2014
20
Jun
As you go into your weekend, hopefully to live your own life…and deal with your own adventures, failures, fun, problems and disappointment…Know one thing…Selena Gomez and Bieber were on a couch together and the media wants you to think that’s important…even though it’s just marketing for his shitty selfie app that only his fans care about…and that I assume Selena has shares in…cuz investing in tech is the billion dollar way…
Kill yourself..
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2014
20
Jun
I think Dov Charney is the kind of executive more billion dollar brands need. I mean who the fuck needs clothes when your staff is a bunch of slutty 18 year old hipsters who think you’re fucking god….
This naked Dance video may be part of why he got fired, but I think it’s 100 percent why the guy is genius…
I mean it takes balls to pull out your balls with girls you pay 30,000 dollars a year to…they could easily film you and exploit you for a lot of your money…or even get you fired from your own company…
Either way, It’s awesome!
Posted in:American Apparel
2014
20
Jun
I have this theory that Jessica Alba is a fucking scam and a horrible mother….
That when she was an actor, she wasn’t good or worthy of her fame or hype…even if that famous bikini pic of her went viral….
Now that she’s a mother, she’s not as good at actual parenting as she is at exploiting the fact that her uterus took a shit a few times in efforts to trap her husband who had dumped her at the time…typical ghetto mexican trash strategy in keeping a man…by launching a brand of baby bullshit that’s making her millions…
Here are her nipples to prove it…not that they prove anything, but they are hard…and that’s as good a way to prove a point than any.
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Here she is announcing that she’s just landed in Turkey in what is likely the worst shot instagram video in the history of Instagram….
I prefer her HARD NIPPLES
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2014
20
Jun
Rose McGowan gets a some criticism from random people who still care about Rose McGowan, about the amount of Plastic surgery she has…there is some story she was in a car accident and it fucked her up and she needed to take advantage of situation and fix her shit up…because it was a good excuse. There are some stories that she staged the car accident for that reason…and the reality is girls who are in their 20s are getting botox and filler injections…even though the only filler I want them to get is by me…if you know what I mean…and that in 10 years every girl is going to look like a fucking Nicki Minaj clown, so at least Rose McGowan got shit done right and still looks good, but maybe I am saying that because she posted this bikini pic, and her tits are some of the first celebrity tits I remember that I jerked off to back in the 90s….or maybe I am saying that because she once messaged me to tell me I am a horrible persona and that kind of rejection makes me love her more…as I can’t stand or respect any girl who actually likes me…it means there is something wrong with them…and based on this #TBT honeymoon pic she posted. There’s little wrong with Rose…in fact it makes want to sing that Seal song while I cry…but maybe that has nothing to do with ROse McGowan and everything to do with that being my favorite pastime….
Posted in:Rose McGowan
2014
20
Jun
Her name is Katja, I’ve never heard of her, I mean a name like Katja isn’t obscure enough for me, half of the girls I make do tricks for me on webcam are named Katja, it’s all part of the Eastern European sex trade that dominates internet porn…not that this Katja was ever involved in that shit, she’s just named like she was, instead she’s in a fashion shoot that I find pretty hot, because I like models better than hookers or strippers or attention seeking instagram models…I have this distorted perspective that they are classier and better than the other tricks, because they are getting paid by mainstream companies, even though I know that they are all the same…so this Katja and her nipples or last night’s Katja pissing in a cup and drinking it for 8 dollars a minute…are doing the same thing…what they gotta do to get by…
So here’s this Katja for Bambi magazine…
Posted in:Bambi Magazine|Katja
2014
20
Jun
As much as I laugh at Cara Delevinge for being a overrated rich kid turned model because she knew the right people…you know up on some lesbianism for attention because attention is fun kick kind of hustle…all while looking kind of dumpy and shitty because she’s not hot at all…making me question how – even at the level of connected her family is – did she make it…and it turns out, because she takes a good fucking picture…
Here’s a campaign for one of the brands she’s paid too much to endorse…and she’s looking’ hot…which I hate admitting, but it’s just the way it is…
I understand that when hosed down and made up, her lesbian pussy doesn’t look like it would taste as feces and vaginitis filled thanks to laziness and wiping from back to front..as when she’s just kicking it…
I guess it’s smoke and mirrors…but it works…
Posted in:Cara Delevingne
2014
20
Jun
Selena Gomez has made the news lately, I guess her new strategy of self-management without her mom overseeing has allowed the Disney star with a broken soul thanks to an exploitative mother who crafted this career for her daughter out of her own narcism, ego, and want to be famous growing up…plus it’s easy money…has decided it’s time to just have some fucking fun…
So she’s linked back up with baby daddy Bieber, she’s having cops show up at her house parties, she’s probably doing drugs and having a good time like a normal fucking sex offender who dated a 16 year old when she was 19 because it was good for business…
Well apparently, she’s also done a shoot with Terry, and has been posting some of the previews…Not as interesting as an actual rebellious teen, I mean Terry could have shot some actual interesting shit.
I’ve heard this girl knows the industry so well, everything she does is scripted and planned, and not based on her overbearing mother…so I don’t think anything crazy is going to happen with this one, except maybe a premature death from her Lupus, but she has no control over that…
Here are some of her pics…
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2014
20
Jun
GOURMET FOOTWEAR is some cool kid shoe company that I know nothing really about, other than that they may or may not have built their business on bootlegging famous shoes, revamping them, and selling them back to the retard kids in the hip hop market that buy into this nonsense…you know the “sneaker heads” or whatever, who don’t realize that they aren’t up on any exclusive shit, just because their shoes are in a custom limited edition pattern…you fucking morons…
That said, they teamed up with some creative agency and made what I think is the most genius marketing campaign a shoe company has every done, one that hits close to home because not only am I an up skirt watching hobbyist, I’ve also made a career out of posting pics of celebrity up skirts for the last 10 years, not that this is really a career, I still steal from my wife for beer, but I am hugely famous on the internet, which makes me pretend I’m better at up skirts than any of you cunts.
That said, here’s the video, rumored to feature one of our stepGIRLS, let me know if you find her…
2014
20
Jun
There comes a time in every babe’s life where she turns 40 years old…and all that was, is no more…
That said, Heather Graham is in a bikini…
Posted in:Heather Graham
2014
20
Jun
Laura Prepon is a Scientologist who plays a lesbian on her TV show I’ve never seen, but that everyone loves, so I assume is some Josie and the Pussycat, brainwash the masses shit…especially since she’s a Scientologist, and already brain washed, despite not recognizing homosexuality in their religion, despite everyone in their religion being fucking homos…possibly the reason they are even Scientologists…you know “We can’t be gay, gay doesn’t exist”…
People are talking about her tits in this dress getting an award, but for some reason all I see is teeth. Maybe my destiny was to be a dentist and I feel off course…or maybe her Teeth are clashing with her face like some kind of bad outfit choice..
Who knows…but I guess it’s nice that there is life after That 70s show for more than just Asthon and Mila…
Posted in:Laura Prepon
