut for His Furniture
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Rumer Willis Breast T-Shirt for Free the Nipple Event
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Sexy Artificial Trees..
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Conan Visits E3
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Jessica Szohr Bikini pics
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Genevieve Morton Looks Better than She’s Ever Looked
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Today in Matt McConaughey
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Fartznegger…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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This Looks Normal..
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Disgusting Lesbian Porn
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Find Cougars To Fuck!
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Nude Lucy Pinder
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Dioni Tabbers Topless!
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Sunny Leone in Panties
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This is Quite a lot of Insertion
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30 FUCKED UP images
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Old People Caught Fucking
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Who The Fuck Owns One Of These THings…
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS