Here are some weird fucking Katy Perry bleached eyebrows to haunt your fucking dreams tonight…and it is a solid distraction from her dumpy lower body…it’s like the tits of her face….
Posted in:Katy Perry|LOLZ
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2014
19
Jun
Elvis’ Granddaughter and Cara Delevingne of the Day
I am not going to speculate that Cara Delevingne and Riley Keough, probably better known as the heiress to the Elvis fortune who keeps busy by modelling like other socialites and rich kids…like Cara Delevigne because it gives justification to their constant partying, sleeping in, not getting an education, and really just leeching off the family money while they have fun and pose for pictures…are lesbians..
They are just two young girls, playing with Teddy bears, probably the intro scene of many lesbian pornos, not that I would know, since lesbian porn bores me and is anticlimactic…literally..
I assume, this is what all girls do when pants less and in mesh tops hanging on plywood…right?
I like to think this isn’t a jab at Michelle Rodriguez, because no one I know strategically uses social media to get back at exes, ever…
What it comes down to is that if they aren’t gay, this is pretty fucking gay.
Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Riley Keough
2014
19
Jun
Taylor Swift Shows Her Belly of the Day
Taylor Swift has such a solid scam going for her…she has figured out that her image is all based on how you spin it…
To some girls, sleeping around, dabbling in lesbianism, having at least 4 public boyfriends a year, some of whom are 10 years older than you…would be anti-christian, sinning, slutty, disgusting…whatever…
But to Taylor Swift spun it for everyone to feel sorry for her, making her the hero, and is now a girl worth over 100,000,000 dollars…who like other people who are worth that much are are likely horrible self involved, indulgent people, but instead of being hated for all the sex she’s had…she’s loved!
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Posted in:Taylor Swift
2014
19
Jun
50 Year Old Yasmin Le Bon for Speedo of the Day
You probably don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is, because I don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is and I’ve been at this bullshit for a decade.
Sure I have a shitty memory, I have facial recognition blindness, all these bitches look and act the same and kind of blend into each other….not to mention my mind is polluted by all the fame whores who occupy most of the internet’s time…
Well it turns out she’s a 50 year old model…so she’s too old to have ever been an internet sensation, since the internet only went mainstream when she was in her late 30s, already a dated body…
But Speedo booked her for their old lady swimsuit collection, that I guess is SPANX like and here are the pics, even though I hate old ladies and bikini campaigns…and one piece bathings suits…meaning this shit has little going for it.
Posted in:Yasmin Le Bon
2014
19
Jun
Anastasia Ashley is in a Surf Contest Right Now of the Day
Anastasia Ashley is more than just a surf booty on instagram, she actually competes…and that’s what I am watching right now….because girls who can surf always impress me but more importantly, look good when they are in a half squat and skimpy bikini bottom…doing things I can’t do….
The waves are shit, but I figure the best way to root for like her number 1 cheerleader I am…in her in her heat – is to stare at some pics of her from her instagram…featuring Ass…
Posted in:Anastasia Ashley
2014
19
Jun
Samantha Gradoville Boring Catalog Bikini Pics of the DAy
Samantha Gradoville is some model…and here she is in some catalog pics that like all catalog pics are uninspiring, even shitty and boring, but still featuring a tight bodied model in a bikini, with nipples and pussy definition photoshopped out…it lacks a lot of rawness or artistic creative direction that people could jerk off to…but here it is anyway, cuz it’s still a model in a bikini…
I prefer when she’s NAKED FOR FASHION
Posted in:Samantha Gradoville
2014
19
Jun
Sean McFarlane by David Hauserman for C-Heads of the Day
C-Heads is a fashion magazine or collective that gets less famous models like this girl SEAN being shot by a photographer named David Hauserman I may have never heard of, but who could be a big deal, cuz I’m more about the girls getting half naked, or fully naked for art and fashion and some instagram hits…the fact that everyone is a model…works for me.
Posted in:David Hauserman|Sean McFarlane
2014
19
Jun
Lupita Nyong’o for Vogue of the Day
I can’t figure out if this is fashion erotica, or fashion racism, or if this has nothing to do with her straight from Africa, but no the Africa you racists are thinking, you know the dung shanty, AIDS ridden africa you send money to an adopted child, that really goes to a scamming Christian group…she’s more the top tier Africa with mansions and good living, I mean how the hell else does she become an Oscar winner…some fucking foster parent program? Naw dude, she’s rich.
Just cuz she played a slave doesn’t mean she is one, in fact, I have a feeling she may own a few back home….
I guess what it comes down to is that nothing says Africa like an exercise ball..
Posted in:Lupita Nyong'o
2014
19
Jun
Laura Whitmore has the Upskirt of the Day
I have no idea who Laura Whitmore is, but as it turns out, I do know what at least 10 percent of her vagina looks like, and it is not all that exciting, but probably more exciting than anything else Laura Witmore has ever done in her life….
This old school. getting out of car, look at my pubic hair peaking out of my tight panties, brings back memories of a simpler time, when this kind of thing would make a girl famous…but now…you can see this just by leaving the house…as all girls are a lot sluttier than they used to be…and panty flashes are considered tame…
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Posted in:Laura Whitmore
2014
19
Jun
Genevieve Morton’s Lazy Workout Video of the Day
I don’t like Genevieve Morton’s look at all. I think she’s dumpy, fat, uninteresting…the bootleg, South African Kate Upton, that’s Sports Illustrated loves, but that makes me think Sports Illustrated is lazy, because there are way better looking South Africans, this one’s a sloppy fail….
I have heard that she’s a gold digger, opportunist, who moved to America and leverages her Sports Illustrated resume to fuck or at least suck off big Producers in hopes of getting an acting job. I don’t know if that’s fact, I would take her more as the girl who would be at the all you can eat buffet, stalking up….
As far as I’m concerned, her best move would be to post videos of her and Kate Upton competitive eating, because it would be appropriate for people like me, who can see past the big tits and see dumpy….
But instead she made fitness videos and even gave herself a Hashtag #genevievemortonfitness. Following the trend all the other models are doing….only hard to take seriously because her workout of choice is as lazy as her body looks…
At least she Made Up For It With THis Nipple on Instagram Rebellion…
So apparently she booked her first modelling job ever. I always assumed the only job she would book is the pig in a pig wrestling match…but I’m an asshole…
Posted in:Genevieve Morton